It’s been a week since our first “SHUTDOWN” Fume, special edition.
Turns out it wasn’t “special” enough to stand alone. So…We have here…OUR 2ND SPECIAL “SHUTDOWN” EDITION OF THE FRIDAY FUME!!!
While the National Parks Disservice has REMOVED the HANDLES from DRINKING FOUNTAINS along the Chesapeake and Ohio canal system JOGGING TRACK…Presumably because…DURING THE SHUTDOWN…THEY CAN NO LONGER AFFORD DRINKING FOUNTAIN MONITORS…There are OTHER bits of stuff being thrown by this administration into the proverbial fan.
A group of tourists was LITERALLY held HOSTAGE by NPS officers in their YELLOWSTONE Hotel prompting a group from CHINA to wonder if THEY HAD BEEN ARRESTED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!
Clearly, an Obama government shutdown looks EXACTLY like a COMMUNIST ROUND UP OF CIVILIANS to…COMMUNISTS…and they should know.
And…It turns out that…CGI Federal’s parent company, MONTREAL-based CGI Group, was officially TERMINATED in September 2012 by an Ontario government health agency after the firm missed three years of deadlines and failed to deliver the province’s flagship online medical registry.
THAT’S THE SAME COMPANY OBAMA HIRED TO BUILD THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE!!!
OBAMA OUTSOURCED THE WEBSITE TO A COMPANY FIRED BY CANADA!!!
Maybe he got it in a package deal with his CANADIAN MADE CAMPAIGN BUS!!!!!
Good grief…My friends and fellow Patriots…Ya just can’t make this stuff up but…TODAY…We laugh a bit.
It’s FRIDAY and…
I’m fuming.
So…On Wednesday evening…WOLF BLITZER uttered THESE words…
“They had three years to get this ready. If they weren’t fully ready, they should accept the advice Republicans are giving them, delay it for a year, get it ready and make sure it works.”
HOLY COW…DIDN’T WOLFIE GET THE MEMO???
“REPUBLICANS ARE EVIL…TEA PARTIERS ARE EVIL…CONSERVATIVES ARE EVIL…AND THEIR IDEAS ARE…EVIL!!!”
Naturally, when a Member of the socialist propaganda machine slips a cog and says something that ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE…
THERE’S HELL TO PAY…Or…At least a clarification to be made.
After CONSERVATIVES started APPLAUDING THE BLITZED ONE…
THE WOLFSTER ISSUED A RETRACTION…of sorts…Seen on the right…
Whoa there little fella…Not so fast…
The ADVICE being given by REPUBLICANS was CLEARLY to DELAY OBAMACARE…BY A YEAR…Not the WEBSITE and…HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE DELAY THE WEBSITE…WHERE THE SUBJECTS OF THE DICTATOR ARE SUPPOSED TO GO AND SIGN THEIR LIBERTIES AWAY…WITHOUT DELAYING OBAMACARE?????
Naturally, the moldy, head cheeses over at the COMMIE NEWS NETWORK, were happy with Blitzer’s clarification since, IT DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE…And that’s the way they like it over there.
While they’re flogging Blitzer with soggy bean sprouts…I have an idea…
Why don’t the Tea Party Conservatives over in the house…Draft up a “new” proposal and…TELL THE REST OF THESE PINHEADS THAT THEY HAVE TO…PASS IT TO FIND OUT WHAT’S IN IT?????
Fuming.
Well…It’s nice to know that Jesse Jackson could take a break from finding justice for a 2 bit drug using, gang wannabe PUNK and come up for air long enough to say something REALLY stupid.
There was ol’ Jesse “Race Card” Jackson on the radio a few days ago…Trying his best to make the “shutdown” a RACIST thing.
OH YES HE DID!!!
Have a listen…
THE GUY HAS A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEA!!!!!
It wasn’t the REPUBLICANS that made up the Confederacy…YOU KNOT-HEAD…It was the DEMOCRATS!!!!!
Does this MORON actually think LINCOLN was a DEMOCRAT???
Yep…Apparently he does.
We can always count on Jesse to make an IDIOT of himself, can’t we???
Here’s some more BREAKING NEWS for Jackson…
Ya know those Jim Crow laws you hate so much???
THAT WAS THE DEMOCRATS TOO!!!
Ya gotta wonder what he’ll do when he finds out that the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT was WRITTEN BY A REPUBLICAN and would have passed into law a WHOLE LOT SOONER if a DEMOCRAT…LBJ…HADN’T BEEN BLOCKING IT!!!!!
Hey…Jesse…
You want to do the black community a HUGE favor???
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
I’m fuming.
Oh…THIS is just insane!!!!!!!!
On the 1st day of the GREAT GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OF 2013…
This repugnant administration SHUT DOWN CANCER RESEARCH at the National Institutes of Health…
SHUT DOWN THE WWII MEMORIAL…
SHUT DOWN PAYING DEATH BENEFITS TO THE FAMILIES OF THOSE KILLED IN MILITARY ACTION but…
THEY WERE ABLE TO COUGH UP…$445 MILLION DOLLARS…
FOR BIG BIRD!!!!!
Yep…The CORPORATION FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING…NPR…PBS and the ilk…GOT $445 MILLION DOLLARS ON THE 1ST DAY OF THE “SHUTDOWN!!!!!”
If ever there was a NON ESSENTIAL government agency…
IT’S THE CORPORATION FOR PROPAGANDA BROADCASTING!!!!!
WWII Vets…Families of our soldiers killed in the act of defending our nation???
NO MONEY FOR THEM!!!!!
A bunch of PUPPETS…Sesame Street or the SLAPPIES on the PBS NEWS HOUR…Take your pick…
OH NO…WE CAN’T GO EVEN 1 DAY WITHOUT THAT CRAP!!!!!
But…It didn’t stop there.
Exactly 1 week into the “shutdown…”
THE UTAH NATIONAL GUARD GOT $47,000 OF TAXPAYER MONEY TO BUY…
A MECHANICAL BULL!!!!!!!
They said it’s a RECRUITING TOOL…
A RECRUITING TOOL?????
Let me explain something here…
The typical mechanical bull rider is DRUNK…THINKS IT’S EASY…DOESN’T LAST 8 SECONDS ON THE THING and further more…
YOU DON’T NEED TO GET PATRIOTS DIZZY AND GIVE EM A CONCUSSION TO GET EM TO SIGN UP FOR THE MILITARY!!!!!!!
Ummmmmm…..
According to Lieutenant Colonel Hank McIntire of the National Guard…They NEEDED a NEW Mechanical bull because…”THE OLD ONE WAS BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR!!!”
HEY…YER SUPPOSED TO RIDE THE DAMN THING…NOT SHOOT AT IT!!!!!!!!!
What a bunch of MECHANICAL BULLCRAP!!!!!
How about THESE???
FEDERAL AGENCIES HAVE SPENT AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF DOLLARS TO…
CREATE NEW WEBSITES INFORMING THOSE LOOKING FOR THEIR OLD WEBSITES THAT THE OLD WEBSITES ARE CLOSED DURING THE SHUTDOWN!!!!!
www.asshats.gov should get ya there…
And…Over at Mt. Vernon…The home of GEORGE WASHINGTON…The government SHUT DOWN THE PARKING LOT!!! They couldn’t shut the PARK because IT’S PRIVATELY RUN but THEY CLOSED THE PARKING LOT!!!
THEY’RE SPENDING MONEY ON BARRY-CADES AND GUARDS FOR…A PARKING LOT?????
Apparently, they were afraid a BUNCH OF 90 YEAR OLD VETS IN HANDIVANS WERE GONNA TRY TO GET IN!!!!!
THIS ABSURD BUNCH OF MOONBATS IN THE ADMINISTRATION ACTUALLY PAID SOME PARK RANGER TO…
CHASE SOME PRIVATE CITIZEN…USING HIS OWN LAWN MOWER…FROM THE GROUNDS OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL!!!!!
I SUSPECT BECAUSE…THEY JUST CAN’T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE, NOT PAID BY THE GOVERNMENT, START DOING THINGS THE GOVERNMENT SPENDS OUR MONEY DOING!!!!!!
Meanwhile…One thing that cost TAXPAYERS…$93 million dollars…ISN’T WORKING AT ALL!!!
THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE…3 YEARS IN THE MAKING AT A COST OF $93 MILLION DOLLARS…IS WORKING ALMOST AS SMOOTHLY AS…JOE BIDEN!!!!!!!
According to the computer nerds over at University of Southern California…
IT COULD TAKE UP TO 6 MONTHS TO DEBUG THE STUPID THING!!!
WHICH IS GREAT WHEN YOU CONSIDER…EVERYBODY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FORCEFULLY SIGNED UP FOR SOCIALISM IN 4 MONTHS!!!!!!!
Here’s the lying point Obama and his merry band of nose pickers are trying to foist upon the public…
“The website is slow because so many people are signing up for Obamacare. It’s because they LOVE Obamacare and all the SAVINGS they’re getting. It’s a HUGE success.”
And here is the STRAIGHT SKINNY…NO BULL…
WE FOUND OUT THIS MORNING THAT, IN THE FIRST 1O DAYS OF OBAMACRAP…ONLY 51,000 PEOPLE ACTUALLY SIGNED UP!!!
THAT’S 5,100 PEOPLE PER DAY!!!
THE 93 MILLION DOLLAR OBAMACRAP WEBSITE CAN’T HANDLE 5,100 PEOPLE PER DAY?????
Ummmmm…Obama has spent 3 YEARS running amok telling everybody that OBAMACARE is the BEST THING since the INVENTION OF BEANO and only 51,000 PEOPLE SIGN UP IN THE FIRST 10 DAYS???
He spent $93 MILLION DOLLARS on a WEBSITE that CAN’T HANDLE THAT TRAFFIC???
YOU COULD HIRE A 6 YEAR OLD FOR A COOKIE AND A GLASS OF MILK TO DESIGN A WEBSITE THAT DOES BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!
According to George Edwards in the COMPUTER department at USC…”IT’S LIKE TRYING TO REPAIR A CAR WHILE SOMEONE’S DRIVING IT!!!!
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Near as I can tell…The Obamacrap website is being run just like SOLYNDRA!!!
IN ONE CASE…SOLYNDRA TOOK OUR TAX MONEY AND…THEY…WENT BANKRUPT AND IN THE OTHER CASE…OBAMACRAP TAKES OUR TAX MONEY AND…WE…GO BANKRUPT!!!!!
Ya know…During the “shut down in 95-96…WHEN WE HAD A PRESIDENT WITH AN INTERN UNDER HIS DESK…THIS SORT OF MESSED UP CRAP DIDN’T HAPPEN because…Regardless of what you think of him…SLICK WILLY COULD MULTI-TASK!!!!!
LEAVE TO OBAMA TO SHUT DOWN THE 17% OF GOVERNMENT THAT ACTUALLY HAD A MODICUM OF COMMON SENSE!!!!!
Oh…You KNOW it’s Friday, friends and Patriots and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!
The Obama government told us that 45 million people needed to sign up by January 1, 2014
So they built it to handle (‘supposedly’) 50,000 people per day!
That’s not 50,000 per day
That’s 500,000 per day.
What genius designed a web site that lacking?
If the Liberals hadn’t abandoned basic math along with English when developing the Communist Core Re-Education System, perhaps someone would have been able to stop Obama before he urinated on the 23,000,000 veterans plus their 200,000,000 family members and dear friends in favor of a bunch of illegal border jumpers.
According to Debbie McMrizz Whats-her-name: …There is a Six Month roll-out plan, between right NOW and Jan 1st.
Math is not part of the Demmunists Commicrats forte’.
http://chicksontheright.com/posts/item/24819-debbie-mcfrizz-just-admitted-how-much-of-a-cloosterfooken-obamacare-is
First off, IMHO Wolf the Blitzer has NO b@11s and would eat a turd if told to by his handlers!!! so much for the news coming out of his pie-h01e.
another great article (fume)…
This is absurdity at its highest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are all liberal complete IDIOTS or just those running the child care center (aka administration)?
Is there ANY relief in sight?
Here is some info for your next blog. I stumbled upon this link on FB. Apparently there is a new Leader in the White House already.
All federal land now belongs to China. Take a listen to this and you may find some answers to a lot of our questions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47vg-dBgDk&feature=share
What no one is talking about, and what is making me absolutely insane, is the shutting down of the commodity warehouses on the reservations, and refusing to allocate money for their heating assistance as winter is nearing. Sure, these people need to be set free, but that takes time, and money for retraining, and such. Not, just starving them to death if they don’t freeze first!