Friday Fume

GEEZ what a week we’ve had.

It turns out that, USIS, the company that DOMINATES the BACKGROUND CHECK industry and got more than $400 MILLION dollars of YOUR money in the last 2 years, is the company that “VETTED” both Ed Snowden AND the DC Shipyard Shooter.

HOW MUCH YA WANNA BET THEY ARE ALSO THE SAME BUNCH OF BOZOS THAT VETTED OBAMA IN 2008???

16 year old David Schaffner III remembered he had a hunting/pocket knife on him as he went to his school’s football game. HE WAS HONEST ABOUT IT…HANDED IT OVER TO A SECURITY GUARD AND THEN…GOT SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS!!!

It turns out his school has a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON…HONESTY!!!!

And…While defending the indefensible…OBAMACARE…Obama actually said…“The cost of healthcare is now growing at the slowest rate in 50 years. If the current trends hold … we’re going to see a continuing slowing of healthcare costs. That’s going to boost our exports.”

BOOST OUR EXPORTS OF WHAT???

BULLCRAP?????

Another week of liberal/socialist nonsense has drawn to a close and since we could all use a laugh…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…You remember those…”EXPERT NAVIGATORS” that are supposed to help you and your businesses find your way through this Obamacare debacle???

Yeah…The thugs Obama is supposed to be hiring from the likes of the SEIU…THOSE NAVIGATORS…

Well, it turns out that each “navigator” will get all of 20 HOURS of training before THEY tell YOU ALL ABOUT OBAMACARE!!!

20 hours.

THE BILL IS MORE THAN 2700 PAGES LONG AND THERE ARE NOW MORE THAN 17 THOUSAND REGULATIONS ATTACHED TO IT!!!

And those who would be called…”OBAMACARE EXPERTS”…will only get 20 HOURS OF TRAINING?????

Let’s say you run a business.

YOU can’t make heads nor tails out of 2700 pages and 17,000 regulations so…YOU sit down with an ‘EXPERT NAVIGATOR.”

The future of YOUR business and your EMPLOYEES livings are IN THE HANDS OF THE NAVIGATOR…

WHO HAS HAD ALL OF 20 HOURS OF TRAINING!!!!!

How secure do you feel?

Remember…MANY if not MOST of these ‘EXPERT NAVIGATORS” are UNION workers and you KNOW what THAT means…RIGHT???

THEIR 2 ½ DAYS OF TRAINING WERE REPLETE WITH UNION MANDATED COFFEE AND POT SMOKING BREAKS AND…YOU KNOW THEY DIDN’T STUDY AT NIGHT BECAUSE…THAT WOULD BE…OVERTIME!!!!!

20 hours of training.

THESE…”EXPERT NAVIGATORS” ARE GETTING LESS TRAINING TO FULLY AND COMPREHENSIVELY EXPLAIN OBAMACARE TO YOU THAN A 16 YEAR OLD KID GETS BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO SOLO, UNDER A HAIR NET, AT THE PIZZA PALACE!!!!!

It’s no wonder congress exempted themselves from this Obamination…THEY DON’T WANT TO HAVE IT ALL EXPLAINED TO THEM BY THE ONLY PEOPLE…LESS…QUALIFIED TO UNDERSTAND IT THAN THEY WERE…TO PASS IT!!!!

Fuming.

Isn’t this just PRECIOUS?????

At the University of Regina, in Saskatchewan, Canada…

They have installed…FOOT BATHS…In a public washroom at its Riddell Student Centre.

Oh…It’s not for your average students…No, no, NO…

IT’S FOR THE…MUSLIM STUDENTS!!!!!

It seems they like to “pray” several times a day and…They can’t do it with DIRTY FEET!!!!!

Allah don’t like TOE JAM!!!!!

According to Nathan Sgrazzutti, president of the U of R Students Union, it’s just too hard for the prayer rug and burqa bunch to clean their feet in the sinks. Sgrazzutte (who really should buy a vowel) “I’ve seen them do it. It’s tough for them.”

The 2 “foot baths” also know to drunk college students as…URINALS…came at the price of $35,000.

Said the vowel deficient Sgrazzutti, “There was a bit of a push from our Muslim students society as well as the students union, and the university was very receptive.”

Really?

THE MUSLIMS ON CAMPUS WERE…PUSHY??????

They always seem like the quiet, reserved…mind their own business type everywhere ELSE on the planet.

The next think ya know…THE “REGINA MUSLIMS FOR FOOT WASHING SINKS” IS GONNA START DEMANDING A 5 TIMES A DAY…VUVUZELA BLAST CALL TO “PRAYERS”…FRIDAY AFTERNOON BEHEADINGS AND NO MORE HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES IN THE VENDING MACHINES!!!!!

There are no holy water fountains anywhere on campus and Regina’s HARI KRISHNA’S HAVE TO SUPPLY THEIR OWN TAMBOURINES but…THE MUSLIMS GOT $35,000 FOOT TOILETS!!!!!!

I hope the members of ALPHA al QAEDA OMEGA are happy…

LIVING IN SASKATCHEWANISTAN!!!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Oh for screaming out loud.

Did ya hear that liberal/socialist Washington DC Mayor/Klingon, Vincent Gray, right after the shooting at the Navy Yard last Monday?

He was standing there…Blaming the whole thing on…

THE SEQUESTER!!!

Yeah…No kidding…

“It’s hard to know, [but] certainly, as I look at, for example, sequestration, which is about saving money in the federal government being spent, that we somehow skimped on what would be available for projects like this, and then we put people at risk. Obviously 12 people have paid the ultimate price for whatever — you know — whatever was done to have this man on the base.”

Yep…A SMALLER…LESS WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT KILLED 12 PEOPLE IN DC ON MONDAY…According to this putz.

As I recall…THERE WAS NO…SEQUESTRATION…WHEN NIDAL HASAN…THE BASE “WORKPLACE VIOLENCE LIAISON”…WENT ON A RAMPAGE AT FT. HOOD AND KILLED 13 PEOPLE!!!

BACK THEN…THE MONEY WAS FLOWING LIKE WATER IN A MUSLIM FOOT BATH but…

IF ONLY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COULD STEAL ENOUGH MONEY FROM THE TAXPAYERS TO AFFORD TO PUT MORE SHRIMPS ON TREADMILLS…NOBODY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SHOT AT THE NAVY YARD!!!!

That idiot “mayor” should be ASHAMED of himself.

And Obama, who HAS NO SHAME…Wasn’t far behind.

Before we even knew the name of the SHOOTER…

Obama was out there CALLING FOR MORE GUN CONTROL!!!!!

He even has his WHITE HOUSE SOCK PUPPET…JAY CARNEY…TELLING THE PRESS…”IT’S INAPPROPRIATE TO TALK ABOUT GUN CONTROL RIGHT NOW BUT…“WE WILL CONTINUE TO WORK TO TAKE ACTION TO IMPROVE GUN SAFETY, REDUCE GUN VIOLENCE IN THIS COUNTRY…THROUGH EXECUTIVE ACTION…AND HOPEFULLY…CONGRESS WILL TAKE ACTION TO REDUCE GUN VIOLENCE AS WELL.”

Ummmm…

WEREN’T THOSE…25 EXECUTIVE ORDERS…THAT THE DICTATOR ALREADY ISSUED…SUPPOSED TO HAVE PREVENTED THIS?????

I GUESS…DUE TO SEQUESTER…HE DIDN’T SIGN ENOUGH OF THEM SO NOW…HE’S GONNA SIGN SOME MORE!!!

And speaking of Executive orders…

ON THE VERY SAME DAY OBAMA CALLED FOR MORE GUN CONTROL BY HIS EXECUTIVE PEN…

THAT DIRTY-FOOTED TREASONOUS DIP STICK SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO…SEND WEAPONS TO THE SYRIAN “REBELS!!!!!!”

That’s right…FEWER guns for YOU…

MORE FOR AL QAEDA!!!!!!!

I GUESS THE SEQUESTER IS SO BAD IT LED TO THE MURDERS OF 12 AMERICANS AT THE DC NAVY YARD BUT FAR…FAR FROM BAD ENOUGH TO PREVENT THE DICTATOR FROM RESUPPLYING THE ENEMY!!!

Say…Here’s an idea…

INSTEAD OF GIVING AL QAEDA GIFT WRAPPED WEAPONS…

HOW ABOUT ARMING OUR OWN MILITARY PERSONNEL ON OUR OWN MILITARY BASES AND LET THE WARING FACTIONS OF MUSLIMS IN SYRIA KILL EACH OTHER WITHOUT US TAKING SIDES???

Of course, if we applied THAT SORT OF COMMON SENSE TO THE ISSUES…

WHO OR WHAT WOULD THE SOCIALIST “MAYOR” OF THE DISTRICT OF CORRUPTION BLAME THINGS ON THEN???

Oh yes…The STIGMA. THAT’S what they blame when all ELSE proves to be nothing but a FART IN A TORNADO OF TRUTH…THE STIGMA!!!

Socialists say we must remove the STIGMA from MENTAL ILLNESS.

REMOVE THE STIGMA???

WE SHOULD BE EMBRACING THE STIGMA!!!

Rather than trying to see MENTAL CASES as simply MISUNDERSTOOD regular Joes…

WE NEED TO START LOOKING AT MENTALLY DISTURBED…SOCIALLY RECLUSIVE AND GENERALLY SPOOKY WEIRDOS AS…

 MENTALLY DISTURBED…SOCIALLY RECLUSIVE AND GENERALLY SPOOKY WEIRDOS THAT COULD GO OFF LIKE A FREAKIN’ VOLCANO AND KEEP AN EYE ON THEM WHILE NOT…I REPEAT…NOT…GIVING THEM SPECIAL CLEARANCE TO ROAM AROUND ON OUR MILITARY BASES OR WALK THE STREETS OF OUR  CITIES AND TOWNS LIKE THEY ARE MR. ROGERS!!!

It’s always a wonderful day in the neighborhood…UNTIL THE CREEP THAT HAS MORE RED FLAGS FLYING AROUND HIM THAN  YOU WOULD SEE AT A HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION WORKERS SAFETY SEMINAR…STARTS SHOOTING HOLES IN PEOPLE!!!

But, according to liberals and socialists, if we would all just stop calling CRAZY people CRAZY people…CRAZY PEOPLE WOULD STOP DOING CRAZY THINGS!!!

THAT’S CRAZY…PEOPLE!!!

Look…If you see someone who looks like this…THEY’RE DANGEROUS CRAZY!!!

If you see someone who looks like THIS…THEY’RE ABOUT TO GO OFF!!!

If you see someone who looks like THIS guy…DUCK AND COVER!!!

And of you see somebody who LOOKS LIKE THIS…

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES…HE’S A MAD MAN AND HE’S A TICKING TIME BOMB!!!!

What…HE GAVE GUNS TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS AND NOW…HE’S GIVING WEAPONS TO AL QAEDA…AGAIN!!!!!

Holy crap…You can TELL its FRIDAY because…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

3 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. As far as the Muslim “foot baths” go, I think if someone added a nice cross on the front of each one with a sharpie they’d be much more attractive.

  2. As a licensed health insurance agent (20 years expedience) I am required to take the AHIP test and company specific training, plus 4 hours of ethics classes EACH year I want to sell any medicare advantage or prescription drug plans. At least 30-35 hours of REQUIRED education. How can people with no background possibly be prepared to take on this massive clusterf-ck called o’bummercare? I smell lawsuits all over this nation. Worse, people will die from these ‘navigators’ mistakes. I guess o’bummer knows how to kill in many, many ways.

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