Bob Mueller and the FBI – Down the Rabbit Hole

Remember when?

It was a month and a couple of days ago. May 16th, 2013.

Remember?

That was the day that the Dictator stood before the press and answered a few questions.

When did he find out about the IRS targeting Conservatives and Conservatives groups?

“I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through the press.”

Uh huh.

He had NO IDEA it was going on.

Then, the dictator stated: “We will be putting in new leadership that will be able to make sure that we…hold accountable those who have taken these outrageous actions.  It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you should be equally outraged.”

Outraged?

HE WAS…”OUTRAGED!!!”

The Dictator vowed…

TO HOLD ACCOUNTABLE THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN THESE…”OUTRAGEOUS” ACTIONS!!!!!

And so…He assigned the task to the once formidable FBI and it’s Director…Robert Mueller.

GO GET EM!!!!!

Now, let me take you all the way back to last week…Nearly a month AFTER the expressed…”OUTRAGE.”

Heeeeeeeeere’s BOB!!!

Hmmmmmm……

Bob doesn’t know.

BOB DOESN’T KNOW???

He doesn’t know who’s heading up the IRS investigation???

Bob doesn’t know how MANY FBI agents have been assigned to the case.

He doesn’t know whether or not any of the affected Conservatives or Conservative groups have even been CONTACTED???

FOR GOODNESS SAKE…BOB DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHY THE FBI CONTACTED SOME OF THE CONSERVATIVE GROUPS…BEFORE…THE INVESTIGATION EVEN STARTED!!!!!

I thought the Dictator was outraged.

I thought he was going to have those responsible held accountable.

He did, after all, assign the FBI to investigate…Didn’t he?

Let’s check with Beltway Jay, the DC Town Liar.

Mr. Carney…Was or was NOT, Obama…OUTRAGED…by the conduct of the IRS???

Carney did indeed answer that question on May 20th and stated: “I mean, nobody’s been more outraged by the reported conduct here than the president of the United States.”

Anybody but me starting to recognize the pattern here?

Allow me to provide a hint.

BENGHAZI!!!!!!!

The terrorist or…workplace violence attacks on our Consulate in Benghazi took place on September 11th, 2012…Right???

And when, exactly, did the FBI arrive in Benghazi to begin their in-depth investigation with the expressed purpose of holding responsible those who perpetrated those attacks???

Let’s see…That was on…

OCTOBER 5TH, 2012…3 WEEKS AFTER THE ATTACKS and, dare I point out…

THE TERRORIST, IDENTIFIED  AND INTERVIEWED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES, AS THE LEADER OF THOSE ATTACKS…HAD LONG BEFORE FINISHED HIS STRAWBERRY FRAPPE AND STROLLED AWAY FROM THE BENGHAZI SIDEWALK CAFÉ…2 ½ WEEKS BEFORE THE FBI ARRIVED!!!!!

Really?

Am I REALLY drawing a direct comparison between Benghazi and the IRS?

Yep, and why NOT?

There’s more .

Who, regarding the Benghazi attacks was in a better position to spill the beand than the CIA Director at the time?

David Petraus.

After all, the CIA had an ANNEX in Benghazi and that annex was ALSO attacked. 4 Americans were killed between the Consulate and that annex.

Suddenly, the CIA director, the one we NOW know did NOT agree with the Benghazi REWRITTEN and HEAVILY SCRUBBED false talking points…WAS OUTED by an affair.

And how did THAT come to light?

Through both HIS and his girl on the side’s EMAILS.

HELLOOOOOOOOO…NSA!!!!!!!!

The NSA, which claims NOT to actually READ emails.

Is that proven? That the NSA outed the Petraus affair???

No…Not YET anyway but…As I’ve said before…People HAVE been convicted of MURDER on circumstantial evidence.

Now…Imagine, if you will…The Dictator’s minions (because he wouldn’t sully his own hands) telling ol’ Bob Mueller to…Drag the FBI’s once vaunted investigative heels regarding Benghazi and/or the IRS.

Is it really that hard to imagine some goon from the west wing advising Mueller that should HE step out of line, HE would become the subject of things he’d rather not have known to the public or HIS family???

Bob, meet Dave. Dave…Bob.

Sure, there are those who hang by a thread to the notion that the FBI didn’t go to Benghazi because the Libyan president was mad and wouldn’t allow it.

It’s a thin thread.

While I wouldn’t put it past this Dictator to bow to the whims of a foreign leader, that Consulate was AMERICAN SOIL and the FBI had EVERY RIGHT to be there IMMEDIATELY. Even in this scenario, it wouldn’t have been the Libyan leader keeping them out…It would have been OUR Dictator who happily issued the appeasement order.

Would or could a PRESIDENT intimidate the head of the FBI?

No…a PRESIDENT couldn’t but…A DICTATOR not only COULD…A DICTATOR…WOULD.

To truly operate above the law, one must have the goods on those who would or could ENFORCE the law and THAT is exactly what the NSA has done for this Dictator and exactly what Maxine Waters was talking about when SHE said, “The President has put in place an organization with the kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life. That’s going to be very, very powerful. That database will have information about everything on every individual on ways that it’s never been done before…”

How ELSE could it be that the IRS, government’s most powerful arm, could politically target ONLY the Dictator’s enemies and those who would investigate it come down with amnesia?

Think about it.

Bob Mueller has been called to testify before a congressional committee…UNDER OATH…

Even the potted parsley on my kitchen window sill knew he was going to be asked about the IRS targeting abuses of power.

Any REASONABLE fellow, one who have NOT been told to stonewall and one who has NOT been intimidated, in Bob’s position, would have been SURE to have received a DETAILED briefing regarding the IRS investigation, most likely BY the agent in CHARGE of it. He would KNOW the simple answers to those simple questions and would be able to provide them IN HIS SLEEP.

But…

Bob shows up and…UNDER OATH…tells the committee that…He doesn’t know who is heading up the FBI’s investigation into the IRS.

BOB TELLS THE COMMITTEE THAT…HE DOESN’T KNOW…WHO’S HEADING THE INVESTIGATION…BOB TELLS THE COMMITTEE THAT…HE DOESN’T KNOW…HOW MANY AGENTS ARE ASSIGNED TO THE IRS CASE…BOB TELLS THE COMMITTEE THAT…HE DOESN’T KNOW…WHETHER OR NOT ANY OF THE CONSERVATIVE GROUPS AFFECTED BY THE IRS ABUSES OF POWER HAVE BEEN CONTACTED AND…BOB TELLS THE COMMITTEE THAT…HE DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT AFFECTED CONSERVATIVE GROUPS BEING INTERVIEW BY THE FBI BEFORE THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE IRS ABUSES OF POWER EVER STARTED!!!

Remember when?

It was just a couple of months ago.

Remember?

On January 23rd, 2013, after only 4 ½ months, regarding Benghazi…Hillary ask us all: “WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE???”

Or…On May 1st, 2013 when, after only 7 ½ months, Beltway Jay Carney told us all: “Let’s be clear,” Carney said in response to a question from Ed Henry. “Benghazi happened a long time ago.”

And now, only 1 month into the investigation of the IRS by the FBI…Bob Mueller doesn’t know ANYTHING ABOUT the investigation.

Yesterday…an empty field in north Oakland Township, Michigan…Was absolutely CRAWLING with FBI agents.

No…They’re NOT investigating the IRS OR Benghazi…

They’re looking for…JIMMY HOFFA.

Remember when Jimmy Hoffa disappeared?

That was July 30th…1975.

At this rate…The FBI might be getting closer to the answers on the IRS, Benghazi, the NSA, the EPA, Fast and Furious, and the State Department sex files in what?

2051?

Somewhere, in an imposing building at 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Bob Mueller is singing…

“I’m late / I’m late / For a very important date. / No time to say “Hello, Goodbye”. / I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.”