I can’t believe we made it all the way through another week.
If socialists launched an insanity rocket from atop their own mountain of stupidity…It still wouldn’t reach the heights of moronic behavior they’re reaching.
I can’t even BEGIN to get into ALL of it from this week so…I’ve hand-picked 4 issues from the always exploding stack.
My friends and fellow Patriots…
Sometimes…Ya just gotta laugh. Today IS Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Let’s start things off in Ipswitch.
That’s where the high school principal has decided to DO AWAY WITH HONORS NIGHT BECAUSE…
THE KIDS WHO RIDE THE SHORT BUS MIGHT HAVE THEIR FEELINGS HURT!!!
Are you KIDDING me???
The kids who have worked their adolescent BUTTS off…TAKING CALCULUS…ANATOMY…PHYSICS AND COLLEGE LEVEL MANDARIN CHINESE LANGUAGE COURSES SO THEY CAN GROW UP TO GET GOVERNMENT JOBS…BEGGING FOR MONEY…AREN’T GOING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR MAKING THE HONOR ROLL BECAUSE…
REMEDIAL READER, MOUTH BREATHING, SHOP CLASS SAND BAGGING, 5TH YEAR SOPHOMORES MIGHT GET THEIR “EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY JUST FOR SHOWING UP” PANTIES IN A BUNCH????
Yep, that’s about the size of it.
What’s next?
A SPECIAL YEARBOOK PAGE FOR THE STUDENT VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE MEDIOCRE??????
Let me explain this to socialists.
There is NOTHING wrong with being smart. Those who EXCEL should be made examples of…NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! If you try to make everybody the same on the grading curve, pretty soon…those who are just SLIGHTLY less stupid will be demonized and before ya know it…
HIGH SCHOOLS WILL BE GRADUATING NOTHING BUT WALKING ZITS DUMBER THAN A BAG OF SNOT and we all know what THAT leads to…MORE SOCIALISTS OCCUPYING PARKS AND CRAPPING ON COP CARS!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE YA KNOW IT…WE’LL HAVE SOME DOOFUS COMMUNITY ORGANIZER IN THE WHITE HOUSE…HOLY CRAP…IT’S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!
Fuming.
Ummmm…..
FIRST…The TSA decides to allow people carrying small KNIVES to board PLANES and NOW…
THE DHS IS GOING TO GIVE TRUSTED TRAVELER STATUS TO…SAUDIS??????
Call me a nut but didn’t that combination of STUPID and BUTT STUPID lead to a bit of a PROBLEM back in 2001???
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPARE THE FEELINGS OF THE CLASS D AND F STUDENTS AND MAKE SMART PEOPLE FEEL EMBARRASSED FOR BEING OF A HIGHER IQ!!!!!
Seems to ME that 14 of the 19 9/11 HIJACKERS were from SAUDI ARABIA and THEY were packing SMALL KNIVES…RIGHT???
Now let me get this all straight…
TSA says flyers can carry knives…
DHS says SAUDIS ARE A-OK AND DON’T NEED TO BE CHECKED…
ICE has RELEASED MORE THAN 2 THOUSAND ILLEGAL ALIEN…CRIMINALS…onto out streets and into our towns and cities…
And this administration…with their heads inserted so far up their own butts…THEY NEED PREPARATION H TO CURE A 
MIGRAINE…THINKS THAT WE…THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS OF WHAT WAS ONCE A GREAT NATION CAN NO LONGER BE TRUSTED WITH MORE THAN 10 BULLETS AND ANYTHING BIGGER THAT A 16 OUNCE SODA?????
ATTENTION…ATTENTION ALL TERRORISTS…SAUDIS MAY NOW PROCEED DIRECTLY TO BOARDING…PLEASE DISREGARD THE 83 YEAR OLD NUN BEING FELT UP BY TSA AND THE CRYING CHILDREN BEING STRIP-SEARCHED…YOU NEEDN’T CONCERN YOURSELVES WITH SUCH MATTERS.
AMERICANS CITIZENS…REMEMBER…NO SHAMPOO OVER 2 OUNCES…YOU CAN’T BRING YOUR OWN WATER THROUGH SECURITY AND BE PREPARED FOR A FULL BODY FEEL UP…FOR YOUR SAFETY BUT REMEMBER…SMALL KNIVES AND GOLF BLUDGEONING CLUBS ARE NOW ALLOWED ON YOUR FLIGHTS.
ABU KABOOM TO THE TERRORIST COURTESY PHONE…ABU KABOOM TO THE TERRORIST COURTESY PHONE…
I’m fuming.
Well, well, well…What have we HERE???
Remember that big TEACHERS UNION STRIKE IN CHICAGO LAST FALL?
Well…CONGRATULATIONS to the TEACHERS UNION for making sure they got THAT GIANT…EXPENSIVE CONTRACT ALL SIGNED, SEALED AND DELIVERED!!!
Now…BECAUSE of that…
CHICAGO WILL NOW HOST THE LARGEST SCHOOL CLOSURE IN HISTORY!!!!!
Yep…Right off the bat…54 SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED ALONG WITH 61 SCHOOL BUILDINGS!!!
Of course…all the teachers FROM those schools…WHO WENT ON STRIKE LAST FALL…will be fired.
Odd, isn’t it, that in the city of Rahm and Barack…SOCIALISM GOT THE WINDY CITY’S TEACHERS A CONTRACT IT CAN’T AFFORD AND RESULTS IN THE FIRING OF TEACHERS, ADMINISTRATORS AND STAFF???
Here’s the way I see it…
THERE ARE NOW 54 POSSIBLE NEW LOCATIONS FOR THE DICTATORIAL LIBRARY!!!!!
Think about it…
There’s a cafeteria where MOOCHILLE can force visitors to eat the healthy food she and the Dictator WON’T eat…
It will come with a built-in BASKETBALL court…
The sports fields can be turned into a GOLF COURSE but you’ll have to bring your own balls because Obama doesn’t have any…
Once you get all the DESKS out of the classrooms…THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SPACE FOR PRAYER RUGS…
And the BEST part…NO need for Secret Service protection because…
IT’LL ALREADY BE IN A GUN FREE ZONE!!!!!!
Naturally, the Teachers Union officials are STEAMING MAD!!!
Those bozos seem to think they should be allowed their cake and to eat it too.
You would think that at least ONE of those striking teachers, demanding higher pay and bigger pensions would have been a MATH teacher and the sad part is…
THOUSANDS OF THEM WERE…AND THEY ARE TEACHING YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!
Fuming!!
And FINALLY…
Now we know exactly why it took so long for the Dictator to visit Israel.
IT TOOK A FULL 4 YEARS AND 2 MONTHS TO FIND ENOUGH YOUNG ISRAELIS TO PACK AN AUDITORIUM AND APPLAUD A MUSLIM!!!!!!
Oy…..
This PUTZ goes all the way to Israel to to put on a dog and kosher pony show to make who-knows-who think he and Bibi are BFF’s.
THE ONLY THING TRANSPARENT ABOUT THIS SCHMUCK IS HIS INSINCERITY!!!!
So, there he is…telling the press what a GREAT partner in peace the PALESTINIANS ARE and just a few miles away…
THE DAMN MUSLIMS ARE LOBBING ROCKETS INTO ISRAEL…AGAIN…JUST LIKE THEY DO EVERY DAY…AND NIGHT!!!!!
I can’t be the only one who thinks Netanyahu was just letting Obama blather while he’s making his own…REAL plans to deal with Iran.
While the sniveling LEAD FROM BEHIND Dictator was talking like anything he said mattered, Iran’s Supreme IDIOT, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said if attacked…IRAN WOULD “RAZE TEL AVIV AND HAIFA TO THE GROUND!!!!!”
Naturally…the AYATOLLAH ASSAHOLHA made his pronouncement ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE PERSIAN CALENDAR NEW YEAR…
MARCH 20TH…630AD!!!!!!!
IRAN IS BUILDING NUKES AND THREATENING TO BLOW ISRAEL FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH…SYRIA MAY WELL BE USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS AGAINST THEIR OWN PEOPLE AND…ALONG COMES OBAMA…TELLING THE ISRAELIS THAT A SIMPLE SIGNATURE ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND THE PALESTINIANS AND ISRAELIS WILL BE JUST LIKE THE U.S. AND CANADA???
REALLY?????
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A CANUCK SHOWED UP IN KANSAS AND DETONATED HIMSELF ON A FREAKIN’ BUS?????
ARE WE UNDER ROCKET FIRE FROM SASKATOON?????
THOSE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING FROM A 1400 YEAR LONG CASE OF ANTI-ISRAELI CONSTIPATION!!!
THEY’RE FULL OF CRAP UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS!!!!
Either what the Dictator knows about Israel and the dangers they face every day would fit in a THIMBLE with enough room left over for a HIPPO or…
HE’S EXACTLY WHAT WE’VE BEEN SAYING HE IS ALL ALONG…PRO TERRORIST AND ANTI-ISRAELI!!!
The idea that a DICTATOR would, JUST A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, TELL NETANYAHU TO PULL BACK TO PRE 1967 BORDERS and then, GO TO ISRAEL to tell ISRAELIS how to KISS THE ASPS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL THEM IS…REVOLTING…AND I RATHER DOUBT HE SWAYED THE FEELINGS OF THE 89% OF ISRAELIS WHO CAN’T STAND HIM!!!
Just a couple of years ago…the Dictator spoke at a CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY and ordered them to COVER THE CROSS…OR THE “IHS” SYMBOL…THE SYMBOL DENOTING THE NAME OF CHRIST… SO IT COULDN’T BE SEEN and then YESTERDAY…HE DOES A PRESS AVAIL WITH ABBAS…AND STANDS UNDER THE GRINNING IMAGE OF ARAFAT…THE FATHER OF MODERN TERRORISM…WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A FLINCH!!!!!!!!
HEY…DICTATOR…
KISS MY ARA-FAT WHITE AB-ASS!!!!!!!!!
Oh BOY…
It’s Friday and
I AM ABSOLUTELY FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad for my desendants that our generation somehow let “short minded” people into positions of authority.
This is YOUR “NEW” Country ~ Transformation in the fast lane with no off ramp. ~ No it is not Fiction . This fume describes the new norm.
Sadly even some in the middle, the right and the far right have taken the utterly stupid and insane pills.
GREAT Friday Fume,Craig Andresen.
Yeah. my teeth have been on fire for weeks now.
I have this idea that has proven true more times than not.
When are story breaks it is those first few bites of info that are the closest to the real deal than all that follows.
My lp/tape/cds/mp3 collections holds the first 2 maybe 3 of any artist because after this the music becomes commercialized and formulated — this excludes Pete Townshend of The Who because he is an effen genius.
Okay. In January 2011 I woke up and heard as clear as my cat meowing in my ear to Pray for Syria. This was before any news of a rebellion had been issues.
Not soon after this maybe 6 weeks I caught a quick news clip of a woman in southern Syria being interviewed. She is/was a shop keep. She was telling stories of how there were rogues and gangs of youth breaking windows and causing havoc to the businesses near to her. Many had closed and she was afraid her life’s work would be for naught due to these roving violent gangs.
Since this time Syria has been somewhat of a focus in World News…I am still churning my head attempting to understand the politics concerning Syria and neighboring Arab nations. Even after reading and taking hours for a quick study I still am perplexed.
There is one issue that I am very clear on and this is that the Muslim Brotherhood with the support of the U.S. is supplying and supporting the Syrian Rebel Army!! And what this means even though Assad is a ruling dictator his regime holds somewhat of a kinder view of the Christian Sects in Syria.
I read 2 news bites concerning Chemical warfare. Actually 3 from October 2012- one once a You Tube demonstrating what a lethal gas does to a bunny and it was being tested by THE SYRIAN REBEL ARMY.
The 2 bites were from late last week. The first one stated that it was the REBELS using gas to assault Assad’s side and then the next one a couple of days later it was Assad using chemical gas on the Rebels.
Well, I am more perplexed as I listen and read the more conservative side of the news reporting that it is Assad using Chemicals and why? BECAUSE IF THE MULSIM BROTHERHOOD takes Syria with the aid of the U.S. we are ALL going to Islamic Hell faster than a New York minute with or without a gigantic soda….
THINK PEOPLE THINK!!
Great writing, and therapeutic too!
I posted yesterday that I believe the reason he finally went to Israel is to FOMENT anti Israeli sentiments in the region and stir up another “spring”. It’s working.
Beck pointed out that he also quoted Alinsky in his speech to students. Go to the Blaze to see what he said.