Am I the only one who noticed that Colorado lawmakers didn’t come up with the idea of making GUN MANUFACTURES responsible for GUN VIOLENCE until AFTER smoking pot became legal there???
That’s the sort of week it’s been.
Who would have thought the Brits would have found King Richard III BEFORE WE COULD FIND THE 35 SURVIVORS FROM BENGHAZI????
Yep…It’s been a wild week so how about we all let off a little steam and have a few laughs?
Today is FRIDAY and…
“Facing budget uncertainty — including a continuing resolution and the looming potential for across-the-board sequestration cuts — The secretary of defense has delayed the deployment of the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) and the USS Gettysburg (CG-64), which were scheduled to depart Norfolk, Va., later this week for the U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) area of responsibility.”
Well now…Isn’t THAT special?
That leaves us with only 1 carrier and minus 1 guided missile cruiser in the GULF.
Our enemies most certainly are pleased to know that, thanks to their friend, our DICTATOR… We can no longer afford to send our navy to fight against them.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
WE SPEND MONEY ON TREADMILLS FOR SHRIMP AND BUILD ROBOTIC SQUIRRELS BUT WE CAN’T SEND OUR NAVY TO THE PERSIAN GULF???
Somehow…HOMELAND INSECURITY can but 10’s of MILLIONS of rounds of ammo but…HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE WE BUST OUR ARMY DOWN TO THROWING ROCKS AND STICKS???
I suspect the Air Force will soon be flying ONLY ON WINDY DAYS…As that’s the only time one can get a KITE OFF THE GROUND!!!!!
Naturally…The DICTATOR wants a SHORT TERM solution to the issue of sequester.
WELL THAT CLEARLY BUILDS CONFIDENCE DOESN’T IT???
Instead of firing hundreds of thousands of military contractors, cutting military pay AND THE POSSIBILITY OF ROWING ALL THE WAY TO WHERE THE NAVY IS NEEDED NEXT MONTH…We can just stall it all off until this summer.
Meanwhile…The DICTATOR goes on multi-million dollar vacations, spends MORE millions to fly all over the place campaigning on his TROUNCING OF THE 2ND AMENDMENT and…HE EVEN HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY SOMEBODY TO PHOTOSHOP HIM SHOOTING SKEEET!!!!
It’s probably a good thing we got bin Laden when we did.
RIGHT NOW…IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE WE COULD AFFORD THE COVER CHARGE TO HECKLE HIM AT THE ABBOTTABAD KARAOKE BAR!!!!!
Well…At least now, we know…If Chris Rock had a dad…HE’D LOOK LIKE OBAMA!!!
Nothing screams credibility like trotting a comedian in front of a “Demand a Plan” press conference to advocate for the end of the 2nd Amendment.
Rock’s big contribution to the effort was…ABSURD!!!
“The president and the first lady are kind of like the mom and dad of the country. And when your dad says something, you listen. And when you don’t it usually bites your ass.”
I’m willing to BET he didn’t feel like BUSH was his dad.
Maybe before they “Demand a Plan” these socialists should “Search for Common Sense!!!”
Good grief…As weird as THAT was…THEN THEY PROPPED UP TONY BENNETT to address the other asylum inmates.
We told the Germans off???
WE TOLD THE GERMANS OFF?????
We must have YELLED AT JAPAN!!!!!!!
Tony…WE WENT OVER TO GERMANY WITH GUNS AND TANKS AND PLANES AND BOMBS AND WE KICKED THEIR NAZI ASSES!!!!!
DOES THIS GUY HAVE A CLUE AS TO HOW THE NAZI’S WERE ABLE TO SO EASILY CONTROL THE JEWS???
DOES ANYBODY…OTHER THAN BENNETT…REALLY BELIEVE THAT HAD THE JEWS HAD WEAPONS…THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ON THOSE TRAINS WILLINGLY OR OTHERWISE?????
Mr. Bennett, as we all know, Left His Heart…In San Francisco…
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE LEFT HIS BRAIN IN A MAYONNAISE JAR UNDER FUNK AND WAGNALL’S PORCH!!!!
“The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty. So let’s not have any native militia or native police. German troops alone will bear the sole responsibility for the maintenance of law and order throughout the occupied Russian territories, and a system of military strong-points must be evolved to cover the entire occupied country.” –Adolf Hitler
HEY…BENNETT…DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR???
IT SHOULD…IT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT HERE!!!!!
Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair made 100 times more sense than these two morons PUT TOGETHER!!!
Thank GOD Bruce Willis spoke up to prove that not EVERYBODY in Hollywood is a jackass.
WILLIS GOT IT RIGHT… “I think that you can’t start to pick apart anything out of the Bill of Rights without thinking that it’s all going to become undone. If you take one out or change one law, then why wouldn’t they take all your rights away from you?”
How bout this…
Let Bruce and Clint run the show and Rock and Bennett can take a long walk off a short…PIERS MORGAN!!!!!
It looks as though the “Welcome to Chicago – Gun Free Zone” signs at the limits of the windy city aren’t working…AT ALL!!!!!
Chicago cops will now…NOT show up for burglaries or property theft when you call 911.
According to Police Supt. Garry McCarthy… “I don’t mean to be flippant here, because I’ve been the victim of a burglary at least three or four times. I’d rather have the officer on street, where he can prevent the shooting.”
McCarthy says that if you come home to find your home has been robbed or your car is stolen…YOU NEED TO TAKE YOURSELF TO THE PRECINCT AND REPORT IT THERE BECAUSE…911 WILL NO LONGER BE SENDING A COP TO YOU!!!
That’s right…BECAUSE THERE ARE NOW SO MANY SHOOTINGS IN THE GUN FREE ZONE KNOWN AS CHICAGO…THE COPS WILL JUST BE DRIVING AROUND…LOOKING FOR SHOOTINGS!!!!!
Of course, in MOST cases, by the time they GET to the scene of the shooting…THE SHOOTER WILL BE AS LONG GONE AS THE PUNKS THAT STOLE YOUR TV!!!!!
Naturally, if you return home from a fund raiser for BILL AYERS and discover that a burglar is STILL IN YOUR HOME…
YOU’LL WANT TO ASK HIM IF HE’S ARMED, POINT OUT THAT IF HE IS, HE IS IN VIOLATION OF THE STRICTEST GUN LAWS IN THE NATION, ASK HIM IF HE’LL STAY…YOU KNOW…WHILE YOU CALL THE COPS BECAUSE…IF HE’S NOT GOING TO BE ON YOUR COUCH WHEN THE COPS GET TO YOUR HOME…THERE’S NO REASON TO BOTHER THEM!!!!!
Oh…and here’s the best part…FOR BURGLARS!!!!!
IF YOU MAKE YOUR LIVING STEALING OTHER PEOPLE’S STUFF…CHICAGO IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!!!!!
YOU CAN BREAK IN TO SOMEONE’S HOME, BOOST THEIR TV, COMPUTERS, SILVER, COPPER AND ANYTHING ELSE INCLUDING RAIDING THEIR MEDICINE CABINETS AND STROLL OUT THE DOOR. WHEN THEY COME HOME AND DISCOVER THE MESS…THOSE SILLY HOME OWNERS WILL HAVE TO DRIVE DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION TO FILE A REPORT AND WHILE THEY’RE DOING THAT…YOU CAN BREAK BACK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND STEAL THE KITCHEN SINK!!!
The idea that Chicago cops are going to PREVENT shootings by not showing up for burglaries is LAUGHABLE!!! All they will have more time for is taking reports OF Shootings in GUN FREE ZONES!!!!
The next time you’re in Chicago…If you want to stay safe…
HANG OUT AT DUNKIN DONUTS…ALL THOSE COPS…NOT BEING DISPATCHED TO BURGLARIES AND STOLEN CARS…HAVE TO BE TAKING THEIR UNION COFFEE BREAKS SOMEWHERE!!!!!
It’s Friday my Patriot friends and in case you haven’t noticed…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!