Friday Fume

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It’s been another tough week but…WE’RE NOT GOING AWAY!!!

Our thanks too, to the Examiner, for running an article and looking into the FB matter yesterday…If we all stand together…WE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

Now that I have THAT off my chest…It’s time to get down to the serious business of having some fun at the expense of socialists, liberals and the idiots who never fail to do the dumbest things.

Here we go…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…

Obama’s LAPDOG will still be fetching the Emperor’s HOUSE slippers for the next 2 years.

John Boehner, who has spent the last 2 years listing hard to port, has been reelected to the Speakers chair.

After the vote, Nancy Pelosi who again came in second, made her speech in which she…AGAIN…called our nation a DEMOCRACY!!!

Ummm…

WE’RE A REPUBLIC AND IF YA DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE…SHUT YOUR BOTOXED PIE HOLE!!!!!

Good grief.

Then of course, it was Boehner’s turn to speak.

HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!

Boehner cried so much HIS TIE WAS SHRINKING AND…

HIS BOTTLED ORANGE TAN WAS RUNNING!!!!!

Can you even IMAGINE what this simpering spigot must be like while negotiating with Obama???

Seriously…The guy doesn’t shed a tear over helping the Emperor jack up everybody’s taxes but, when he starts accepting the gavel…

NIK WALLENDA WANTS TO STRING A TIGHTROPE OVER HIS NOSE AND GO FOR A WALK!!!!

Boehner isn’t the Speak of the house…HE’S THE TOWN CRIER!!!!!

This guy has managed to screw up every negotiation he’s been in over the last 2 years and HE’S the one choking up after the vote???

WE…AS PATRIOTS…SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE BAWL BABIES BECAUSE OLD LEFTY GOT A 2ND TERM AS THE SPEAKER…

For crying out loud…

Fuming.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Ernest Hemingway’s CATS have come under FEDERAL JURISDICTION BY THE USDA!!!!

Hemingway had a 6 toed cat named, SNOWBALL, way back when and now, at the Hemingway Museum in Key West Florida…a few dozen descendants roam freely.

Snowball’s descendants…Not Hemingway’s.

Anyway…

It seems a few years ago…some IDIOT lodged a complaint and over the last few years…

HOLD ON TO SOMETHING STABLE…

OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN SENDING UNDERCOVER AGENTS DOWN TO KEY WEST TO…SPY ON THE CATS!!!!!

Now, due to a little known law under, of all things, THE COMMERCE CLAUSE…

The United States Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit ruled that the agency has the power to regulate the cats under the Animal Welfare Act.

The Museum will have to…

 “Put them in cages overnight, install electric wire on a brick wall, build a higher fence, or employ a nightwatchman to monitor the felines.”

Allow me to explain just how STUPID this is.

EVEN PETA WENT DOWN THERE TO CHECK ON THE SITUATION AND PETA SAYS…”ALL WE FOUND WAS A BUNCH OF FAT, HAPPY CATS. GOD SAVE THE CATS!!”

Up to this point, the cats have had their run of the place AND SLEEP ON THE COUCHES AND CHAIRS!!!

Now…THEY’RE GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP IN CAGES!!!

The cats make weekly trips to the vet, they’re VERY well fed, LOVED, spayed and neutered and the tourists enjoy seeing the 6 toed critters.

But, the FDA says the cats are now EXHIBITS and because PEOPLE COME FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE TO SEE THEM…THE CATS ARE NOW NO DIFFERENT THAN CIRCUS ANIMALS!!!

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TEN YEARS!!!

Here’s what I want to know…

HOW MUCH TAXPAYER MONEY WAS SPENT, SENDING IN AN ANIMAL BEHAVIORAL SPECIALIST TO ANALYZE THE SITUATION IN 2004…SENDING UNTOLD NUMBERS OF UNDERCOVER AGENTS TO KEY WEST TO SPY ON THE CATS IN 2005 AND 2006…AND HIRE SECRET PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS TO PHOTOGRAPH AND FILM THE CATS FROM 2007-2011???

And by the way, I am NOT making ANY of that UP!!!!!

Here’s an idea…

If locking them in individual cages, building a high fence so they can’t get out, surrounding the place with an electric fence and hiring nightwatchmen to keep an eye on them is good enough for the Hemingway 6 toed cats…Because people come to see them…

WHY DOESN’T THE USDA FORCE THAT SAME ANIMAL WELFARE ACT ON THE WEASELS, JACKASSES, RINOS AND MONKEY’S UNCLES IN CONGRESS???

What? You say people have to pay a fee to see the circus animals at the Hemingway Museum and THAT’S the difference???

HELLO???

TAXES?????

EITHER LOCK UP CONGRESS AND THROW AWAY THE KEY OR LEAVE THE HEMMINGWAY CATS ALONE!!!!

I’m Fuming!

Well, well, well…

We now have clear evidence of what we all knew to be true.

AL GORE HATES AMERICA!!!!!

Oh yeah, he’s more than a global warming blow-hard…

HE’S NOW A CONFIRMED AMERICA HATING TERRORIST LOVING PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!

Big Al has been wanting to sell his “Current” TV network for some time.

Glenn Beck made him a good solid offer BUT…

Al said no…You see, according to Al…“The legacy of who the network goes to is important to us and we are sensitive to networks not aligned with our point of view.”

Glen Beck just wasn’t the “sort” that Al wanted his legacy to go to but…

AL JAZEERA IS!!!!!!!!!

Yep…AL GORE…MR. CARBON FOOTPRINT… JUST SOLD CURRENT TV TO AL JAZEERA…BASED IN ONE OF THE LARGEST OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES ON EARTH!!!!!!

THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES…SOLD HIS TV NETWORK TO…AN ORGANIZATION THAT CLEARLY HATES AMERICA…

BECAUSE…

“THE LEGACY OF WHO THE NETWORK GOES TO IS IMPORTANT TO US AND WE ARE SENSITIVE TO NETWORKS NOT ALIGNED WITH OUR POINT OF VIEW!!!”

ALGORE JAZEERA’S TAKE ON THE SALE IS…$100 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

You see…Algore Jazeera has been DESPERATELY trying to sell Current TV for nearly a YEAR and WANTED to complete the deal LAST YEAR but sadly, he wasn’t able to do so.

Algore Jazeera has been LOBBYING FOR TAX HIKES FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS AND HE WANTED TO MAKE HIS $100 MILLION…BEFORE…THE HIGHER TAXES KICKED IN!!!

He didn’t make it but, Algore Jazeera has been pretty good, over the years, at hiding his wealth so…probably not gonna get hurt like the rest of America by the jacked up rates.

TO THEIR CREDIT…COX CABLE HAS ALREADY SAID THEY WILL NOT CARRY AL JAZEERA IN AMERICA AND WE’RE WAITING FOR OTHER CARRIERS TO DROP THIS WASTE OF BROADCASTING BANDWIDTH LIKE A BAD HABBIT!!!

I mean, let’s face it…NOBODY WAS WATCHING CURRENT TV TO BEGIN WITH OR THE MORON WOULD NEVER HAVE WANTED TO SELL IT!!!

This move however, WILL make the new owners of the network…

NUMBER 1 IN DEARBORNISTAN MICHIGAN!!!!!

AL JAZEERA, BASED IN QATAR, WAS INITIALLY PUT ON THE MAP AS THE PROPAGANDA ARM OF SADDAM HUSSEIN AND SINCE SADDAM’S FALL, HAS BECOME THE PRIMARY MOUTHPIECE FOR AL QAEDA!!!!!

OBVIOUSLY…GORE IS AWARE OF THIS!!!

ONE AL JAZEERA EMPLOYEE WAS CAPTURED TRYING TO KILL AMERICANS ON A BATTLEFIELD IN AFGHANISTAN AND IS NOW PLAYING SOCCER AT GITMO AND ANOTHER…THE BUREAU CHIEF OF AL JAZEERA IN KABUL AFGHANISTAN WAS CAUGHT, TRIED AND CONVICTED…IN SPAIN…FOR BEING AN AL QAEDA AGENT!!!!!

YOU WOULD THINK THAT A GUY…RUNNING A “NEWS” NETWORK…EVEN AN IDIOT LIKE GORE…WOULD KNOW OF THESE THINGS AND YET…HE …THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT…SELLS OUT…POCKETS $100 MILLION DOLLARS OF AL QAEDA PROPAGANDA MONEY…TO AL JAZEERA!!!!!

I know, I know…Freedom of the press but…

ALL CABLE COMPANIES AND SATELLITE COMPANIES HAVE THE RIGHT…NOT…TO CARRY THEM…SO LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!

Nobody is happier about this than MSNB3STOOGES…

FINALLY THEY MIGHT JUST RISE OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE RATINGS BARREL!!!!!

Oh man…It’s Friday.

My Friends and fellow Patriots…

I AM ABSOLUTELY…

FUMING!!!!!!!!!

One thought on “Friday Fume

  1. I laughed out loud at “the town crier”!
    The cat thing is sheer LUNACY, but that’s the left for ya. The Al Gore thing is…I am still speechless over that one! Unfortunately, over half of the country will miss the blatant hypocracy of that one, thnks to the Mainstream media. If a tree falls inthe forest…