Friday Fume

Friends and Patriots…It’s been a very tough week.

The events which have dominated the news have been sad and our prayers continue to be sent to those so tragically effected by last Friday’s horrible events in Newtown Connecticut.

May God be with them all.

I do believe that we all need a smile or two about now.

To that end, and in the days leading up to Christmas and a long weekend for many…We WILL press on.

Today IS Friday my friends so let’s DO THIS!!!

I’m FUMING!!!!!

Well, well, well…Let’s see which celebrity wins this weeks, “SUCKING SCUM FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIALIST POND” award.

Oh look…LAST week’s winner…HAIRLESS BELAFONTE…is congratulating THIS week’s winner…

MARG (no “e”) HELGENBURGER!!!

You know Marg (no “e”)…From “CSI – DUMBASS”…Well, SHE was responding to a tweet from the “author” Joyce Carol (no “e”) Oats  who had stated, “If sizable numbers of NRA members become gun-victims themselves, maybe hope for legislation of firearms.”

Marg (no “e”) then tweeted…”@JoyceCarolOates One can only hope, but sadly I don’t think anything would change.”

This is what happens when you live in a world of make-believe. You can make up any crap you want and then…believe it.

Marg (no “e”) have you ever noticed that the show on which YOU star…IS BASED ON VIOLENCE and a GREAT DEAL OF IT…IS GUN VIOLENCE???

Here are a few FACTS for Marg (no “e”) Helgenberger…

The NRA hasn’t killed anyone. The NRA isn’t responsible for the absolute dregs of the world who DO kill people.

The NRA does NOT…ANYWHERE on their website or in their printed material…IN ANY WAY…promote ANYTHING other than RESPONSIBLE gun ownership.

Here is how I KNOW these hate filled socialists are MORONS…

Back in 2007, in Minneapolis, a woman PLOWED HER PICKUP TRUCK INTO A SIDEWALK CAFÉ!!!

“Thirteen adults and children were treated at Hennepin County Medical Center, and two were admitted, at least one in critical condition.”

NOBODY…NOT ONE SINGLE SOCIALIST…INCLUDING (NO “E”) MARG…BLAMED AAA OR WISHED THAT A SIZABLE NUMBER OF AAA MEMBERS WOULD BE RUN OVER!!!!!

Nobody called for more regulations to keep drivers OFF the sidewalks…NOBODY said we should RESTRICT DRIVERS LICENSES…Nobody tried to take anyone else’s pickup truck away and mandate LESS HORSE POWER for vehicles on the road.

Perhaps if we made it as hard to qualify to be the president as it ALREADY is to buy a GUN…BECAUSE RIGHT NOW…TO OCCUPY THE OVAL OFFICE…ALL YOU APPARENTLY NEED IS A FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE POSTED ON LINE…these numb-nuts would pipe down.

Here’s my advice for Marg…BUY A DAMNED VOWEL AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

Fuming.

Ummmm…Apparently the new POT laws in Colorado and Washington State are having the intended effect.

MEXICANS ARE NOW USING…CANNONS…TO LAUNCH CANISTERS OF WEED INTO THE UNITED STATES!!!

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

Near Yuma Arizona…a farmer reported some…”UNUSUAL” cans strewn about his recently plowed field.

The “Unusual Can Response Team” from an unknown federal agency arrived to investigate and discovered…

33 CANS OF MEXICAN POT…TOTALING 85 POUNDS AND WORTH…$42,500 BUCKS!!!!!

Okay…look…WHO HAS THE LIST OF FAST AND FURIOUS WEAPONS???

DID HOLDER WALK A CANNABIS CANNON TO THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS?????

While the Mexican attempt fell WOEFULLY short of delivering it’s payload to BOULDER…This is how it ALWAYS starts.

I give them 3 years BEFORE THEY ARE TESTING INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC WEED MISSILES WITH THE RANGE TO HIT SEATTLE!!!!!

Here’s what I don’t understand.

NOBODY ALONG A BORDER WE HAVE BEEN TOLD IS SAFER NOW THAN EVER BEFORE…HEARD THE ARTILLERY FIRE?????

THEY’RE LOBBING GANJA GRENADES…REEFER ROCKETS…BUD BOMBS at us and all WE do is go out and COLLECT THE CANS?????

How about THIS…

LET’S GET A COUPLE OF THOSE CIRCUS CANNONS AND EVERY TIME THEY LAUNCH A DOOBIE IN OUR DIRECTION…

WE’LL SEND AN ILLEGAL ALIEN BACK HOME…VIA AIR MAIL!!!!!

Fuming!!

And finally…As we approach CHRISTMAS…

I want to point out a few things to SOCIALISTS and ATHEISTS.

It’s…CHRISTMAS you morons.

It is not…HOLIDAY.

Nobody celebrates…HOLIDAY.

There IS no holiday called…”HOLIDAY!!!!”

Therefore…there is no such thing as a HOLIDAY TREE!!!! YOU GOT THAT?????

Let’s get something straight here…THERE ARE 4 “SEASONS.”

NOBODY WISHES ANYBODY “SEASON’S GREETINGS” IN THE SPRING…SUMMER OR AUTUMN…DO THEY???

So WHY THEN should ANYONE WISH SOMEONE…”SEASON’S GREETINGS”  AT…CHRISTMAS TIME?????

Last Saturday evening, my wife, Susan, and I attended a CHRISTMAS party. We had our picture taken in front of the CHRISTMAS tree. There was CHRISTMAS music playing. CHRISTMAS gifts were given and gratefully received.

SOMEBODY ACTUALLY WISHED ME…

MERRY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

Naturally…I responded…

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

When I wish my friends a MERRY CHRISTMAS I mean absolutely no disrespect to whatever THEY celebrate and THEY know it.

My JEWISH friends have a GREAT religious celebration of HANUKKAH or…CHANUKAH…however they choose to spell it and I can’t even BEGIN to tell you how many times over the last week or so I’ve been wished a HAPPY HANUKKAH/CHANUKAH!!!

Am I upset? Am I feeling left out?

AM I FEELING DISRESPECTED???

Nope.

In fact…I FEEL INCLUDED…HONORED…WARM AND FUZZY WHEN SOMEONE WISHING ME A HAPPY HANUKKAH/CHANUKAH!!!!!

I had a friend, Rabbi Michael Wiseman and, back in the day…At this time of the year…If I wished Rabbi Michael a MERRY CHRISTMAS he would wish ME…HAPPY CHANUKAH.

He was a CHANUKAH guy rather than a HANUKKAH sort of fellow.

If I wished HIM a happy HANUKKAH (as a GENTILE…I trend toward HANUKKAH) Rabbi Michael would wish ME a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

NEITHER OF US EVER WISHED THE OTHER A…”HAPPY HOLIDAY” BECAUSE WE KNEW BETTER!!!!!

A couple of weeks ago, when we rolled out Operation Patriot CHRISTMAS one of the FIRST people to get on the train was my friend Dr. Gary Katz…Who is JEWISH and LIVES IN ISRAEL!!!!

DOC GETS IT!!!!!

When CHRISTIANS put a MANGER scene in a park…IT’S NOT…ANTI…ANYTHING!!!!!

So why then, do ATHEISTS insist in placing ANTI…RELIGION CRAP NEXT TO IT???

BECAUSE THEY’RE EITHER FILLED WITH HATE OR…THEY’RE REALLY SOCIALISTS WHO WANT TO OUTLAW ANY SHOW OF FAITH…THAT’S WHY!!!!!

What’s completely insane is that PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BELIEVE IN NOTHING…BELIEVE…THAT THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING ARE SOMEHOW DISRESPECTING THE BELIEVERS IN NOTHING!!!!

Believe me…If YOU want to believe in Nothing…FEEL FREE…NOBODY’S STOPPING YOU but…don’t believe for one MINUTE that YOUR lack of belief in any way is going to diminish OUR BELIEF in what WE BELIEVE IN or our belief in the idea that YOU WINGNUTS HAVE LOST YOUR LAST COLLECTIVE MARBLE!!!

I believe in Christmas.

I believe in CHRISTMAS trees.

I BELIEVE IN CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF CHRIST!!

I BELIEVE MY FRIENDS OF OTHER FAITHS HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO THEIR BELIEFS!!!

I BELIEVE THAT NEXT YEAR…WE SHOULD ALL SEND CHRISTMAS CARDS TO THE FREEDOM FROM RELIGION FOUNDATION!!!!!

AND I BELIEVE THIS VIDEO I PUT TOGETHER EMPLOYING THE KLEZMONAUTS “OY TO THE WORLD” IS THE GREATEST COMBINATION OF HANUKKAH/CHANUKAH AND CHRISTMAS EVER RECORDED!!!!!!!

YOU CAN’T BEAT THAT WITH A 10 FOOT FESTIVUS POLE!!!

I also believe that today is Friday…We’re just a few days from CHRISTMAS and…

I BELIEVE I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

2 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. This afternoon, I received an e-mail from a client and friend, wishing me and my family a Merry Christmas. My friend happens to be a practicing Muslim. If he gets it, why can’t the socialists?! Must be something called understanding and respect.

  2. Both atheists and the Gay community have become militant anti-Christians.

    Atheism has become a religion in itself in that it is fixated on a God that they feel does not exist. Personally i feel some are angry with God and some with the organized church.

    Gay people resent Christians who according to their understanding of the Bible feel that the Gay lifestyle is sinful. The more Gays are in society’s face with pushing for gay marriage the more pushback they get especially from Christians.

    So, it seems that atheists and gay people are coalescing, coming together against Christianity and manifestations of Chritianity such as Christmas.