With this Imperial administration’s tight ties to Hollywood, It’s no wonder that the happenings in Washington now seem more like a reality show schedule.
What’s missing from the line-up is NEWS but, most socialists regard the Daily Show as their primary source of hard hitting investigative news.
With this in mind, let’s break out the TV Guide and see what’s on for YOUR viewing pleasure!!!
This week…On CSI Benghazi…
The senate is holding a “hearing” today regarding who knew what and when did they know it regarding the terrorist attack in Benghazi which ended in the deaths of 4 Americans.
Hillary Clinton who KNOW who knew what and when they knew it…
WASN’T there but not for lack of an…”Invitation.”
Hillary couldn’t be bothered because she already had pressing plans.
Drinking wine down under.
The Head of the CIA who knows full well who gave the “Stand Down orders won’t be there either because…HE was having an affair and resigned.
What a miracle of timing THAT is huh?
General Ham and Rear Admiral Gaouette who ALSO know from whom the “Stand Down” orders emanated won’t be there.
They have been relieved of duty because THEY didn’t want to FOLLOW those orders.
Tough break.
The Secretary of Defense. Yes…Leon Panetta. HE’LL be there…right?
Nope.
He’s going to be in Australia too because, apparently, Hillary needs a designated driver or something.
Obama, one suspects, is hiding under his desk as he will not be available either.
So basically, nobody of consequence will be answering questions from senators.
Business as usual…Move along…Nothing to see here.
By the way…Those 4 Americans, Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty…Are still dead.
MEANWHILE…On this weeks “The Real Housewives of a Piece of Ass With Military Brass…”
We have Paula Broadwell who sent odd emails to Jill Kelley who in turn contacted an FBI agent friend of hers who promptly took off his shirt, photographed himself and dent it, via email, to Ms. Kelley.
As it turns out, Broadwell had been having an illicit affair with General Petraeus.
Mrs. Kelley was a good friend of General Petraeus’ wife who ALSO works for the government.
The FBI investigation was slightly derailed because of the intimate contact between agent shirtless and Ms. Kelley but quickly got back on track after Shirtless contacted a member of Congress.
Once the investigation took off, the FBI discovered the affair between General Career Disaster and Broadwell but…WHAT’S THIS???
It ALSO uncovered some 30 THOUSAND pages of “flirtatious” emails between Jill Kelley and…
GENERAL JOHN ALLEN!!!
General Allen apparently had more than TIME on or…IN…his hands…stationed all the way over in Afghanistan where more than 70 NATO troops including AMERICANS have been killed in insider attacks.
QUICK…CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!
Ooooooo…What have we HERE???
THAT is Victoria’s Secret model, Karlie Kloss, who was edited OUT of the fashion show TV footage because…
Several groups complained about her headdress.
One can assume these are the same groups which don’t seem to have a problem in the world with a fake Native American getting elected to the senate from Massachusetts.
According to Victoria’s Secret: “We are sorry that the Native American headdress in our fashion show has upset individuals. The outfit will be removed from the broadcast.”
And according to the talented Miss Kloss: “I am deeply sorry if what I wore during the VS Show offended anyone. I support VS’s decision to remove the outfit from the broadcast.”
Now, while none of THIS has anything to do with our OTHER reality shows…It DOES leave me with two VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS…Why are liberals more bent out of shape over THIS than the TREASON in Benghazi and…
SHE’S WEARING A HEADDRESS?????
Back to channel surfing.
Okay…Now on the EX Factor…
We have EX CIA chief Patreaus being replaced, for the time being, by Mike Morrell who tracked bin Laden. Morrell will do nicely until Obama can find someone less competent or embroiled in an affair with a goat.
There is the soon to become EX Secretary of State, currently sipping wine and ducking questions in the Outback…NOT the Restaurant…and a SURPRISE contestant for HER position…SUSAN RICE…COME ON DOWN!!! Susan Rice as we all remember is the puppet who was sent out by who-knows-who to spew the You Tube Video line of crap to 5 Sunday shows.
No doubt, Susan Rice, as Secretary of State will carry a great deal of believability with our allies and advisories alike.
Look…Over there…It’s the possibly soon EX Secretary of Defense…Leon!!!
In another surprise move…It has been revealed that a possible replacement for LEON is…drum roll…JOHN “I HATE THE MILITARY” KERRY who rallied the Vietcong against OUR military and sat alongside HANOI JANE to do it!!!
If emboldening the enemy is TREASON, and it is…John Kerry is guilty but really, who else WOULD a TREASONOUS Emperor nominate as Secretary of Defense but someone who threw away HIS medals so he could, 4 decades later…PIN MEDALS ON OUR CURRENT SOLDIERS???
And then there’s “Will He or Won’t He Become an EX” Eric Holder!!!
Standing in the wings to take over is the Fast and Furious Janet “Our southern border is safer now than ever before” Napolitano!!!
For now however, the Emperor says HE wants his top ass protector to stay in place. One suspects that should one of the Supremes become an EX Factor the Constitution ignoring Holder would be first in line!
We also anticipate a new show in the works…”The Secretly Serviced Secret Service” as an HBO drama or possible a game show…”The Price Is Not Right!!”
We’re not sure where this will air…Perhaps Telemundo!!!!!
Now then, before you take this as nothing more than political satire…Consider this:
ALL of this is COMPLETELY in line with the mentality of those who funded the Emperor’s campaign AND the lowest common denominators who voted FOR him.
To them, the socialists, nothing matter but the show.
The actual REALITY of this mess is dire.
Treason, Americans being killed in gun running scandals…Fast and Furious and Benghazi…National Security…Illegal aliens…Voter Fraud…Americans killed in Afghanistan while the General in charge runs an ongoing email sex affair… Compromised CIA Chief…The FBI investigating private citizens emails…
We don’t need a dog and pony show. WE DEMAND ANSWERS….REAL answers to REAL question about REAL deaths and REAL issues that effect our REAL future as citizens and as a nation. We now know MORE about the General sex scandals in 3 days than we have been able to learn about Fast and Furious in 2 years or Benghazi in 2 months.
WE DEMAND REAL ANSWERS!!!!!
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ROFLMAO! Call 911..I need OXYGEN! You stinker, you’ve been peeking at my notes again…except I hadn’t paid too much attention to Miss Victoria’s Secret, mainly cuz my days of being able to wear that outfit are looooong since past! I do like your take on the EX Factor! On a more serious note, do we really need Leon to testify? He’d probably cry like a lil girl & wet himself like Percy on The Green Mile. Hillary? Nevermind, lately she’s been looking like her Jock strapis too tight, so she may need the R&R. Susan Rice? I’ll believe that Mary Poppins was actually MY nanny before believing one syllable that departs from her mouth (same for Jay Carney).John Kerry?? Par for the course re: the Village Idiot’s judgment of character…Seriously, Axelrod & Holder are still around…nuff said about that! It’s just a damn shame good men had to die or lose their jobs to create a sexy narrative to distract folks from noticing that the election results are PURE FICTION!
i heard that the information, about petraeus being investigated by the FBI, was presented to eric cantor a week b4 it became public; and he chose to keep it quiet… he could have blown the lid off the coverup & made barry do some serious backpeddling the weekend b4 the election; but, instead cantor allowed barry to appear “presidential” while telling america he would provide the northeast everything they needed during & in the wake of “sandy.”
that, in addition to the fact that mcromney was presented w/ the “document dump” on benghazi, the weekend prior to his last debate (on foreign policy) w/ barry, and chose to “stand down” and not even raise his voice on the issue, smells fishier than fishy… i think we’ve been had by the GOP!!!
Classic! I especially liked the line “Morrell will do nicely until Obama can find someone less competent or embroiled in an affair with a goat.”. In my opinion, Broadwell would be a perfect name for the next James Bond or Austin Powers villain! While hiding under his desk may consume a good portion of 0bama’s time, I suspect the rest is spent praying to meKKa 5 times a day or golfing… Voter fraud? Nah… Saurus would NEVER try that to de-legitimize our government and elections, destabilize our country and profit from their currency plummeting with his hedge funds. It’s not as if he’s done it like… 5 times before! Meanwhile the ignorant masses watch his media outlets produce this “news” freak show to distract us while he robbing us blind… You can’t make this stuff up. Saurus is the real life Dr Evil and I don’t see anyone playing the role of Austin Powers, just mini-me usurper in the WH!