Friday Fume

Well…just a few more days and at least we won’t have to watch political ads for a couple more years.

Liberal/socialists can feel it all slipping away. Poll after poll has momentum leaning to the right and the liberal/socialists are lashing out.

They’re vandalizing cars with Romney stickers on them and throwing nails in the driveways of Romney rallies.

They even trotted out that old, tired horse, Gloria Allwashedup to spring an October surprise and the judge told her to go pound sand.

The attacks are getting WAY over the top because, the liberals can’t talk about foreign OR domestic policy NOW!!!

WELL, IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE FINAL PRE-ELECTION Fume…Let’s get to it.

It’s Friday Friends and Patriots and guess what?

Yep…

I’m fuming.

Okay…I’ve officially HAD it up to my GILLS with these dopey PETA whackos.

A couple of weeks ago…A truck hauling 1,600 of SEA bass flipped and all the fish flopped out.

Look…I love sea bass like Obama loves puppies…WITH A SIDE OF HASH BROWNS AND AN ICE COLD BEER…but really? The PETA poops want the city of Irvine California to put a MARKER on the road as a MEMORIAL???

Yep.

According to the head PETA fish hugger…Dina Kourda… The MEMORIAL MARKER would remind drivers of the fish and to… “Value their lives and feel pain.”

In a rare moment of clarity for any town in California…Irvine officials said…no way.

SOOOOO…I have an idea.

Why don’t we do something to raise the money for the marker so that Irvine does’t have to foot the bill???

I know…

LET’S HAVE A GIANT FISH FRY!!!!!!!

WE COULD EVEN FILL A TANK FULL OF SEA BASS AND FOR 1 DOLLAR PER MINUTE…LET PEOPLE FISH FOR THEIR OWN DINNER!!!!!

Catch a bass…whack it on the head…gut the darn thing…Batter it up…DEEP FRY IT and all for 10 bucks per person.

$25.00 IF YA WANT A STEAK WITH IT!!!

SURF AND TURF BABY!!!!!!

Look…Just because the city of Irvine says THEY won’t do this…There is nothing stopping US from helping out.

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT!!!!!!!

We’ll call it…The PETA (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) FISH FRY!!!

Next thing ya know…these flippin’ loons ARE GONNA WANT THE SITE OF EVERY SQUISHED SQUIRREL DESIGNATED AS HALLOWED GROUND!!!!!

Fuming.

Well…Here’s the NEXT thing Sandra Fluke is gonna demand WE PAY FOR…

Female Viagra.

YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY…A FEMALE VERSION OF…VIAGRA!!!!!

Geez…

Ummm…..The BEST part is…IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE DELIVERED THROUGH THE NOSE…Which, if liberals have THEIR way…IS HOW THE REST OF US WILL BE PAYING FOR IT!!!

The nasal spray will clear up post nasal drip but…

The good news of course is that this will give people like Nancy Pelosi (EWWWWWWWW) Debbie What’s-Her-Name Schultz and Rachel Madcow a way to achieve an OBAMAGASM once the emperor has been removed from orifice.

The BAD news is…The HORNIER liberal women get…THE MORE BIRTH CONTROL THEY’RE GONNA DEMAND!!!

According to one source, Tefina…A gel, would absorb within a few minutes and impact a woman’s libido within a few hours.

Ohhhh…GREAT!!!!!

IT’S GONNA BE LIKE THAT SCENE FROM “WHEN HARRY MET SALLY” ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!

Imagine having a blast of this stuff at the airport and then your plane gets delayed.

IT’LL DRIVE THE TSA OUT OF WHAT LITTLE IS LEFT OF THEIR MINDS!!!!!

WOMEN WILL BE LINING UP FOR FULL BODY SEARCHES!!!!!

Now, I know that dysfunctions are not funny…Okay…maybe a little but…at least with Viagra, once you swallow the pill it’s within a few mere inches of GROUND ZERO but THIS Tefina stuff…IS A NASAL SPRAY FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!

What’s next??? EYE DROPS FOR HEMORRHOIDS???????

Fuming!

Well, in absolute desperation, the SECRETARY OF COMMUNITY ORGANIZING WANTS TO HIRE A…SECRETARY OF BUSINESS…for his soon-to-be null and void 2nd term.

Really?

A Secretary of BUSINESS???

MORE GOVERNMENT???

He’s as much as admitting that HE DOESN’T KNOW A DAMNED THING ABOUT BUSINESS AND SO…HE’LL JUST CREATE ANOTHER BIG GOVERNMENT AGENCY???

Well, here’s the sad truth for this bilge rat…

THE ONLY THING A SECRETARY OF BUSINESS WILL DO IS PROPOSE MORE AND MORE REGULATIONS THAT KEEP BUSINESSES FROM GROWING!!!

It’ll be like the EPA in the boardroom.

Can you even IMAGINE a DEPARTMENT OF BUSINESS?????

Naturally, a large tax increase would be needed to fund the DOB and it would require a large and burdensome staff of weasels to run it.

They’d be having lavish conferences with hot tubs and smoking clowns and music videos and…

Hey…WAIT JUST A MINUTE…

Don’t we ALREADY have that???

BUSINESS people have pretty much MADE their decision for this election…THEY’RE GONNA VOTE FOR THE BUSINESSMAN!!! YOU KNOW…THE GUY WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW BUSINESSES WORK…HAS OWNED A BUSINESS…GROWN OTHER BUSINESSES…

The idea being…CUT OUT THE GOVERNMENTMAN WHO WANTS TO HIRE A MIDDLEMAN AND ELECT THE BUSINESSMAN!!!!!

Secretary of business my ass…

I’m Fuming!

Finally, as we head into the final weekend before the election…

We know that Obama has the moron demographic all wrapped up but…does he really think THIS is gonna help him???

IT’S JUST PLAIN CREEPY!!!!!!!

Tell a liberal/socialists that liberals are indoctrinating kids and they’ll call YOU an idiot but…

THEY ARE INDOCTRINATING KIDS AND THIS AD ISN’T THE FIRST OF IT’S KIND!!!

Take a stroll down memory lane to just 4 years ago.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

Today…they’re just kids…SINGING HYMNS TO DEAR LEADER but, tomorrow…

THEY’RE GOING TO BE OCCUPIERS CRAPPIN’ ON COP CARS IN NEW YORK!!!!!

Today…Little Sandy is singing her little heart out for socialism and before you know it…

SANDRA IS SITTING IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF SOCIALIST PARTY MEMBERS DEMANDING TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO FUND HER $1000.00 A YEAR BIRTH CONTROL HABIT!!!!!

SOME DAY…LITTLE TONY IS GONNA GROW UP TO BECOME ANTHONY WEINER THE PETER TWEETER!!!

Now…If you think this is something new…That it’s just an Obama ploy…

THINK AGAIN!!!

THIS CRAP HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE WOODY WILSON OCCUPIED THE OFFICE!!!

Really? You don’t think so???

Well just have a look at the indoctrinated youth of 1915 TODAY!!!

WELL… IT’S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION…

AT LEAST THEY’RE ALL OCCUPYING…DEPENDS!!!!!

This is what we’re up against next Tuesday friends. Generations of brainwashed socialists.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS WANT…MIND CONTROLLED NORTH KOREAN STYLED BLIND DEVOTEES TO AN IDEOLOGY WHO WILL HANG MAO ORNAMENTS ON THEIR HOLIDAY TREES AND SHED FAKE TEARS WHEN THEIR DEAR LEADER DIES!!!

THEY LATCH ONTO THEM AS KIDS AND BY THE TIME THEY’RE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE…THEY CAN’T THINK FOR THEMSELVES!!!

GET THEIR PARENTS HOOKED ON FOOD STAMPS AND GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS AND THE KIDS WON’T KNOW ANY DIFFERENT WAY OF LIFE WHEN THEY GET OLDER!!!

Well…Guess what all you liberal/socialist government entitlement parents…IT DOESN’T END WELL!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN NORTH KOREA LATELY???

CUBA???

REMEMBER THE OLD SOVIET UNION??? YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE FREE???

SOCIALISM HAS FAILED EVERYWHERE AND EVERY TIME IT’S BEEN TRIED!!!

But what do we know? We’re just a bunch of people who think Capitalism is the best way to go. We believe in competition and the free market. We don’t think success is evil and we think people more of a right to what they earn than does the government.

WE THINK THE GOVERNMENT BELONGS TO US AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND AND…NEXT TUESDAY…

WE’RE GONNA DAMN WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!

Boy oh boy am I glad it’s Friday because…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!

4 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. Roflmao! Good to know I’m not alone in being completely overcome with hysteria over the fish memorial! I’ve heard some pretty crazy ideas, but this has to be up there in the top 10!

  2. Thanks for the fume, Craig. We need to realize that even if Romney wins, the loons will still be with us, in every city and town, in every school and university, and in high office in every city in the land. We will still have to educate people on WHAT socialism IS and WHY it never has and never will work. The battle has just begun! Keep doing what you do, Craig!

  3. I’ve read the one on the fish thing. They were going to market, anyway…just a guess, but they were dying or dead when they found out they were riding with someone who couldn’t drive.

    My fume this morning, is that CBS has released information obtained–they say from within–that there was no task force convened during the Benghazi attack–no one wanted to wake his highness???