So…We’re a month and a day away from the election and, just as we promised, liberal/socialists are coming more unhinged by the HOUR.
They are feeling the effects of their grip on power slipping and sliding and they’re going moonbat CRAZY!!!
The toughest part of writing the FUME is not FINDING the lunacy but, NARROWING IT DOWN for publication week by week.
The loony bin’s cup runneth over.
Well, grab onto something bolted down tighter than an American Airline’s seat and HANG ON…Here we go!!!
It’s Friday and…
So…In Rahm Emmanuel’s Chicago…They’re now asking for ideas on HOW TO CUT DOWN ON GUN CRIMES!!!
Whatsa matta…YOUR STRICTEST IN THE NATION GUN BANS NOT WORKIN’ FOR YA?????
HERE’S AN IDEA…START LETTING LAW ABIDING CITIZEN…CARRY GUNS!!!!!
The way it is now…YOU’VE got it set up so that ONLY THOSE WHO ARE APT TO COMMIT A CRIME…WITH A GUN…ARE CARRYING GUNS!!!!!
Isn’t it amazing how liberal/socialists think their plans are spot-on perfect…until they run into…REALITY????
Kinda makes ya wonder when they’re gonna come to the realization that SOCIALISM ITSELF DOESN’T WORK???
WHEN THEY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY!!!!!
Here’s how liberal/socialism is working in Chicago.
They have crimes involving guns so…They start banning guns. Gun violence goes up so…They make the gun ban tighter. More gun crimes…More gun restrictions…FINALLY…CHICAGO HAS THE STRICTEST GUN LAWS IN THE COUNTRY AND…THE HIGHEST RATE OF GUN VIOLENCE IN THE COUNTRY!!!!!
IT’S A CASE STUDY IN STUPIDITY AND NOW…THEY WANT PEOPLE TO COME UP WITH IDEA ON HOW TO STOP THE GUN CRIMES!!!!!!
ESSENTIALLY…CHICAGO SHOT ITSELF IN THE FOOT AND NOW THEY WANT HELP FIGURING OUT WHO PULLED THE TRIGGER!!!!
Off we go to the liberal/socialist indoctrination camps otherwise known as…PUBLIC SCHOOLS!!!!
In Philly…IRONICALLY…THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE NATION…An honor student, Samantha Pawlucy, wore her Romney/Ryan shirt to school on casual dress day.
Her teacher went into ORBIT!!!
First, the teacher asked her if she was wearing a Romney shirt. Samantha said she was…then…THE TEACHER TOLD HER THAT SHE WASN’T ALLOWED TO WEAR A REPUBLICAN SHIRT IN A DEMOCRATIC SCHOOL!!!!!
It didn’t stop there.
THE TEACHER TOLD SAMANTHA THAT THE SHIRT WAS LIKE WEARING A KKK SHIRT…TRIED TO DRAW ON THE SHIRT WITH A RED MARKER…TOLD SAMANTHA TO LEAVE THE ROOM…THE TEACHER WENT INTO THE HALL AND STARTED YELLING FOR OTHER TEACHERS AND STUDENTS TO COME AND LOOK AT THE SHIRT…AND SHE TOLD SAMANTHA TO TAKE THE SHIRT OFF AND SHE…THE TEACHER…WOULD GIVE HER SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR!!!!!
So…Miss Pawlucy…an HONOR student…One of the smartest kids in the school…Wears a Romney/Ryan shirt and the TEACHER…Protected by her UNION starts acting like a THUG and BULLIES the girl and claims the school is owned by the DEMOCRATS.
I suppose it could have been worse…
SAMANTHA COULD HAVE WORN A SHIRT WITH A FLAG ON THE FRONT AND THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ON THE BACK…IN WHICH CASE SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM GOING TO SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!!!
Not the worst idea I’ve ever heard…
And…Just to show that High School isn’t the ONLY place Infected with liberal/socialist MENTAL CASES…
At Michigan State University…some complete MOONBAT of a professor…John McCarthy…Right in the middle of class…LOST HIS LAST REMAINING MARBLE!!!
According to freshman Kyla Hillman…McCarthy, while showing a math example suddenly stated… “Math is all about questions and answers. And Steve Jobs invented the computer, but what do computers do? They ask questions and we answer them.”
Another student described what happened next: ”Half way through class, he started screaming at us — swearing left and right. He then started slamming his hands on the window and pressing his face against it, still screaming. Eventually he walked out and down the hallway to the end, all while screaming. “
Oh…HE WAS JUST GETTING WARMED UP!!!
THIS LEFTY LOON CAME BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM AND…STRIPPED OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES UNTIL HE WAS WEARING NOTHING BUT HIS SOCKS!!!
Ummm…for those wondering…he was only wearing…2…socks.
HE WAS SCREAMING…”THERE IS NO F—KING GOD THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!
It took police 15 MINUTES to get there…they took liberal/socialist spaz to the hospital and MSU is making…COUNSELING SESSIONS AVAILABLE FOR THOSE WHO…WITNESSED THE SHORTEST MATHEMATICAL EQUATION EVER PRESENTED IN THE ENGINEERING BUILDING!!!
Knowing how liberal/socialist asylums of higher learning operate…
THEY’LL PROBABLY MAKE THIS NUT THE DEAN IF HE PROMISES…THE NEXT TIME…HE’LL TAKE HIS SOCKS OFF TOO!!!!!
Well, I guess desperation knows no bounds.
By midday yesterday, liberal/socialists were SOOOOO desperate to contain the damage from Obama’s stellar performance at the first debate that they started throwing fairy dust into the wind.
Al Gore…genius that he is…BLAMED IT ALL ON THE…ALTITUDE!!!
“I’m going to say something controversial here…Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today, just a few hours before the debate started. Romney did his debate prep in Denver. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust — I don’t know.”
Got news for ya Al…The Emperor would have sucked at sea level.
From David Axelrod we got…“The day after, the question … is really one of character, and whether or not a candidate that is so fundamentally rooted in hiding the facts and truth from the American people, in deception, is the basis of trust on which you assign the presidency to a person.”
I hate to agree with Axelrod but…If he’s THAT upset about it…Maybe he should tell his candidate to STOP HIDING THE FACTS AND TRUTH FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!!!
Then…from the Master of the Disaster…“He knows full well that we don’t want what he’s been selling for the last year. Gov. Romney may dance around his positions, but if you want to be president, you owe the American people the truth.”
THAT from the dipstick who said he’s cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term…that he couldn’t enact the Dream Act on his own…
OBAMACARE WASN’T A TAX…A YOU TUBE MOVIE CAUSED THE BENGHAZI ATTACK…HE NEVER KNEW BILL AYERS…WASN’T CLOSE TO REVEREND WRIGHT…UNEMPLOYMENT WOULDN’T RISE ABOVE 8%…THAT HE’D HAVE THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY…HE DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FAST AND FURIOUS…NATIONAL SECURITY LEAKS DIDN’T COME FROM THE WHITE HOUSE AND…BUSINESS OWNERS DIDN’T BUILD THEIR OWN BUSINESSES!!!!!
Now…We have a video from 2007 where the Emperor…Sounding like a southern preacher…says that after Katrina…the government demanded Stafford Act money to get money for rebuilding because…government didn’t like black people.
WELL…NOW WE KNOW THAT 10 DAYS BEFORE HE GAVE THAT SPEECH…SENATOR OBAMA VOTED…AGAINST…DROPPING THE STAFFORD ACT REQUIREMENT FROM THE KATRINA MONEY…AND…CONTRARY TO HIS WISHES…IT WAS DROPPED!!!!!
The Yea’s were 80…The Nays were 14 and the Not Voting was 6.
OBAMA WAS ONE OF THE 14 VOTING AGAINST GIVING NEW ORLEANS $7 BILLION DOLLARS…NO STRINGS ATTACHED…
AND HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT…”IF YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT, YOU OWE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE TRUTH?????”
I’ll tell ya what…I’M DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF HIS IOU’S FOR THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
Liberals are BESIDE THEMSELVES BECAUSE ROMNEY’S WON’T GO ALONG WITH THE EMPEROR’S LIES ABOUT HIM AND HIS IDEAS!!!
AND NOW, THE LIAR IN CHIEF SAYS ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OWES AMERICANS THE TRUTH???
HOW ABOUT THIS??? THE EMPEROR SHOULD LET US ALL IN ON HIS TRUTHS!!!
HE CAN START WITH HIS NAME…HE’S HAD 3 AND WE CAN’T FIND ANY OFFICIAL NAME CHANGES!!!
WHAT ABOUT THAT FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND OTHER DOCUMENTS WE CAN’T VERIFY???
THE EMPEROR’S SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER DOESN’T PASS E-VERIFY!!!!
WHAT TRUTHS ARE CONTAINED IN HIS COLLEGE THESIS THAT HE WON’T ALLOW ANYBODY TO READ???
Good grief…WHO owes the American people the TRUTH?????
HERE’S THE TRUTH THAT OBAMA CAN’T HANDLE…
THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN DEFEND HIS 4 YEARS IN OFFICE AND ALL HIS FAILED POLICIES SO HIS ONLY RECOURSE IS…TO ACCUSE HIS CHALLENGER OF LYING!!!
HE CAN’T ATTACK THE ROMNEY PLAN SO…HE ATTACKS ROMNEY!!!
THAT’S THE TRUTH AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP TO IT!!!!!
Thankfully, today IS Friday and holy COW…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!
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