Ya know, there FUMING and then there’s ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
Tomorrow, in the “Weekend Edition,” I’ll tackle the livid part of things but, for now, we should just be thankful that we’ve survived another week.
While the whole world seems to be going to hell in a hand bag in the Middle East and the planet’s despots were spewing forth at the United Nations…
I’ve done my level best to keep an eye on some of the OTHER liberal/socialist adverse behavior too.
It’s really amazing just what liberals will do when they think nobody’s watching.
Well, guess what?
Friends and Patriots…It’s Friday and…
From the, “What the HELL Were They Thinking” department…
The New Oxford High School marching band…THE HOME OF THE COLONIALS…in Pennsylvania…
HAS BEEN DOING A HALFTIME SHOW TRIBUTE TO…THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION!!!!!
They ditched their RED, WHITE AND BLUE team colors for the drab grey and green of the SOVIET UNION and carried HAMMERS AND SICKLES!!!!!
According to Comrade Rebecca Harbaugh…the District Superintendent…the halftime show was…“not an endorsement of communism at all.”
Well, of course it wasn’t…Who, outside of people with a brain would have thought such a thing???
Comrade Harbaughskov went on to say…“It’s a representation of the time period in history called St. Petersburg 1917. I am truly sorry that somebody took the performance in that manner. I am. If anything is being celebrated it’s the music. It is what it is. I understand people look at something and choose how to interpret that and I’m just very sorry that it wasn’t looked at as just a history lesson.”
I’ve heard of several periods in history…The stone age, the middle ages…The Napoleonic Era…Baroque…Gilded…You get the idea but, I have NEVER once heard of…”The Time Period in History Called…St. Petersburg 1917!!!”
Frankly, as historic time periods go…1917 is pretty short.
Then…THEN Comrade Harbaughskov said it…
“Besides, in 2008 we did an entire show on freedom.”
I’ve got news for ya…This halftime show is NOT a celebration of the time period knows as St. Petersburg 1917…
IT’S A CELEBRATION OF THE TIME PERIOD KNOWS AS TEACHERS UNIONS 2012!!!!!!!
Oh for God’s sake…
The Federal Highway Administration apparently has been spending OUR money on a study and…NOTHING good comes from the government when they spend OUR money on a study.
This bunch of Einsteins has come to the conclusion that…WE ALL NEED NEW TRAFFIC LIGHTS!!!
Ya see…The OLD system just isn’t cutting it. Red, Green and Yellow…Apparently is getting people killed.
Now…Traffic lights will ALSO include…A FLASHING YELLOW ARROW FOR LEFT TURNS…because that seems to be the deadly error the old system lacks.
Here’s what they want you to believe:
- It’s safer. A national study demonstrated that drivers made fewer mistakes with the new signals than with traditional left-turn arrow signals.
- It’s more efficient The new signals provide traffic engineers with more options to handle variable traffic volumes.
- It’s more consistent. You’ll see the same signals in every state because the new signals are being introduced throughout the U.S.
LEAVE IT TO THE GOVERNMENT TO SCREW UP A 1 CAR PARADE!!!!!
Now let me get this straight…
THE GOVERNMENT DID AWAY WITH THE COLOR CODED SECURITY TERROR ALERT SYSTEM BECAUSE IT WAS TOO CONFUSING AND NOW…THEY’RE ADDING MORE COLORED LIGHTS TO THE TRAFFIC LIGHT SYSTEM BECAUSE…A STUDY SAYS IT WILL BE EASIER FOR PEOPLE?????
Ya know how the Post Office raises their rates on stamps just so they can buy more of those, “Next Window Please” signs???
THERE YA GO!!!!!
Our Department of Homeland Insecurity is planning to buy another 200 MILLION ROUNDS OF AMMUNITION OVER THE NEXT 4 YEARS!!!!!
That of course is in addition to the near 1.2 BILLION ROUNDS THEY STOCKPILED IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS ALONE!!!!!
Now, naturally the question becomes…WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY NEED WITH ALL THOSE BULLETS???
I mean, especially since they gave all their guns TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS!!!!!!!
Kind of makes the 174,000 rounds of ammo purchased by THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION look kind of puny doesn’t it???
Having purchased riot gear, the DHS also purchased a large number of bullet-proof checkpoint booths… that include ‘stop and go’ lights too.
WHAT??? NO FLASHING YELLOW ARROWS AND ACCOMPANYING SIGNAGE???????
Look…If the Social Security Department was buying 174,000 SUPPOSITORIES…Nobody would blink an eye but…WHEN THEY’RE BUYING AMMO…THAT’S ANOTHER STORY!!!
And when the Department of Homeland Insecurity…THAT TELLS THEIR PEOPLE TO RUN AWAY AND HIDE IF SHOOTING BREAKS OUT…BUYS 1.4 BILLION BULLETS…..
Well…Our Emperor has had quite the last few days huh???
When Letterman asked him the TOUGH question about how much our national debt is…
THE EMPEROR SAID HE WASN’T SURE EXACTLY!!!
But…He DID say…”WE DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT, SHORT TERM.”
Uh…Yeah…IT’S 16 TRILLION DOLLARS AND COUNTING AND…BECAUSE HE’S NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT AT ALL…OBAMA’S THE 1ST PRESIDENT TO PRESIDE OVER NOT JUST ONE…BUT TWO DOWNGRADES IN OUR NATIONAL CREDIT RATING!!!!!
On 60 Minutes…THIS KNOT-HEAD ACTUALLY CALLED ALL THE TROUBLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST…BUMPS IN THE ROAD!!!
The Muslim Brotherhood seizing control of Egypt is a “BUMP IN THE ROAD???”
Assad killing tens of thousands of his own people is a “BUMP IN THE ROAD???”
The Tailban gets into one of OUR MILITARY bases and DESTROYS 6 FIGHTER JETS…A “BUMP IN THE ROAD????”
MORE THAN 2 DOZEN EMBASSIES IN AS MANY COUNTRIES ATTACKED AND THAT’S JUST A “BUMP IN THE ROAD?????”
OUR CONSULATE IN BENGHAZI WAS ATTACKED AND 4 AMERICANS WERE KILLED…BUMPITY, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP??????????
Iran is building nukes and wants to WIPE ISRAEL FROM THE MAP…Jordan is about to be OVER RUN BY THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD…THE SECURITY PEOPLE WE’RE TRAINING IN AFGHANISTAN ARE KILLING US…
BUMPS IN THE ROAD??????
Oh…But he wasn’t done was he?
The Emperor took the podium at the United Nations and said…
“Let Us Remember That Muslims Have Suffered The Most At The Hands Of Extremism”
WELL…MAYBE IF THEY’D QUIT…BLOWING THEMSELVES TO SMITHEREENS…!!!!!!!!!!
THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I’VE EVER HEARD!!!
THEY STAND IN THE STREETS AND CHANT DEATH TO AMERICA…DEATH TO ISRAEL…THEY ADVOCATE GENOCIDE…AND THEY’RE THE ONES SUFFERING???
THEY ARE THE EXTREMISTS!!!!!!!!!
I can’t TELL you how glad I am that today is Friday because…
I AM ABSOLUTELY…