Friday Fume

I’ll be the first to admit that there are a great many things I don’t understand.

However…

If there’s one thing I know with certitude…It’s that liberals are completely off their collective rockers.

It’s an epidemic. Thank GOD conservatives have a natural immunity to LDS…Liberal Derangement Syndrome.

Listen, aside from all the liberal insanity happening in various far-flung corners of the world…Right here at HOME they are doing their level best to prove they’re stark-raving bats in the belfry, marble-free NIMRODS!!!

What amazes me most of all is that liberals keep trying to get elected.

For GOD’S sake…If they’d just listen to the words and ideas that come out of their mouths…THEY wouldn’t vote for THEMSELVES!!!

(Sigh)

My FRIENDS…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

An age old common place bit of American fun is falling prey to liberal insanity in Rhode Island.

The Father Daughter dance.

Apparently…liberal/socialists believe…BEYOND ALL REALITY…that the father/daughter dance is the embodiment of GENDER INEQUALITY!!!

Huh?

Guess who’s at the root of this moronic thing?

Yep. The ACLU…American Clueless Liberals Unhinged.

It seems that a mother, whose daughter doesn’t have an active father in her life…and her panties in a wad…COMPLAINED that it just wasn’t FAIR that the OTHER daughters were dancing with their dads at the school dance.

Well…WE CAN’T HAVE THAT CAN WE?? Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

ALL THE DAUGHTERS AND ALL THE FATHERS MUST BOW TO THE ONE WET BLANKET!!!!

Cranston Public Schools Superintendent Judith Lundsten stated, “I acknowledge that many of these events have long traditions and for many parents, these types of gender-based events are not an issue. However, this is a public school system and under no circumstances should be isolating any child from full participation in school activities and events based on gender. Please be all-inclusive when planning your events.”

What a hemorrhoid.

Okay…WHERE IN THE HELL WERE THESE EMPTY HEADS WHEN I TRIED TO SNEAK INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM IN HIGH SCHOOL???????

The dipstick running the clown show at the ACLU…Steven Brown, said, “Not every girl today is interested in growing up to be Cinderella — not even in Cranston.  In fact, one of them might make a great major league baseball player someday.”

AND GOD KNOWS THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN IF THEY WERE TO DANCE WITH THEIR DADS AT A SCHOOL WING-DING…RIGHT?????

It’s all just part of the liberal/socialist agenda of making everybody equally miserable.

Fuming.

In the Village of Cold Springs NY…Liberal/socialist bird-brains are on FULL display this week.

Cold Springs is where you’ll find the Elmesco Citgo gas station and its owner, Kenny Elmes. Elmes, due to health issues, can no longer work on cars like he used to and, he’s got kids in college.

Kenny isn’t ready to retire, not by a long shot and, he’s done what Americans are supposed to do…He’s found a way to enhance his income by expanding his business to include a Dunkin Donuts franchise!!!

Not so fast there Kenny.

According to Village Planning Board Chairman Joseph Barbaro…Who was apparently dropped on his head as a child…OFTEN…The planned expansion would…ummmmm…ENDANGER BALD EAGLES THAT NEST…SEVERAL MILES AWAY!!!!!

Soooo…WHAT exactly? If this Barbaro clod thinks that people who like donuts and coffee are a threat to bald eagles…It begs the question…

DOES COLD SPRINGS HAVE A POLICE DEPARTMENT??? If so…THEY HAVE GOT TO GO!!!!!

Meanwhile, in San Antonio…A SPIDER HAS SHUT DOWN A $15 MILLION DOLLAR CONSTRUCTION PROJECT!!!

Somebody…I’m guessing a UNION SUPERVISOR…discovered a single Braken Bat Cave Meshweaver and, as its only the 2nd one EVER seen…THEY SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE PROJECT!!!

How, in the middle of a construction site, you spot a tiny translucent spider and realize it is something that hasn’t been seen since 1980…IS BEYOND ME!!!!

Now, of course…THEY HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO PROTECT ITS HABITAT!!!!!

Do I have to solve EVERY problem???

IF THE EAGLES SEVERAL MILES OUTSIDE COLD SPRINGS NY WERE NEVER BOTHERED BY KENNY ELMES’ GARAGE BEFORE…THEY AIN’T GONNA BE BOTHERED BY A DUNKIN DONUTS DRIVE THRU THERE NOW…AND AS FOR SAN ANTONIO’S SPIDER UPROAR…SQUISH THE STUPID THING AND BUILD ON!!!

I’m fuming.

Well…We tried.

We tried to tell him didn’t we?

We tried and tried and tried…

I’m talking about Jay Carney…THE VILLAGE IDIOT’S TOWN CRIER!!!!!!!

We tried to tell him that what happened in Libya was a terrorist attack but, would he listen???

NOOOOOOOOOO…….

 “It is in response to a video, a film, that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting.”

“It is in response to video that is offensive to Muslims.”

“The unrest we’ve seen is in reaction to a film in which the United States government had no involvement.”

“This is a fairly volatile situation, and it is in response not to U.S. policy, not to, obviously, the administration, not to the American people. It is in response to a video – a film – that we have judged to be reprehensive and disgusting. That in no way justifies any violent reaction to it. But this is not a case of protests directed at the United States, writ large, or at U.S. policy. This is in response to a video that is offensive and – to Muslims.”

First of all…let’s get something straight…EITHER JAY CARNEY IS REALLY JAMES SPADER OR…JAMES SPADER REALLY JAY CARNEY?????

Not that I have THAT off my chest..

After NINE DAYS OF ACCUSING MITT ROMNEY OF SHOOTING FIRST AND THEN TAKING AIM….

Yesterday, AFTER HAVING THE EMPEROR, HILLARY, CARNEY/SPADER, SUSAN RICE AND EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST MEDIA OUT THERE, SHOOTING WILDLY, LIKE A BUNCH OF SPASTIC SPIDER MONKEYS FOR MORE THAN A FULL WEEK…

Jay Spader  FINALLY TOOK AIM AND SAID…

 “It is, I think, self-evident that what happened in Benghazi was a terrorist attack.”

DUH!!!!!!!!!

QUICK…WHILE JAMES CARNEY IS OFF HIS KOOL AID…SOMEBODY ASK HIM IS OBAMA REALLY IS A SOCIALIST!!!

“It is, I think, self-evident….”

ASK HIM IF SOROS IS OBAMA’S PUPPET MASTER!!!!!

“It is, I think, self-evident….”

LET’S FIND OUT IF HOLDER SHOULD BE FIRED!!!

“It is, I think, self-evident….”

THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE…THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE…IS HE REALLY A FOREIGNER?????

“It is, I think, self-evident….”

I’m Fuming!!!

And finally…We have the Town Crier’s VILLAGE IDIOT!!!

This PUTZ just DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO MEET WITH BIBI NETANYAHU.

Really?

HIS SCHEDULE IS JUST TOO PACKED!!!!!!

Let’s see…What all important earth shaking things are filling up the Emperor’s time…

WELL…HE HAD TO FLY TO VEGAS FOR A FUND RAISER LAST WEEK ON THE MORNING WE FOUND OUT 4 AMERICANS WERE KILLED IN LIBYA IN A NOW…SELF EVIDENT…TERRORIST ATTACK!!!

THEN…APPARENTLY THE SWEATSHIRT SHIPMENT CAME IN BECAUSE…WHILE HE WAS WATCHING THE AMERICAN’S BODIES BEING BROUGHT INTO THE HANGER AT DOVER…HE HAD HIS STAFF TWEETING HIS IMAGINARY FOLLOWERS TO BUY ONE FOR THE CAMPAIGN!!!!!

Hmmmmm….

HE FOUND TIME BETWEEN THE LIBYA AND CAIRO ATTACKS AND THIS PAST TUESDAY TO TWEET 48 TIMES ABOUT HANGING WITH JAY-Z AND BEYONCE!!!!!

Oh…THIS is presidential…

HE WENT ON LETTERMAN’S SHOW AND TALKED ABOUT NOT WANTING TO SEE DAVE NAKED!!!!!

Also while on Letterman…

THIS DWEEB SAID HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW MUCH OUR NATIONAL DEBT IS BUT…

HE SAID IT’S NOT A PROBLEM IN THE SHORT TERM!!!!!!!!!!

What else…Let’s see…..

HE FOUND TIME TO APOLOGIZE TO ISLAMISTS FOR ATTACKING OUR EMBASSIES BUT…APPARENTLY…HIS SCHEDULE WAS PACKED TIGHTER THAN BEYONCE’S BRA BECAUSE HE HASN’T HAD TIME TO APOLOGIZE TO VETERANS FOR SHOWCASING THEM AT HIS LIBERAL ENTITLEMENT CONVENTION STANDING IN FRONT OF A 50 FOOT IMAGE OF SOVIET WAR SHIPS AND TURKISH FIGHTER JETS!!!!!

And then…on Wednesday…

HOLY CRAP…

HE HAD A SIT DOWN CHAT WITH…

CAPTAIN MORGAN!!!!!!!!!

Are you KIDDING ME?????

I WOULDN’T BE A BIT SURPRISED IF HE APOLOGIZED FOR KILLING OF SOMALI PIRATES!!!!!

God only KNOWS what he’s got planned for NEXT week…

OTHER THAN MEETING WITH THE EGYPTIAN LEADER OF THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD INSTEAD OF PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU…

HE’S PROBABLY GONNA BE HAWKING OBAMANATION CULT FLAGS THAT LOOK, CREEPILY, EXACTLY LIKE THE BLOODY HAND PRINTS ON THE WALL OF OUR CONSULATE IN BENGHAZI!!!!!!!

I can’t even TELL you how glad I am that today is Friday because…

I AM ABSOLUTELY…

FUMING!!!!!!!!

5 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. Great FUME Craig, and I am fuming right along with you! Some days I click my shiny red shoes together and repeat several times, “There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home…”

    Tima, you still have liberal friends?! I divorced all of mine years ago. Their minds are like cement. All mixed up and permanently set. Besides, who needs the added stress?

  2. May I dare say? The little girl with a Daddy has a better chance at becoming a major league baseball player because she comes from a family with 2 parents. It’s a fact that children who have 2 parents are more successful and do better in school. That’s what the ACLU is worried about. Democrats need to keep people dependent and ignorant to gain votes. Dividing the family is the quickest way to promote government dependency.

  3. Craig,

    You got it all right, u know! I just had a Democratic friend from high school who just sometimes cannot handle my posts I keep displaying to vote Romney/Defeat Obama. He finally commented after a period of silence today to let me know that “Mitt Romney isn’t perfect, either”…. I told him, in a nutshell, that if he doesn’t like my posts, don’t look at them. I also told him I didn’t comment on his because I know he has his mind made up, but that he has the right to his own opinion. However, I did end it by pointing out some of the facts you listed above, as well as the fact that Obama is basically running on a re-election campaign to “Trust Him”…

    Thanks.

  4. I want to know why we as Americans haven’t revolted from this communistic dicktator and taken our country back for this bottomless pit of Stupidity? Every point you made show how stupid this administration is. God Help Us because I can’t take much more.

    But Craig, thank you for your info for us conservatives who appreciate knowing that we aren’t the only ones left thinking this way!! Keep up the good work!