Conservative’s War on Women Explained

Okay.

I’ve been putting a few things together. Connecting the dots, as it were.

You know how I enjoy connecting the dots.

Well, I’m going to do something here I have never done before. I am going to offer my assistance to the liberal/socialists.

Alright now, where to begin.

Okay. In a recent ABC News Poll…The numbers are somewhat startling for Obama. In April, Female voters preferred Obama 57-39%. However…the most RECENT poll shows a VERY different story.

Female voters NOW prefer Romney to Obama by 50% (Romney) to 46% for Obama.

My goodness. What happened???

For months now, angry liberal/socialists have been telling the nation that Republicans are waging a “war on women.” They’ve been painting conservatives as purely EVIL towards women. They say that Romney HATES women and Ryan HATES women.

They’ve said it and said it. From the campaign trail and every liberal/socialist spinning head pundit has said it and said it.

So far, at the liberal/socialist convention and entitlement fest…They’ve had an angry liberal/socialist PARADE of women telling anyone within ear shot that Romney and the conservatives can NOT be trusted when it comes to women.

So…How is it then that Romney has not only GAINED in support from women but SURPASSED Obama in the polling?

Ahhhhh….Simple.

To connect the dots, we have to step back far enough to see the BIG picture.

All the way back to July 12th, 2012.

That’s when Charlie Rose asked Obama what was his biggest mistake.

“When I think about what we’ve done well and what we haven’t done well the mistake of my first term – couple of years – was thinking that this job was just about getting the policy right. And that’s important. But the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the American people that gives them a sense of unity and purpose and optimism, especially during tough times.”

“It’s funny – when I ran, everybody said, well he can give a good speech but can he actually manage the job?” And in my first two years, I think the notion was, ‘Well, he’s been juggling and managing a lot of stuff, but where’s the story that tells us where he’s going?’ And I think that was a legitimate criticism.”

He hasn’t done a good job of telling the story.

All of this “war on women” talk and conservatives, Romney, Ryan hating women rhetoric just isn’t connecting because…He’s just not doing a good job of telling the story.

Allow me to assist him AND the liberal/socialists by…Telling the story a little more clearly.

Ahem…

Okay women…Here’s the thing.

Liberal/socialists know how hard life is for you. THEY get it.

They know you yearn for equality and they, and ONLY they get it that you deserve better. They GET it. Liberal/socialists get it.

Liberal/socialists also know that YOU women are simply incapable of getting where you want to go on your own.

THEY GET IT!!!

Now, they THOUGHT that by creating a cartoon show with “Julia” it would help you understand as, sometimes, understanding the spoken language is difficult for you…women.

Julia gets taken care of from cradle to grave by the GOVERNMENT because…well…she’s a woman and she can’t take care of herself.

Liberal/socialists get it.

Now, liberal/socialists also understand the trials and tribulations of women like Ms. Fluke.

THEY GET that women have no idea how to procure…ummm…That means, get, acquire, maybe…purchase…their own birth control. It’s tough and complicated and frankly, they, the liberal/socialists, understand that working out complicated things just isn’t in the female wheel house.

Women need help.

Women need the American TAXPAYERS to purchase, procure, get their birth control FOR them because…well…You know what liberal/socialists think of the ability of women to deal with high finances…

I mean…according to Ms. FLUKE…we’re talking about $1000.00 per year.

Now then, as for jobs…

Liberal/socialists KNOW that women are incapable of negotiating fair pay on their own without Government getting involved.

They understand that women simply don’t have a CLUE as to whether or not they’re being paid fairly or equally to men.

Why…Just ask Lily Ledbetter!!!

She went on a frothing RANT a couple nights ago at the convention. She RIPPED republicans for not voting for the Ledbetter bill in the senate.

As she told the story, she had worked for nearly 20 years getting paid less than men in her place of employment and when she tried to sue them…she lost. Well…She took it all the way to the United States Supreme Court and…lost there too.

Ledbetter was REALLY tweaked because of what she called a “wrong-headed” decision.

Now, it’s not that liberal/socialists KNOW that women have no idea what a statute of limitations is on such a claim OR that women don’t understand that the courts are supposed to rule BY the law rather than legislate from the bench…They’re COUNTING on it!!!

Liberal/socialists are also counting on women not to realize that the American Bar Association HEAVILY lobbies and HEAVILY donates to the liberal/socialist party because…those pesky Republican conservatives are always pushing tort reform.

Republicans voted against the Ledbetter Act because, had it passed, it would have simply opened the door to endless litigation, clogging the courts and would result in lawyers making a substantial living off the inequity toward women.

Probably better to strengthen the existing Fair Labor Standards Act rather than passing yet another federal law that doesn’t crack down on the issue but simply clears the way for lawsuits.

Goodyear, for whom Ledbetter worked all those years, is union but, liberal/socialists certainly don’t expect their own donors and collective bargaining butt kissers to pay women the same as men NOR do they expect good little liberal/socialists minions like Ledbetter to understand such things because, after all, she’s a woman.

It seems that Ledbetter, in her frothing rant, forgot to mention those things.

And of course, there’s the whole abortion issue…

Liberal/socialists GET it. They REALLY do. They understand that women, who because of their gender, are completely and utterly incapable without the guiding hand of government in their lives and just cannot deal with the RESULTS of having sex without their government distributed American taxpayer funded birth control.

The result, naturally being…the birth of a child.

THEREFORE…They must ALSO decree that the American Taxpayer, regardless of their beliefs, faith or religious doctrine, PAY for abortions.

HELLOOO JULIA!!!!!

In a liberal/socialist world…women can’t even get out of bed in the morning without government assistance because, they just aren’t capable of even the most BASIC of things.

CONSERVATIVES on the other hand…

Well, conservatives, as evil as we are, seem to believe that women ARE capable…OF LOTS OF THINGS.

We believe that women ARE capable of buying their OWN birth control because we believe that women ARE capable of getting a job and insisting on fair pay for it. We, as conservatives believe that women CAN comprehend statutes of limitations and CAN, in fact, understand the consequences of waiting to address the situation until AFTER the statutes of limitations have passed.

As CONSERVATIVES, most of us agree that abortion has more to do with the death of a living soul that it does with the inconvenience of having to buy expand-o-pants for nine months and, we believe that, gender aside, women CAN procure expand-o-pants without government assistance.

The liberal/socialist line is this: “If you vote for US, WE’LL protect YOUR rights.” And it ALWAYS works out doesn’t it?

So go ahead women…Vote for the liberal/socialists. Look what they’ve done for black people over the last 50 years!!! Democrats have certainly fulfilled all their promises to the black community haven’t they? Government has clearly lifted the entire black community out of poverty haven’t they?

But before you put Sandra Fluke’s most pressing arguments in the hands of government, consider…China…where the government has taken control of such things.

The Chinese “one child policy” was established  in 1979 to limit  population growth.  Designated to be “temporary,” it continues a to this day. The government imposed policy limits couples to one child. Fines, pressures to abort a pregnancy, and yes, even forced sterilization effect second or subsequent pregnancies.

Oh, it doesn’t come to that overnight to be sure but…socialism is…One step at a time.

Indeed, without liberal/socialists to protect us, we might sink to the depths of depravity and start believing that our founders and framers were right in saying that the government belongs to the people instead of the people belonging to the government.

So there ya go. I have now, clearly, connected the dots, told the story Obama has failed to tell and hopefully, helped women to see the light.

After nine months…they will also be able to see their feet.

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