Friday Fume

Well, we did it. We made it through another week and what a week it was.

While all eyes were focused on the Convention, mine included, the crazy train rolled on, packed with liberal fools, headed straight over the cliff.

Shining examples of liberal loose marbles were everywhere.

Let the games begin!!!

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Well…ONE thing is crystal clear. MSNBC stands for Main Stream National Bigot Conspiracy!!!!

After accusing anything, everything and everybody conservative of being racists…MSNBC, during the Republican Convention refused to air minority conservative speakers!!!

Leading the way down the rabbit hole was Chris Matthews.

Here is how I believe a breakfast meeting between Matthews and I would go:

Me: Morning.

CM: YOU’RE A DAMNED RACIST!!!

Me: Ooooookay. I think I’ll have the eggs.

CM: RACIST RACIST, RACIST!!!!!

Me: Excuse me?

CM: EGGS ARE WHITE AND YOU ORDERED WHITE EGGS SO YOU’RE A RACIST!!!

Me: Okay…Make them BROWN eggs.

CM: NOW YOU’RE PANDERING!!! PANDERER…PANDERER!!!!!!

Me: What are YOU having?

CM: HUEVOS RANCHEROS POR FAVOR PREFERABLY PREPARED BY A DREAMER!!!

Me: Good grief. Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed or something???

CM: RACIST!!! RACIST!!!!!

Me: Huh????

CM: YOU’RE USING CODE WORDS FOR RACISM!!!

Me: WHAT???

CM: YOU SAID BED AND BEDS HAVE SHEETS AND YOU GET SHEETS AT A WHITE SALE AND THE KU KLUX KLAN WEARS SHEATS AND YOU WANT US TO BACK TO THE DAYS OF JIM CROW!!!!!

Me: What do you want to drink?

CM: AN OBAMA LATTE!!!

Me: Ummmmm…An Obama latte?

CM: COFFEE WITH CREAM…MAKES MY LEG TINGLE!!!!!

Me: Yeah, I’ll bet. Say…What did ya think of Mia Love the other night? Quite a speech huh?

CM: DIDN’T SEE IT…NEVER HAPPENED!!!

Me: Hmmm. Boy…I’ll bet that Artur Davis speech kinda hit ya where ya live.

CM: DIDN’T SEE IT…NEVER HAPPENED!!!

Me: Condi Rice???

CM: THAT STORY SHE TOLD ABOUT THE HAMBURGER THING WAS RACE BAITING!!!!!

Me: Suzanna Martinez???????

CM: WHERE’S MY HUEVOS RANCHEROS????

Me: I gotta go Waitress, this fine upstanding member of the media is buying.

CM: CAN I WRITE A CHECK?

Waitress: Got your ID???

CM: RACIST!!!! RACIST!!!! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuming.

I know there are a great many things Mitt has promised to do on Day One but here’s something he needs to add to the list.

FIRE THE STATE DEPARTMENT’S CHIEF DIVERSITY OFFICER!!!

This guy, John Robinson, spend HIS days and OUR money being the PHRASE POLICE!!!!!

According to this drip…You can’t say…Hold down the fort…

BECAUSE YOU’LL OFFEND INDIANS!!!

“To ‘hold down the fort’ originally meant to watch and protect against the vicious Native American intruders. In the territories of the West, Army soldiers or settlers saw the ‘fort’ as their refuge from their perceived ‘enemy,’ the stereotypical ‘savage’ Native American tribes.” 

He can’t even get through his explanation without chocking on political correctness.

Hey….Skippy…WHY THE QUOTATION MARKS AROUND THE WORD FORT??? IT WAS REAL, IT WAS THERE AND IT WAS A PLACE OF SAFTY!!! And while we’re at it…PERCEIVED “ENEMY???” WERE THEY SHOOTING PERCEIVED ARROWS AND PERCEIVED GUNS????? WERE WE, THEIR…PERCEIVED ENEMY OR WERE WE THE REAL ENEMY BECAUSE, NO MATTER WHERE YA FALL ON THIS ONE…IF WE WERE A REAL ENEMY THEY WERE JUST AS REAL…RIGHT???

This is exactly what you get when THIS LIBERAL/SOCIALIST POLITICALLY CORRECT EMPEROR GETS HIS GRUBBY PAWS ON THINGS!!!

The War on Terror became…OVERSEAS CONTINGENCY and…THE FORT…IF I MAY SO BOLDLY USE THAT TERM…HOOD SHOOTING BY AN ISLAMIST TERRORIST IS CLASSIFIED AS…WORKPLACE VIOLENCE!!!

I’s sure ol  NIDAL “ALLUAH AKBAR” HASSAN WAS JUST THE…PERCEIVED ENEMY HUH???

According to the State Department steward of political correctness…you can’t say “RULE OF THUMB” anymore either.

“Rule of thumb can, according to women’s activists refer to an antiquated law, whereby the width of a husband’s thumb was the legal size of a switch or rod allowed to beat his wife.” 

Ummmm…If we’re going to be all squishy about words that meant something completely different 150 years ago…

WHAT ABOUT…”GAY???”

DON’T YA THINK PEOPLE WHO ARE “GAY” TODAY ARE OFFENDING…HAPPY PEOPLE?????

I’m Fuming.

Oh…THIS is rich…

While liberals keep wanting to hike taxes to pay for teachers…you know…”FOR THE KIDS…”

We now know that in Baltimore…SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS SPENT HALF A MILLION BUCKS ON…

A $7,300 office retreat at a downtown hotel, $300-per-night stays at hotels, and a $1,000 dinner at an exclusive members-only club!!!!!

Oh…but that’s not all…

According to Administrator Tisha Edwards, “We are working around the clock to engage our partners and move our agenda forward.. Every transaction has a business purpose in mind.”

REALLY?????

$500 dinner at Brazilian steakhouse Fogo de Chao???

$66.77 charge to Victoria‘s Secret on Valentine’s Day???

$4,700 worth of transactions made by [Jerome Oberlton’s] department included trips to retail stores like Bath & Body Works, Ross, Walmart, the Dollar Tree and BJ’s Wholesale Club to buy snacks and refreshments, and gifts and decorations for holiday banquets, birthdays and baby shower celebrations???

And…A $264.00 LUNCH TRIP FOR…STUDENTS…TO HOOTERS?????

When I was a kid…we went on a field trip to a museum…THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO HOOTERS…AND THE TAXPAYERS PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!

THEY’LL PROBABLY CALL IT “A PERFORMANCE ART GALLERY!!!!”

Here’s an idea…Next year…CUT THE BALTIMORE SCHOOL BUDGET BY HALF A MILLION DOLLARS…APPARENTLY…THE KID’S HEADS ARE ALL FILLED UP AND THEY DON’T NEED IT!!!!!

I’m FUMING!

And finally…

Liberal/socialists ARE SCARED OBAMALESS OF WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IN NOVEMBER AND THEY WERE QUIVERING IN A CORNER DURING THE RNC CONVENTION!!!!!

MSNBC WAS SO SCARED OF THE TRUTH THAT THEY COULDN’T BRING THEMSELVES TO SHOW ALL 6 OF THEIR VIEWERS THAT THERE ARE, INDEED, MINORITIES WHO ARE CONSERVATIVES…TONS OF THEM!!!!

ABC AIN’T MUCH BETTER…THEY HAD SOME BLOWHARD FROM UNIVISION ON SLAMMING CONSERVATIVES OVER IMMIGRATION…WHILE SUZANNA MARTINEZ WAS SPEAKING!!!!!

For YEARS…This liberal/socialist Emperor and his puppets HAVE BEEN TELLING THE USEFUL IDIOTS IN THEIR PARTY THAT REPUBLICANS HATE WOMEN…well…guess what?

IT TURNS OUT THAT THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STOCKED FULL OF INTELLIGENT, STRONG, OUTSPOKEN WOMEN AND…WE LOVE THEM!!!

Martinez…Condi Rice…Nikki Haley…Pam Bondi…Mia Love…THE PARADE OF GREAT CONSERVATIVE WOMEN…OF ALL COLORS…WAS ENDLESS!!!!!

Guess who ELSE we don’t hate???

IMMIGRANTS!!!

THE CONVENTION WAS FULL OF PEOPLE WHOSE FAMILIES CAME HERE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES…AND THEY DID IT LEGALLY…BECOMING CITIZENS!!!!!!!

Run and hide liberal cockroaches…THE LIGHT OF TRUTH IS SHINING!!!!!

While speaker after speaker urged prayers for those in the path of the storm, and from the stage, requests for donations to the Red Cross were made…

SOME YAHOO FROM YAHOO GOT CAUGHT ON A LIVE MIC SAYING THAT REPUBLICANS HAD NO PROBLEM PARTYING WHILE PEOPLE WERE DYING!!!!!

Today…Mitt Romney…THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES…will be in New Orleans…

WHERE’S OBAMA?????

Guess what ELSE the liberal/socialists found absolutely TERRIFYING at the Convention???

ONE AFTER ANOTHER…CONSERVATIVE GOVERNORS STOOD AT THE PODIUM AND TOLD HOW THEY…”INHERITTED” A MASSIVE DEBT IN THEIR STATE…ERASED IT…AND DIDN’T RAISE TAXES TO DO IT!!!

And ya know something else?

WHEN ROMNEY WAS THE GOVERNOR…HE ERASED HIS STATE’S $3 BILLION DOLLAR DEBT AND LEFT OFFICE AND HIS STATE WITH A $2 BILLION DOLLAR SURPLUS!!!!!

And what’s in store next week at the LIBERAL/SOCIALIST CONVENTION???

Let’s see…

THE EX WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, JIMMY CARTER…SHILLING FOR THE NEW WORST EVER!!!

While the debt clock at the RNC Convention racket up $8.5 BILLION BUCKS over the last 4 days…

AND OBAMA HAS RACKED UP $5 TRILLION IN DEBT OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS…THEY’RE PUTTING A 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN ON THE STAGE WHO BELIEVE WE, THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS…SHOULD BE BUYING HER $3000.00 WORTH OF BIRTH CONTROL EVERY YEAR!!!!!

And while WE had Clint Eastwood telling us, “WE OWN THIS COUNTRY…”

THE LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS WILL HAVE EVA LONGORIA TRYING TO TELLNG US THAT WE…OWE…THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!

And then…last night, withing seconds after the Convention closed…we got THIS blather point from the white house:

“THERE WAS NO BIG IDEA HERE.”

And what BIG idea did the liberal/socialists unveil in Tampa???

CODE PINKO WHACKOS DRESSED UP AS DANCING VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!

Thank GOD it’s Friday because…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

7 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. And Debbie Wheres-her-man Schultz made a comment about the women speakers at the convention, calling them “shiny packaging”. Women that have succeeded in achieving far more than she ever will. She is truely an ugly woman inside. And her gaffes make Joe Biden look smart. But, at least, she helps to demonstrate that it is the democrat party that truely does not respect women. From their lack of equal pay to playing down their achievements as “shiny packaging”.

  2. This is the most Factual Hilarious Transparent Article of Reality I have read yet!
    Craig Anderson, I love the way you put this in perspective!
    Love your sense of humor.
    Sad, for what ‘is’ going on.

    Ya’ have to be blind, deaf, and an IQ of 2 to not see what ‘most’ of the media and pundits are doing or….. clinging to your reefer buddies.

    Maybe now I can hold my head up and say what my middle initial ‘G’ stands for.
    And it ain’t one of these: LGTB

    “May God Bless Our USA”

  3. I would be overjoyed if the left would begin to take a serious and unbiased look at the media and see them as truthfully as you do. Then maybe we wouldn’t have all these media liars who just massage the mindless voters to become socialist slaves.

  4. Bravo Craig, as always you never disappoint me. I loved the Matthews skit and I agree, thats about how I believe it goes with anyone, everyday that deals with him, he has definately come unhinged. The blogs going great but we need to get you some more exposure!

  5. All I can say is AMEN!
    All I can add is that my own response to this convention was to realize how rare it has become in America to hear 1) people speak who are proud to be American and 2) how risky it seemed for Eastwood to ask basic questions that any sitting president would have been asked many times……until now.
    I found it disquieting, especially when I thought I was aware of it all along.
    America has changed a lot in the last 4 years, for the worse.
    Time to turn it around.
    Keep fuming, you do very well, and your voice is heard.

  6. These people do not operate with an open mind..therefore it is not possible to have a conversation with them. I do believe that brainwashing/indoctrination is going on in our education system. Its the only explanation as I refuse to believe that people are born stupid. It takes many years of hard core indoctrination that is taking place in our government/union controlled schools today. Then these poor souls continue on to our universities that are controlled by radical left wing professors and academia who are of the same minds. If they weren’t doing so much damage to our country and the rest of us we could almost feel sorry for them.