Craig Andresen

Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen on August 24, 2012 at 7:11 am

As the polls start to shift, the liberal LOONS are getting twitchier by the minute!!!

They’re seeing their grip on power slip faster t than their GRIP ON SANITY!!!

In desperation, they are grasping the thinnest of threads as they dangle over the abyss and knowing they are about to take the plunge…they seem more and more bent on trying to take us all with them!!!

But guess what?

We’ve GOT all our marbles and we believe in our values…AMERICAN VALUES and unlike the liberal lemmings…WE WILL NOT GO WILLINGLY OVER THE CLIFF!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

For GOD’s sake…

The Freedom From Religion Foundation dipsticks are at it again.

This time, all the way from Wisconsin, they are trying to force an investigation into a GEORGIA high school because the football coach ALLOWED LOCAL CHURCHES TO PREPARE PRE-GAME MEALS FOR THE TEAM!!!

HEAVEN forbid…

THEY ALSO CLAIM THAT THE COACH…PRAYED…WITH HIS TEAM, USED BIBLE VERSES IN MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES AND…

LORD have mercy…

PARTICIPATED IN THE FELLOWSHIP OF CHRISTIAN ATHLETES!!!!!

Ummm…According to Andy Seidel, Freedom FROM Religion Foundation’s barrister who, by the way must be completely offended every time a bailiff swears somebody in…“Taking public school football teams to church, even for a meal, is unconstitutional. This program is an egregious violation of the Establishment Clause and must cease immediately.”

HOLY cow!!! Now we’re gonna have to read the Establishment Clause!!

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

So help me GOD but, I just don’t see the violation.

Did congress pass a law respecting an establishment of religion that I didn’t hear about? Is congress MANDATING this Georgia High School to eat their pre-game meals at various churches in the county???

Good HEAVENS no.

JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH…IT’S NOT LIKE THEY PASSED THE COLLECTION PLATE AND WENT TO A CHICK-FIL-A BEFORE THE GAME!!!!!

Ya know…It occurs to me that, a group like the Freedom FROM Religion Foundation, which prances about the country trying to remove any trace of religion from the public square…

OUGHT NOT BE CRUCIFYING THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER BY FILING LAWSUITS AGAINST THEM.

Have these GOD FORSAKEN IDIOTS ever stopped to think, that should they actually WIN a lawsuit…THEY’D GET PAID WITH MONEY THAT SAYS…”IN GOD WE TRUST” ON IT?????

Fuming.

Well, THIS is interesting…

It seems that Nidal Hassan, THE FORT HOOD TERRORIST, can, according to a military judge, BE FORCIBLY SHAVED!!!

Of course, it was POLITICAL CORRECTNESS that led to this PIG shooting and killing rampage back in 2009.

The military KNEW this guy was an UNSTABLE ISLAMIST but…I’m being redundant.

They saw the red flags but did NOTHING because…THEY WERE AFRAID OF THE IDEA THEY MIGHT BE CALLED BIGOTS and 13 people were KILLED with another 32 WOUNDED, all in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

Then, adding INSULT TO DEATH AND INJURY…his terrorist actions have been deemed, by our POLITICALLY CORRECT government as…WORKPLACE VIOLENCE!!!

Now…to profess his MUSLIM ideology, Hassan has grown a beard which is against army regs and it has delayed his trial.

So…After YEARS of looking the other way for this MURDEROUS piece of trash…the military FINALLY has had enough of the POLITICALLY CORRECT decisions and says…HE CAN BE FORCIBLY SHAVED BEFORE ENTERING THE COURT ROOM!!!

Personally…I’m hoping HE GETS FULL BODY SHAVE…

FROM A WEED WHACKER STRUNG WITH HOG GUT LINE!!!!!

Seriously…

This puke and his beard have delayed and delayed his trial. 5 times, the judge has charged him with contempt!!!

U.S. Army Col. Gregory Gross, the judge in the case finally HAD ENOUGH and told the terrorist, ACCUSED OF WORKPLACE VIOLENCE, that he either shaved the beard off himself or he would be FORCIBLY SHAVED!!!

NOT ONLY DID THIS TERRORIST’S BEHAVIOR GET IGNORED BECAUSE HE WAS A MUSLIM…HE WAS IN EMAIL CONTACT WITH Anwar al-Awlaki…THE AMERICAN TERRORIST WE DRONED INTO A GREASE SPOT IN A ROAD IN YEMEN…AND HE KILLED 13 OF OUR OWN PEOPLE…

AND NOW…WE HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS BECAUSE HE HAS A BEARD!!!

HIS VICTIM AND THEIR FAMILIES DESERVE BETTER!!!

I want whoever gets the duty to be on an intravenous RED BULL DRIP FOR 3 DAYS UNTIL HE’S SHAKING LIKE A GUY WITH A NERVOUS DISORDER, OFF HIS MEDS, STANDING ON THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT…AND RIGHT BEHIND HIM…I WANT A PRACTICAL JOKER WITH AN INFLATED PAPER BAG!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Rosanne Barr is a complete idiot.

Okay, I know that’s not a news flash but…

Barr…WHO SHOULD BE BARRED FROM PUBLIC…Was ONCE the “presidential candidate” for the “Green Party” before she was SOUNDLY defeated…BECAUSE EVEN THOSE CRACKPOTS THOUGHT HER CHEESE HAD SLIPPED OFF HER CRACKER!!!

This…WHATEVER SHE IS…who said that WEALTHY PEOPLE SHOULD BE…DECAPITATED…is the “presidential candidate” for the…”Peace and Freedom Party”…WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS A FRONT FOR!!!!!

She says, “Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office and the American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year.”

OBVIOUSLY…ROSANNE BARR REPRESENTS THE GREATER EVIL!!!!!

Now, Barr has tweeted “jewish mind control is the hardest to break out of.”

What???

“Jewish mind control???”

How exactly does THAT work??? ARE WE ALL GOING TO SUDDENLY WANT KOSHER FOOD???

I got news for ya…IF THE JEWS ARE GOING TO TELEPATHICALLY MAKE US ALL FEEL GUILTY…CATHOLICS ARE THE MOST  SUSCEPTIBLE!!!!!

I’m gonna take Sader at a Synagogue and throw 10 HAIL MARY passes for THAT one.

HELLO ATHEISTS!!!!!!!

Oy vey…

Rosanne Barr, who says SHE is Jewish also told Chelsea Handler, “My kids are half-Jew. I couldn’t wait to like breed with non-Jewish people.”

I’D SAY SHE’S GOT A LOOSE BAT (MITZVAH) IN HER BELFRY!!!

Call me  MESHUGGENEH….but…I DON’T THINK SHE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BREED AT ALL!!!!!!

I’m Fuming!!!

And finally…

While 10 ICE Agents are now SUING Homeland INsecurity Secretary Janet Napolitano AND  ICE Director, John Holland because…

OBAMA has put in place, selective enforcement of immigration laws that are forcing them to BREAK the law by ignoring their duty to DEPORT ILLEGAL ALIENS….

And ILLEGAL ALIENS were lining up by the TENS OF THOUSANDS to reap the REWARDS of BREAKING AND ENTERING amid reports of a TAX LOOPHOLE that lets ILLEGAL ALIENS collect some $7.4 BILLION DOLLARS of OUR taxpayer money for NOT working where they HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE FIRST PLACE…

A LIBERAL Arts school in the REPUBLIK of Massachusetts is…NOW OFFERING ILLEGAL ALIENS SCHOLARSHIPS!!!!!

Hampshire College propagandist, Elaine Thomas, REFUSED to identify this year’s recipient, citing federal student privacy rules.

HEY…IF KEEPING YOUR ILLEGAL ALIEN  FOREIGN FINANCIAL AID A SECRET IS GOOD ENOUGH OBAMA…

IT’S DAMN SURE GOOD ENOUGH FOR…WHOEVER!!!!!!

Hampshire College says, the endowment and scholarship will finance one ILLEGAL ALIEN  student’s education every four years AND  The ILLEGAL ALIEN will get at least $25,000 in scholarship annually, STARTING THIS FALL!!!!!

WELCOME TO THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE OTHERWISE KNOWN AS…

OBAMA’S LIBERAL/SOCIALIST AMERIKA!!!!!

WE’VE GOT A PLAGUE OF LIBERAL/SOCIALIST ATHEIST DUNG BEETLES TRYING TO KEEP A CHURCH FROM FEEDING HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS…

A TERRORIST WEARING AN ARMY UNIFORM WHO KILLED 13 OF OUR FINEST BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN POLITICALLY INCORRECT TO HAVE QUESTIONED HIS BEHAVIOR WHO’S TRIAL HAS BEEN DELAYED BECAUSE A BUNCH OF YAHOOS WOULDN’T MAKE HIM SHAVE OFF HIS ISLAMIC BEARD…

A LIBERAL/SOCIALIST HOLLYWOOD ELITE WHO WANTS TO DECAPITATE WEALTHY PEOPLE, NOW RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON THE “PEACE AND FREEDOM PARTY” TICKET AND THIS BIRD BRAIN IS TWEETING ABOUT…JEWISH MIND CONTROL WHICH SHE OBVIOUSLY BELIEVES IN…

IMMIGRATION AGENTS WHO HAVE TO SUE THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING FORCED TO BREAK THE LAW BY THE DECREE OF THE EMPEROR…

AND LIBERAL/SOCIALIST ART COLLEGES HANDING OUT SCHOLARSHIPS TO THE VERY ILLEGAL ALIENS THOSE 10 ICE AGENTS ARE BEING PREVENTED FROM ARRESTING OR DEPORTING!!!!!

AND THAT’S JUST THE SCORE CARD…FROM THIS WEEK!!!!!

November’s coming but…Today is Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

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2 Responses to “Friday Fume”

  1. Eva Kolosiek Says:

    Maybe we should start w Roseanna losing her head! It’s already empty :-P

  2. Kathleen Says:

    I bet Barr sees space aliens too. By the way what makes Barr think people will vote for her for president? This woman insults her fellow Americans and she expects us to vote her after that. I don’t think so!