Friday Fume

As we get closer and closer to the election…Liberals get closer and closer to the RUBBER ROOM.

They continue to grow more and more desperate and hence, they become more and more unglued.

We should fully expect liberals to foolishness to go completely off the scale and this week has been no exception. We, as conservatives can either pull our hair out or…laugh at them while we watch them flail about.

So what do you say Patriots? Shall we keep the pressure ON???

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well, well…How about we start things off today inside the demented mind of Harry Reid?

In the last few days…ol’ Harry has stated and doubled down on something that even HE admits, he doesn’t know if it is true or not.

This jackass is flitting about saying that in the last 10 years…Mitt Romney has paid no taxes.

He says, “I am not basing this on some figment of my imagination. I have had a number of people tell me that.”

Who, Harry? WHO’S been telling you that???

Oh…Harry won’t SAY who’s been telling him but he CLAIMS it’s a former Bain Capital investor…UNNAMED naturally.

But this isn’t the stopping point for Harry Reid’s bazaar accusations…OH NO…He continues…

“I don’t think the burden should be on me. The burden should be on him.”

Yes Patriots…THIS IS EXACTLY what we have to look forward to if the EMPEROR and his minions are given another 4 years!!!

Yep…THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE ABLE TO ACCUSE ANYONE THEY PLEASE OF ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH AND…IT WILL BE YOUR BURDEN TO DISPROVE IT!!!

Hmmmm…Let’s see….

According to Harry’s Rules of Accusation…

I have heard from several “sources” that Harry Reid has been kicking puppies and stealing money in large amounts from orphans to fund a foundation promoting intimacy between men and pigmy goats. I don’t know if it’s true or not BUT…Harry needs to prove he hasn’t done those things.

“I don’t think the burden should be on me. The burden should be on him.”

So…Come Harry…LET’S SEE YOUR PROOF!!!!! PROVE YOU HAVEN’T DONE THOSE THINGS!!!

How quickly Reid forgets…In 2008, while campaigning…Obama released…2 YEARS of tax returns…Oddly, the EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF TAX RETURNS ROMNEY HAS RELEASED…But did ol’ Harry make any accusations against OBAMA back then???

NOPE!!!

And while we’re on the topic of releasing records…HAS HARRY REID DEMANDED THE RELEASE OF OBAMA’S BIRTH RECORDS…HIS COLLEGE RECORDS…HIS THESIS…HIS SOCIAL SECURITY CARD OR SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATIONS???

Fuming.

Meanwhile…Over in Anderson County Tennessee…some dirt bag got all upset because his girlfriend was looking at a picture of another man on Facebook.

The ever-so-stable, 40 year old Lowell Turpin, grabbed the laptop and smashed it into the wall before he started BEATING his girlfriend IN THE FACE with his FIST!!!

Anderson County Sheriff’s Deputies arrested JABBA THE HUT and he’s now the object of desire in the county lock up. Clearly there is little reason to suspect he’ll bend over to pick up a bar of soap.

It turns out the guy in the Facebook pic was…MITT ROMNEY!!!!!

Oh…his girl TOLD him who it was but…He didn’t believe her.

BUBBA LUMP had NO IDEA WHO MITT ROMNEY IS and thought his best girl was SURFING DUDES online.

While we clearly hope this sharp-as-a-bag-of-door knobs IDIOT isn’t registered to vote for EITHER side…it’s a fair bet he ain’t a REPUBLICAN or he would have KNOWN who MITT ROMNEY is.

To test his mental acuity, Slim was sown a series of photos and asked to identify them.

A picture of a full set of teeth drew a blank stare.

A picture of treadmill…Nothing.

A picture of first cousin…”Shiz purdy.”

And finally…A picture of a keg of beer.

“BREAKFAST!!!”

In Tennessee…that means your competent to stand trial.

We’re guessing Mr. “I DON’T WANT MY GIRL CHEATIN’ ON ME” is planning to vote for the guy WHO GIVES HIM FOOD STAMPS THAT HE USES TO TIP THE DANCERS AT THE LOCAL STRIP CLUB!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And then we have this complete idiot from Tucson.

Let wing liberal tool, Adam Smith…A corporate CFO and Adjunct Lecturer at the University of Arizona.

CONGRATULATIONS MORON…YOU HAVE BECOME EVERYTHING YOU PROFESS TO BE INTOLERANT OF!!!!

Here, in a brief 2:21…Adam Smith…CFO and Adjunct Lecturer at the University of Arizona…OUTS THE ENTIRE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST COMMUNITY AND THEIR TRUE AGENDA!!!!

On Chick-Fil-A Appreciation day…THIS fool decides to sit in line at the drive through JUST SO HE CAN BULLY THE WOMAN WORKING THERE!!!

Okay…What exactly has this liberal/socialist zero done?

Well…He’s a CORPORATE CFO for a MEDICAL SUPPLY COMPANY, Vante, and LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS HATE CORPORATIONS and their none too fond of medical supply companies. He’s a BULLY and liberal/socialists HATE bullies. He OUTS THE AGENDA  of hate for Christianity when he tells the young lady that HER corporation is HORRIBLE and has…HORRIBLE VALUES.

What values ARE those…CHRISTIAN VALUES of course. He makes a REAL EFFORT to tell HER and, via YOUTUBE the ENTIRE WORLD that he’s NOT gay because, in his mind…STANDING UP FOR A “GAY CAUSE” is FINE but…BEING THOUGHT TO BE GAY…NO, NO, NO… he can’t have THAT!!!!

He’s VERY concerned that he needs his FREE WATER because, as a liberal/socialist…HE’S ENTITLED TO IT!!

He thinks that because the water is FREE it COSTS Chick-Fil-A money that THEY won’t be able to give to groups HE disagrees with.

Silly liberal…DAN CATHY GAVE HIS OWN MONEY AWAY and you…YOU JUST ACCEPTED A GIFT FROM SOMEONE WHO’S GIFT GIVING YOU DISAGREE WITH!!!!

One has to wonder…HOW BIG A CARBON FOOTPRINT THIS DIP WAD LEFT BY SITTING IN THE DRIVE THROUGH WITH HIS CAR RUNNING ON THE DAY THE LINES AT CHICK-FIL-A WERE STRETCHING AROUND THE BLOCK???

Did you notice Adam Smith…CFO at VANTE and Adjunct Lecturer at the University of Arizona HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT HE’S A NICE GUY (and doggone it, people like him) AND…HE DID SOMETHING PURPOSEFUL???

Because…TO LIBERALS…IF YOU SAY IT IT’S TRUE REGARDLESS OF REALITY!!!!

Ummm…Did I say CFO of Vante???

I MEANT…

EX…CFO OF VANTE…

A DAY BEFORE THE KISS-IN…VANTE TOLD THIS SELF RIGHTEOUS TWIT TO KISS-OFF AND FIRED HIM!!!!

Did Dan Cathy have the right to his beliefs? Yep. Did Cathy have the right to do as he wished with his money? Yep. DID THIS IDIOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO VIDEO TAPE HIMSELF BEING A LIBERAL? Yep. Did Vante have the right to FIRE him because he was so proud of himself bullying and harassing  an individual hat her place of employment???

YEP!!!

THUS PROVING, ONCE AGAIN, THAT A LIBERAL/SOCIALIST SELF ABSORBED WEASEL WITH A CELL PHONE IS SOON TO OCCUPY THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!!! Didn’t this jackass learn ANYTHING from Anthony Weiner???

No word yet on his upcoming PROMOTION at the liberal asylum of higher learning.

I’m FUMING!!!

And FINALLY…

The Emperor was in Florida talking about Mitt Romney’s tax plan when he actually uttered…

“They have tried to sell us this trickle-down, tax cut fairy dust before. Guess what? It didn’t work then; it will not work now.”

Really???

FAIRY DUST???

That’s quite the accusation from someone WHO LIVES IN NEVER NEVER LAND!!!!

NEVER PASSED A BUDGET!

NEVER CREATED A JOB!!

I have a place where dreams are born,
And time is never planned.
It’s not on any chart,
You must find it with your heart.
Never Never Land.

NEVER MET A TAX HIKE HE DIDN’T LOVE!!!

NEVER READ THE BILL BEFORE IT WAS PASSED!!!!

It might be miles beyond the moon,
Or right there where you stand.
Just keep an open mind,
And then suddenly you’ll find
Never Never Land.

NEVER STOPPED A GOVERNMENT REGULATION FROM TAKING EFFECT!!!!!

NEVER BUILT A BUSINESS!!!!!!

You’ll have a treasure if you stay there,
More precious far than gold.
For once you have found your way there,
You can never, never grow old.

NEVER TURNED DOWN A ROUND OF GOLF!

NEVER STOOD UP FOR OUR ALLIES!!

And that’s my home where dreams are born,
And time is never planned.
Just think of lovely things.
And your heart will fly on wings,
Forever in Never Never Land.

NEVER MISSED A CHANCE TO APPEASE OUR ENEMIES!!!

NEVER BELIEVED IN THE SEPARATION OF POWERS!!!!

You’ll have a treasure if you stay there,
More precious far than gold.
For once you have found your way there,
You can never, never grow old.

NEVER REALLY KNEW BILL AYERS OR REV. WRIGHT!!!!!

NEVER KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT FAST AND FURIOUS BUT EXERTED EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE OVER IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!

And that’s my home where dreams are born,
And time is never planned.
Just think of lovely things.
And your heart will fly on wings,
Forever in Never Never Land

AND YOUR WIFE WHO WAS NEVER PROUD OF HER COUNTRY UNTIL THE DAY YOU WERE NOMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU INCREDIBLE PUTZ!!! YOU THINK YOUR PLAN OF SOCIALISM, ENTITLEMENTS, SPREADING THE WEALTH AROUND, SPENDING OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT, PUNISHING SUCCESS, THROWING OUR MONEY DOWN A RAT HOLE ON GREEN ENERGY INSTEAD OF DEVELOPING PROVEN FOSSIL FUEL ENERGY RESOURCES, JACKING THE NATIONAL DEBT HIGHER THAN ALL THE PRESIDENTS BEFORE YOU COMBINED AND LEADING FROM BEHIND PLANS ARE THE SHIZZLE…

But…

ROMNEY’S PLANS ARE…FAIRY DUST?????

Oh yes my friends…It IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!

 

9 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. Sen. Reid says that Mitt Romney has shown in one of his tax returns that he was “hiding” money in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands. Well, I am not sure about other people, but if I were to try to “hide” money I would not mention it in my tax return. The point of hiding money is to keep the IRS from finding out about it.

  2. What a complete moron that jerk was to get a free water just to show how wonderfully intolerant he was. The clerk deserves a medal of honor for keeping her peace in the face of such an idiot.
    My wife an I went to the nearest Chic-Fil-A on 8/1/12 to support them. We got to the one in Fairfield, CA at 12:15pm and the lines were out and around the corner- probably 400 people in line. There were every race and diversity of people in line- African Americans, Hispanics, White- even met some missionaries from Kosovo. There was no political pandering- no signs, no hate. Everyone we met were kind, considerate, and polite even after waiting 2 hours in 92 degree weather. Here is what I posted:

    Know what I noticed today while waiting in line patiently with over 400 others for a spicy Chicken sandwich at Chik-Fil-A?

    I noticed:
    No beatings.
    No drugs.
    No defecating on flags or public property.
    No police in riot gear to ‘restrain’ the people.
    No rapes.
    No trash everywhere.
    No freaks with their privates showing in ‘support’ of their cause.
    No hatred, cursing, or anger (except from the ONE protestor trying to pick a fight)

    I saw hundreds of people staing in 92 degree heat, sharing water with the children in line….and talking to each other….while waiting patiently. People from all over the Bay Area- some had traveled over an hour just to get there and wait for two hours to get served.

    People laughing
    People joking
    People clapping
    People connecting
    People respecting each other and the employees of Chick Fil A
    People fed up with where this country is heading and fired up for November.

    That’s the difference between the left and right. Between real Americans and the paid thugs and debauchery of the Occupy movement.

    Morals and Respect.

  3. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Didn’t Harry Reid once say we don’t pay income taxes in America and that if we do it is voluntary and that it is unlike other countries where they take it right out of your check? Check your FB for video. LOL maybe it will play here, I’ll try.

    http://youtu.be/R7mRSI8yWwg

  4. Thank you Craig. We all need a little humor especially to start the weekend. Keeping the pressure on the Liberals releases my tension so, yes, we keep the pressure on.

  5. Great FridayFume, Craig. Right on target! These crapweasels MUST GO!

  6. Amen! I am Fumming Too! Harry Reid REFUSED to Name his so-called Source! He is as big of a LIAR as his Boss, Obama! I am Voting for Mitt Romney! Not my first choice – that was Herman Cain! Those ‘LADIES’ All LIED!OBAMA MUST BE IMPEACHED AND CHARGED! http://www.wasobamaborninkenya.com/ Peace Be Unto You and God Bless! Jane