Craig Andresen

Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen on July 27, 2012 at 7:24 am

Well, here we are…At the end of another week and the beginning of our 2nd year at The National Patriot!!!

Liberals really are the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to absolute stupidity…Aren’t they?

Just when you think they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel…You discover that the barrel has a BASEMENT and a MINE SHAFT under THAT!!!

Why they keep thinking they have to give the SHAFT to the rest of us is quite beyond comprehension but…THEY DO PERSIST…

AND SO DO I!!!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and, you guessed it…

I’m fuming.

Oh, for GOD’S sake!!!

Liberal/socialists are having a COW over Chick-Fil-A!!!!!!

Liberal/socialists and some in the gay community have now labeled Chick-Fil-A as…ANTI GAY!!!

As usual…the libs are LEAPING to FALSE conclusions.

Here’s what Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy said when he was questioned about donating money to a group that advocates against redefining marriage:

“We are very much supportive of the family – the biblical definition of the family unit…We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives.”

DAN CATHY WAS ASKED A QUESTION AND GAVE HIS HONEST ANSWER…AND IF THERE’S ONE THING LIBERALS HATE…IT’S AN HONEST ANSWER!!!

In response, Chicago Mayor, Rahm-A-Lam-A-Ding-Dong bent over backwards to accommodate Alderman Joe Moreno and said that Chick-Fil_A doesn’t share Chicago’s values and that opening a 2nd Chick-Fil-A in Chicago would “be a bad investment.”

This is very surprising as I DIDN’T REALIZE CHICAGO HAD ANY VALUES…unless allowing dead people to vote 3 times and a long history of corruption in government count as values.

THEN…It was Boston Mayor, Thomas Merino’s who stated, “it will be very difficult” for Chick-fil-A to obtain licenses for a restaurant in Boston.”

So…Let me see if I have this…straight…

LIBERALS ARE SOOOOOO TOLERANT THAT THEY WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYONE WHO ISN’T TOLERANT OF EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE TOLERANT OF!!!

Sounds sort of INtolerant to me…

Here is what these liberal/socialist politicians SHOULD be asking.

Does Chick-Fil-A make a good chicken sandwich?

Yep.

Does Chick-Fil-A create local jobs?

Well, at their 1 location in Chicago, they have created 95 jobs so…Yep.

As a private business owner, Does Dan Cathy have the right to donate money to whoever he wants to donate money to?

Yep.

Does he allow gay people to eat in his restaurants?

Yep…except on Sundays, Thanksgiving and Christmas when NOBODY gets to eat there BECAUSE THEY’RE CLOSED!!!

Did Dan Cathy say he is anti gay people???

NOPE!!!

This is exactly WHY the MUPPETS will NO LONGER WORK WITH CHICK-FIL-A and why neither Boston or Chicago wants them and…WHY THE GAY COMMUNITY IS GOING TO STAGE AN OCCUPY KISS-IN AT CHICK-FIL-A RESTAURANTS ON AUGUST 3RD!!!

Apparently, SO desperate are liberal/socialists to find SOMETHING to hammer conservatives on…THEY ARE GOING TO BE PICKETIN’ CHICKEN!!!

A business owner says he is very much supportive of the family – the biblical definition of the family unit…”  and he and his company ARE NOW ENEMY NUMBER 1?????

All I’m sayin is…IF THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHICKEN THE LIBERALS HAVE TO FRY…ALL THEIR OTHER ISSUES MUST BE SOLVED…BUT…TRYING TO DENY A FRANCHISE THE RIGHT TO LOCATE IN A CITY BASED ON THEIR 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO SPEAK FREELY THEIR OPINION…IS CLEARLY AGAINST THE LAW!!!!

Fuming.

Meanwhile…In Las Vegas…

41 year old Ronald Hetzel, BROKE INTO HIS NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE and ATTEMPTED TO KILL HIM BY BEATING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH…

A TOILET SEAT!!!

This will, no doubt, be met with the GNASHING OF TEETH AND HOWLS OF DESPAIR. From liberal/socialists!!!

We await the inevitable…

A 7 DAY WAITING PERIOD AND FULL BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR THE PURCHASE OF TOILET SEATS…THE EVENTUAL BAN ON BUYING 300 COUNT ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER AT SAM’S CLUB…THE CALL FOR AN ALL OUT BAN ON AUTOMATIC…OPENING TOILET SEATS…

AND A U.N. BATHROOM FIXTURE TREATY!!!!!!!

We fully expect Hetzel to PLEAD INSANITY and say he was driven to it by his wife WHO REPEATEDLY THREATENED HIM IF HE DIDN’T PUT THE SEAT DOWN…

If you think I’m over reacting…

According to KOLO-TV, Hetzel was “arrested on suspicion of home invasion, burglary, attempted murder and battery with a DEADLY WEAPON!!!!!”

A…LEAK…from the…OVAL OFFICE…leads us to believe Eric Holder is now walking TOILET SEATS over the border and into the hands of Mexican Drug cartels in something called…OPERATION…”DAYS OF THUNDER!!!!!”

Talk about making a…RUN FOR THE BORDER!!!!

Congressman Issa will open an investigation in what SHOULD be an…OPEN AND SHUT CASE…BUT OBAMA WILL EXERT IMPERIAL PRIVILEGE OVER ALL THE CRAP HOLDER WON’T…LET LOOSE OF!!!

Call me crazy but…I’LL BET THERE ARE MORE TOILET SEAT OWNERS IN AMERICA THAN GUN OWNERS AND NOT ONE SINGLE TOILET SEAT IS REGISTERED!!!

Mayor Bloomberg has GOT to be close to CALLING A PLUMBERS STRIKE UNTIL TOILET SEATS ARE BANNED!!!

And you know what all this means, don’t you???

CHICK-FIL-A IS IN EVEN MORE TROUBLE BECAUSE ALL THEIR RESTAURANTS HAVE BATHROOMS…WITH TOILET SEATS!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Over in Bowling Green Ohio…The City Council wants to…

BAN ALL FORMS OF DISTRACTED DRIVING!!!!!

Ummmm…What if you’re driving by a CHICK-FIL-A on August 3rd?????

DON’T LOOK!!!!!!!!!

The proposed measure would make it ILLEGAL TO DRIVE  “without giving full time and attention to the operation of the vehicle.”

Of course, texting or talking on a cell phone would apply but…What about…

NOTICING A STOP LIGHT OR A STOP SIGN???

LOOKING FOR AN ADDRESS????

PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FLASHING LIGHTS ON A COP CAR BEHIND YOU????

If you’re doing THOSE things…You’re not, giving full time and attention to the operation of the vehicle,” are you???

Liberal/socialist nannies NEVER THINK OF THESE THINGS WHEN THEY COME UP WITH THEIR DUMB AS A DOOR KNOB IDEAS DO THEY???

It also pretty much ELIMINATES DEFENSIVE DRIVING because if you’re paying attention TO THE GUY ABOUT TO RUN INTO YOU…YOU’RE NOT, “ GIVING FULL TIME AND ATTENTION TO THE OPERATION OF THE VEHICLE!!!!!”

If this goes through, I can’t WAIT for the first court case.

“YER HONOR…BY RULE OF LAW, I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO BE DISTRACTED BY THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE WHEEL CHAIR SLOWLY ROLLING OUT FROM BETWEEN 2 PARKED CARS. I WAS GIVING FULL TIME AND ATTENTION TO THE OPERATION OF MY VEHICLE WHICH, YOU’LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW, WAS RUNNING JUST FINE…UNTIL THE VICTIM’S HOVEROUND GOT WEDGED BETWEEN MY FRONT AXEL AND THE OIL PAN.”

I’m FUMING!!

And FINALLY…

We have a new dance craze…THE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST 2 STEP!!!!

It’s easy….IF YOU’RE SPINELESS!!!!

First…YOU LODGE YOUR HEAD FIRMLY UP YOUR KEESTER…

Then…YOU SAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN ACCORDING TO YOUR PERSONAL BELIEFS!!!!!

After that…The EMPEROR’S DICTATORSHIP COMMITTEE issues to you a memo explaining that you MEANT TO SAY SOMETHING QUITE DIFFERENT and that memo proceeds to outline what you NEED TO SAY NEXT…

AND THEN YOU TRY TO TAKE 2 STEPS BACK!!!!!

Obama: “If you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something…there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.”

“If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”

Issue the memo and…

“Those ads taking my words about small business out of context, they are flat-out wrong. Of course Americans build their own businesses. Every day, hard-working people sacrifice to meet a payroll, create jobs, and make our economy run. And what I said was that we need to stand behind them, as America always has, by investing in education and training, roads and bridges, research and technology.”

You see…THAT’S NOT AT ALL WHAT HE SAID OR WHAT HE MEANT BUT…

DANCE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST…DANCE!!!!

Feinstein on national security leaks: “I think the White House has to understand that some of this is coming from their ranks.”

Issue the memo and…..

“I was asked whether the White House might be responsible for recent national security leaks. I stated that I did not believe the president leaked classified information. I shouldn’t have speculated beyond that, because the fact of the matter is I don’t know the source of the leaks.”

Not at ALL what she SAID or MEANT but…

DANCE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST DANCE!!!

Cory Booker: “To me, it’s just we’re getting to a ridiculous point in America. Especially that I know I live in a state where pension funds, unions and other people invest in companies like Bain Capital. If you look at the totality of Bain Capital’s record, they’ve done a lot to support businesses, to grow businesses.”

QUICK…ISSUE A MEMO!!!!!

“I used the word ‘nauseating’ on Meet the Press because that’s really how I feel, when I see people in my city struggling with real issues. I get very upset when I see such a level of dialogue that calls us to our lowest common denominators and not the kind of things that can unify us as a nation and move us forward as a nation.”

NOT WHAT HE SAID AT ALL AND CLEARLY NOT WHAT HE MEANT!!!!!

DANCE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

And…Back to Obama…No. That’s not true, George. Thefor us to say that you’ve got to take a responsibility to get health insurance is absolutely not a tax increase.”

THEN THEY ISSUED A 2400 PAGE MEMO!!!!!!!

DANCE YOU LIBERAL/SOCIALIST 2 STEPPING, LYING, TAX HIKING EMPEROR…DANCE!!!!!!!!!

What makes this all even MORE awkward and LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY is…

WHILE THESE CRANIAL-RECTAL MORONS ARE DANCING ABOUT…THE LIBERAL PUNDIT BAND IS PLAYING THE…”YOU TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT POLKA” AT THE “BLAME IT ALL ON BUSH DANCE HALL!!!!!”

Good GRIEF…

I can’t even BEGIN to tell you how glad I am that it’s FRIDAY because…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

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3 Responses to “Friday Fume”

  1. NanceM Says:

    To the point exactly! Very good article for anyone with common sense to understand. The liberals, of course, won’t get the point at all!
    I would suggest a call for ALL Christians in the vicinity of the planned homosexual display (hello Christian churches????) to beat them to it and surround the building, leaving the doors open to customers of course and making SURE cops are removing any inappropriate displays that might be taken inside the building.

  2. Al Says:

    Only you can write correctly; describe the ass-n-nine conduct of the
    social/liberal/communist usefull and harmfull idiots. Educated idiots: attended eastern established universities, exited knowing no more than when entering

    God bless You

  3. Grumpa Joe Says:

    You hit the nail on the head. Some thing you left out, probably to be politically correct, is the possibility that both mayors may be in non-traditional marriages.
    I also agree 100 percent with your take on toilet seats. I expect to see Harry Reid call the Senate to order to announce a new 2500 page law to ban toilet seats. Nancy Pelosi will make another prediction, “you will have to pass the law to see what is in it.”