Craig Andresen

Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen on July 20, 2012 at 7:15 am

Friends and Patriots…Today is a special Friday!!!

This is our 52nd FUME which means…NEXT Friday is The National Patriot’s 1 year anniversary!!!

Do you KNOW what that means???

THAT means that TOGETHER…We have survived a FULL YEAR’S worth of liberal INSANITY and to celebrate…I left a little video fun for ya at the end of this Fume!!!

So what do you say we strap ourselves in TIGHT and wrap this week up with yet ANOTHER review with ATTITUDE???

If you’re ready…SO AM I!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Say it’s not so…

Guess who’s ready to throw his pants back into the political ring???

ANTHONY WEINER!!!!

That’s right, THE PETER TWEETER wants to run for MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY!!!

Weiner has 4.5 million bucks in his pocket…and probably a roll of quarters…and he’s seriously thinking of running for Mayor or…Public Advocate…Something in the pubic sect…I MEAN…PUBLIC…SECTOR.

Either way, it’s gonna be…hard…and he’s going to have to get a…grip…on his past problems.

Personally, I don’t think there’s any WAY this perv get erected…I MEAN ELECTED…for Mayor or anything ELSE…BASED ON THE NOTION THAT WOMEN ACTUALLY VOTE!!!!!

He’ll probably pull out as soon as he faces any stiff competition anyway.

When it was all going on, before Weiner resigned and disinfected his seat n Congress…He said it was a prank or his Twitter account had been HACKED…

Police at first suspected Lorena Bobbit…..

But Weiner finally came clean and admitted to what he had done at which point, Gary Hart waxed nostalgic about how HE had to use a Xerox machine and a fax to do it back in the day.

The problem Weiner faces IF he decides to run, is that I don’t think even New York will vote for a Mayor that leans that far to the left…

NOT TO MENTION HIS POLITICAL IDEOLOGY!!!

Let’s just hope he doesn’t ask for a STIMULUS check!!!

Fuming.

Over in the Republic of California…San Bernardino has now become the 3rd city in the state to file for bankruptcy.

Gee…Guess why???

It seems they are paying out TONS more in PENSIONS for PUBLIC SECTOR UNION RETIREES than they’re taking IN.

They’re blaming their $45 MILLION dollar shortfall on…Declining tax revenue, growing worker costs, accounting discrepancies and an unemployment rate in the metropolitan area of almost 12 percent.

Ahhhh…Liberal/socialism…

Voters need to look at these California Cities…San Benardino, Mammoth Lakes and Stockton as PRIME EXAMPLES OF WHAT LIBERAL AND UNION CONTROL LEAD TO!!!!

Also on the front page of  BANKRUPTCY WEEKLY…

AMONIX!!!

Yep…ANOTHER solar panel company is going where the sun don’t shine AND…

THEY’RE TAKING MORE THAN $20 MILLION BUCKS OF YOUR MONEY WITH EM!!!

Ummmm…According to liberal wimp, Harry Reid, “Last year, Amonix CEO Brian Robert­son was tragically killed in a plane crash and unfortunately the company was unable to recover from this difficult time. Some people will be tempted to use today’s unfortunate news for political gain. But I am hopeful that the bipartisan support for this project and the public-private partnership that helped make this and many other projects possible will not be degraded by dirty energy supporters for their own profit or political gain.”

REALLY???

THIS COMPANY HAD $20 MILLION OF OUR DOLLARS AND…MORE THAN $130 MILLION IN PRIVATE INVESTORS AND…BECAUSE THE CEO DIED…THE WHOLE THING WENT UNDER AND NOW THE 700 PEOPLE THEY HIRED ARE UNEMPLOYED???

Apparently this fellow was SO loved…Solyndra…Beacon Power and Abound Solar ALSO just couldn’t get over his tragic loss.

Gee wiz Harry…Couldn’t ya find a way to BLAME BUSH???

Given Reid’s assessment…IF I WAS WORKING AT APPLE…I’D BE PRETTY WORRIED RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!

GOOD GRIEF…WHAT ARE THESE LIBERALS GONNA BLAME THE NEXT BANKRUPTCY ON???

This city went under because the cat had kittens?? That green energy company folded because the receptionist had a HANG NAIL???

MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY ARE GOING BANKRUPT BECAUSE OLD PEOPLE JUST WON’T KICK THE BUCKET???

IS THE POST OFFICE GOING BANKRUPT BECAUSE WEINER IS EMAILING HIS “JUNIOR CONGRESSMAN” INSTEAD OF SLAPPING A STAMP ON IT?????

Kind of makes ya wonder where we’d be right now if Obama would have invested OUR money in DRILLING HOLES THAT ENERGY COMES OUT OF INSTEAD OF THE TYPE HE JUST THROWS OUR MONEY INTO???

I’m fuming!

And FINALLY…we go straight to the bottom of the barrel…

OBAMA…

He’s finally lost his last marble.

“You know, there are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me, because they want to give something back. They know they didn’t — look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own.”

“I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.”

Huh??? What???

HELLO McFLY???

Here, we have a guy who CAN’T run on his RECORD because almost everything he’s TOUCHED over the last 3 ½ years HAS FALLEN APART OR STARTED OFF AS A DISASTER AND NEVER GOT BETTER!!!

He can’t run on his plan for the FUTURE because…HE DOESN’T HAVE ONE!!!

So…What’s left???

ATTACKING HIS OPPONENT FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL AND ATTACKING THE AMERICAN DREAM ITSELF…THAT’S WHAT!!!

Yep…Obama’s Runnin’ on EMPTY!!!

Here’s the deal…We KNOW Unemployment is still at 8.2 percent and, on the VERY DAY we discover 34,000 NEW APPLICATIONS FOR UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE…

WE ALSO DISCOVER THAT OBAMA HASN’T MET WITH HIS JOBS COUNCIL FOR 6 MONTHS!!!

Ummm…So what HAS he done over the last 6 months???

HE’S ATTENDED 106 FUND RAISERS FOR REELECTION TO HIS OWN JOB!!!!!!!

Apparently…he wants to be able to PROVE he saved 1 job before this is all over.

He’s Runnin’ on Empty!

The EMPEROR accuses Romney of a FELONY…Why?

BECAUSE HE THINKS ROMNEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL AT RUNNING 2 JOBS…BAIN AND THE OLYMPICS…AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

OBLATHER RUNS ABOUT DEMANDING THAT ROMNEY RELEASE HIS RECORDS…RELEASE HIS RECORDS???

AND WITHIN ONE WEEK…HIS OWN “BIRTH CERTIFICATE…THE ONE HE CLAIMS IS PROOF POSITIVE THAT HE IS A U.S. CITIZEN…..IS PROVEN TO BE A FORGERY!!!!! HEY SKIPPY…WHERE ARE YOUR RECORDS? WHERE ARE YOUR BIRTH RECORDS…YOUR COLLEGE RECORDS…WHAT’S UP WITH YOUR SSN…YOUR SELECTIVE SERVICE REGISTRATION????

He’s Runnin’ on EMPTY!!!

The EMPEROR was campaigning in Texas a couple of days ago and blathering about Romney’s ads which aren’t even PLAYING in Texas and he tells the audience…

“You guys won’t see them, because you’re not considered one of the battleground states — although that’s going to be changing soon.”

RIGHT AFTER HE ORDERS 4 BORDER PATROL STATION IN THAT STATE…CLOSED!!!!!

I’m telling ya…He’s Runnin’ on EMPTY!!!

Last week…the campaigner in chief actually uttered…”Ultimately Mr. Romney, I think, is going to have to answer those questions, because if he aspires to being president one of the things you learn is, you are ultimately responsible for the conduct of your operations, but again that’s probably a question that he’s going to have to answer and I think that’s a legitimate part of the campaign.”

THIS…FROM A PUTZ THAT HAS, FOR 3 ½ YEARS…BLAMED ALL HIS PROBLEMS ON GEORGE W. BUSH…TSUNAMIS…TORNADOES…CONGRESS…AND RICH PEOPLE???????

HE’S BLAMING THE FAST AND FURIOUS INVESTIGATION ON EVERYTHING FROM RACISM TO A WITCH HUNT AND YET…HE HIMSELF…CLAIMS IMPERIAL PRIVILEGE SO NOBODY CAN FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED????

HE’S RUNNIN’ ON EMPTY I TELL YA…RUNNIN’ ON EMPTY!!!!!

And as if ALL THAT wasn’t a BIG ENOUGH week for this IDIOT….He THEN tells BUSINESS OWNERS…

If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.”

THIS SOCIALIST MORON ACTUALLY TOLD BUSINESS OWNERS THAT THEY COULDN’T BE SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT THE GOVERNMENT HELPING THEM!!!!!

Oh sure…because the government builds roads and bridges and did research to build the internet.

HEY…OBOZO…WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT GETS THE MONEY TO DO THOSE THINGS OR…ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER???

THEY GET 70% OF IT FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME SUCCESSFUL AND THE REST OF IT FROM PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BUILT SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES!!!

Look…never mind all the green energy companies the GOVERNMENT, without whom no business could be successful, that are folding up shop…never mind the postal service which is 2 weeks away from default…Amtrak…Social Security…never mind all of that…

THE GOVERNMENT…THAT BASTION OF ASSISTANCE WITHOUT WHICH…NO BUSINESS COULD ACHIEVE SUCCESS…

IS 15 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT AND SINKING FASTER EVERY DAY…

AND THE VERY BLITHERING IDIOT WHO DARES TO TELL BUSINESS OWNERS THAT”IF YOU’VE GOT A BUSINESS – YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT. SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT HAPPEN,” HAS ADDED MORE TO THAT MASSIVE AND GROWING DEBT THAN ALL THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS COMBINED!!!

OH YEAH…HE’S RUNNIN’ ON EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy.

It’s Friday and…HOLY COW…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

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5 Responses to “Friday Fume”

  1. Jane Millar Says:

    Craig. Are you sure we are not brother and sister? I am fuming MAD as well! Obama running on empty is a JOKE!

    He also said yesterday – “Well if I can’t run on my presidency and what I have done or not done, I’ll make stuff up to see if it sticks so that I can win! Americans have showed me that they will support merely because I am black like the majority of them!”

    He is totally illegal to begin with! And they all know yet, they are letting him continue!??? This is what I wrote about that –

    http://lastdaysgirl.wordpress.com/2012/07/14/obama-is-the-first-illegal-president-and-must-go-heres-the-proof/ It’s Sad! But beyond That I AM MAD!

    Peace Be Unto You and God Bless! Jane.

  2. Ratchell Says:

    Hey Odumbo, I cordially invite you to MARS Laundromat to fix an AMERICAN MADE washer with proper tools in a half an hour (hubby does them in his sleep, like cars lol). O wait, its American Made so you have no idea anywho and obviously cant provide anything that says you have been here 50 plus years anyway.

    You didnt see what we had to do to 27 washers and dryers to get them going again AND come up with rent in TWO WEEKS! KMA YA LOSER!!!!

    Fuming aint the word for it Broski :D

  3. Mary B Says:

    THe first fume was hilarious. Kind of hard to read through the tears of laughter, you know.

  4. Bob Foy Says:

    The worst President in the History of The United States and a totally EMPTY SUIT. Great video and right on target.

  5. Tarmangani Says:

    Since Ford, Gates and Jobs had help from the roads, bridges, internet and microchips, how come all of the other people that had access to those same things didn’t start Ford Motors, Microsoft and Apple?

    How about Maobama thinks this is the case because he has never had an original idea of his own. It explains why he never wrote an opinion while editor of the Harvard Law Review. It seems every other editor did.

    But this premise holds true for Obama. He didn’t kill Osama…. someone else did it for him.