It’s that time again friends.
Time to sit back, take that load off your shoulders and let it out.
We’ve survived another week of liberal/socialist mayhem and the only way to keep it from driving us all over the edge, is to have a bit of a laugh.
While there’s no telling WHAT the liberals have in store for us NEXT week, we’ll find a way to make fun of that when the time comes.
For now, it’s Friday and…
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME…AGAIN…JUST EXACTLY WHY WE KEEP FUNDING THE UNITED NATIONS???
Last week, SPECIAL U.N. ENVOY…KOFI ANNAN…said…”My presence here proves that I believe Iran can play a positive role and should therefore be a part of the solution in the Syrian crisis.”
“If we don’t make a real effort to resolve this issue peacefully and it were to get out of hand and spread in the region, it can lead to consequences that none of us could imagine.”
IF IT…WERE…TO GET OUT OF HAND???
REALLY??? HASN’T THAT SHIP ALREADY SAILED??? Assad is massacring his own people BY THE THOUSANDS!!! WHAT LINE DOES KOFI THINK IT HAS TO CROSS BEFORE IT…”GETS OUT OF HAND???”
And if that’s not bad enough…ANNAN says that IRAN has to be “PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!”
That’s gonna work out about as well as when OBAMA said the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD SHOULD HAVE A SEAT AT THE TABLE!!!
IRAN HAS BEEN ARMING ASSAD FOR GOD’S SAKE…AND ANNAN THINKS THEY SHOULD BE A POSITIVE PART OF THE SOLUTION???
Of course…Obama thinks the “solution” to going broke is to spend more money so….
And of course, while THIS is going on…OBAMA IS GETTING READY TO SIGN AWAY OUR 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO THE U.N. via a TREATY which would give…IRAN…A SAY IN WHO CAN OWN A GUN IN THE U.S!!!!!
Wouldn’t it be funny though, if Iran says NO to giving American guns to MEXICAN drug cartels???
Meanwhile…IRAN is testing long range MISSILES that can reach ISRAEL and REFINING THEIR ACCURACY AND KILL STRENGTH!!!
I know it hasn’t occurred to Annan but it sure has occurred to ME that…IRAN AND SYRIA HAVE THE EXACT SAME “SOLUTION” IN MIND AS HITLER DID!!!!
Boy…Ya gotta hand it to the Department of Transportation don’t ya?
This week, they might as well have predicted that Rush Limbaugh will vote for Obama when they decreed…
PIGS CAN NOW FLY!!!
Okay, not on their own which pretty much lets Limbaugh off the hook but…the DOT says Pot Bellied service pigs, service MINIATURE HORSES and SERVICE MONKEYS will now be allowed to fly as passengers on airplanes.
Oh happy, happy joy, joy…
Of course, their OWNERS have to PROMISE the critters won’t POOP during the flight. Like THAT’S gonna work.
WHAT LIBERAL/SOCIALIST JACKASS DECIDED ALLOWING PIGS, HORSES AND MONKEYS ON PLANES WAS A GOOD IDEA???
Kinda sounds like the liberal side of the congressional aisle doesn’t it?
IT’S GONNA BE LIKE FLYING WITH THE DAMN CIRCUS!!!
Imaging…Getting on a plane and having a bunch of pigs and monkeys scattered about the cabin. YOU can’t bring a bottle of MOUTHWASH on board but somebody in a BURQA, claiming to need a SEEING EYE MINI CLYDESDALE…COMES IN AND SITS NEXT TO YA!!!
MR ED…GETS A CASE OF THE FARTS…AT 30 THOUSAND FEET AND THE MONKEY IN 39B STARTS THROWING PRETZELS AT THE PIG WHO THINKS THE LAPTOP BAG YOU STASHED UNDER YOUR SEAT IS THE SEXIEST THING ON 2 WHEELS!!!!
YOU know YOUR friends won’t believe ANY of it so YOU get out your CELL phone…at which point YOU’RE TACKLED BY A SKY MARSHALL!! ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU START YELLING “JESUS CHRIST” OVER AND OVER BECAUSE THE SKY MARSHALL’S ATTACK SQUIRREL HAS RUN UP YOUR PANTS LEG TRYING TO STORE THE NUTS YOU SMUGGLED ON-BOARD FOR THE WINTER!!
NEXT THING YA KNOW…YOU’RE A TERRORIST RELIGIOUS FANATIC ON THE NO FLY LIST BUT…
TRIGGER, PORKEY AND BONZO ARE PILING UP FREQUENT FLYER MILES!!!!
Of course, having a PIG on every flight might render the TSA obsolete…
A month after telling Arizona it would no longer provide support for existing immigration laws there and a week after telling border agents to RUN AWAY AND HIDE OF SOMEBODY FIRES A GUN…
THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS NOW DECIDED TO…
REMOVE 9 BORDER PATROL STATIONS FROM 4 DIFFERENT STATES…TEXAS, CALIFORNIA, MONTANA AND IDAHO!!!!!
Why? WERE THEY NOT RUNNING AND HIDING OR WERE THEY ACTUALLY ENFORCING THE LAW???
It seems as though, all those ILLEGAL ALIENS that are gonna POUR into ARIZONA…NEED THAT I-40 CORRIDOR LEFT UNGUARDED TO GET INTO TEXAS AND LOS ANGELES!!!!!
As for Montana and Idaho…MAYBE HOMELAND SECURITY THINKS THEY MOVED OUR SOUTHERN BORDER SO FAR TO THE NORTH…THEY NOW HAVE TO START CLOSING BORDER STATIONS CLOSER TO CANADA TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING!!!
If this knot headed administration keeps it up…It’s only a matter of time before ILLEGAL ALIENS START DEMANDING EVERYTHING BE PRINTED IN SPANISH…IN QUEBEC!!!!!
If you think having our Olympic uniforms made in CHINA is bad…GIVE OBAMA ANOTHER 4 YEARS AND OUR ATHLETES WILL BE WEARING SOMBREROS, DESIGNED BY RAFAEL LORENZO, IN 2016!!!!!
Janet Napolitano, the head of the Department of Homeland INsecurity told us that our southern border was safer now that at any time in history.
WHAT SHE MEANT WAS THAT IT’S SAFER FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS TO CROSS AND SAFE FROM BORDER AGENTS!!!!
At this rate…Rafting on the Snake River is going to be considered…A MEXICAN CRUISE!!!
Since his slogan, “Forward” doesn’t seem to be working out…I have a new idea for Burritobama…
“A POLLO IN EVERY POT AND A BURRO IN EVERY GARAGE!!!!”
And FINALLY…The EMPEROR says his BIGGEST mistake in his 3 ½ years of OCCUPYING the Oval Office is…
HIS FAILURE TO “TELL A STORY TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT GIVES THEM A SENSE OF UNITY AND PURPOSE AND OPTIMISM, ESPECIALLY IN TOUGH TIMES!!”
Considering everything this moron tell us is PURE FICTION…one really wonders what kind of AMERICAN story he would TELL if only somebody would LOAD ONE INTO HIS TELEPROMPTER!!!!!
HE TELLS US THAT SPENDING OUR MONEY ON GREEN ENERGY IS A GOOD THING AND HE WANTS TO DOUBLE DOWN ON IT!!!
HE TELLS US THAT OBAMACARE WILL SAVE US MONEY AND WE CAN KEEP WHATEVER HEALTHCARE PLAN WE HAVE NOW AND THAT IT WASN’T A TAX!!!
FICTION…FICTION AND FICTION!!!!
HE TOLD US UNEMPLOYMENT WOULDN’T GO ABOVE 8% IF HE SPENT A TRILLION DOLLARS OF OUR MONEY!!!
HE TOLD US HE COULDN’T ENACT THE DREAM ACT ON HIS OWN…THAT HE WOULD HAVE THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY…THAT HE DIDN’T REALLY KNOW REVEREND WRIGHT OR BILL AYERS…THAT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS REAL AND THAT HE WAS AN AMERICAN!!!!!
FICTION, FICTION, FICTION, FICTION, FICTION AND MORE FICTION!!!!!!!!
HE IS DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF PROVIDING A SENSE OF UNITY, PURPOSE AND OPTIMISM AMONG CONSERVATIVES….
TO KICK HIS LYING UN-AMERICAN KEESTER OUT OF OFFICE IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!
IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY TIMES HIS STORIES DELVE INTO THE NON-FICTION CATEGORY IS WHEN HE TELLS OUR ENEMIES WHAT HE WILL DO FOR THEM!!!
I don’t know about you but I’ve had QUITE ENOUGH of FAIRY TALES FROM THE EMPEROR!!!!
This idiot’s problem is NOT that he HASN’T been telling stories…IT’S THAT HE’S TOLD TOO MANY STORIES!!!
To inspire this nation and create a sense of purpose…one would have to BELIEVE this IS the greatest nation on earth and that we ARE exceptional. One would have to believe in the American system and that individuals can do things BETTER than the government.
One would have to BELIEVE in traditional American values and the RIGHT of our military MIGHT.
THIS TWERP TOLD US HE WANTED TO “FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM” AMERICA AND SO FAR…HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TRANSFORM US AWAY FROM EXACTLY WHAT WOULD INSPIRE US AND GIVE US A SENSE OF PURPOSE!!!
WHAT WE NEED IS A LEADER…NOT A STORY READER!!!!!!!
THE SOONER WE GET THIS BLATHERING FOOL OUT OF OFFICE…THE SOONER HE CAN OPEN HIS IMPERIAL LIBRARY AND MOSQUE AND TELL ALL THE STORIES HE WANTS WHILE HE SELLS INSCRIBED COPIES OF SAUL ALINSKY’S “RULES FOR RADICALS” AND PRAYER RUGS IN THE GIFT SHOP!!!!!
It’s Friday all day long and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!