Friday Fume

It’s that time again friends.

Time to sit back, take that load off your shoulders and let it out.

We’ve survived another week of liberal/socialist mayhem and the only way to keep it from driving us all over the edge, is to have a bit of a laugh.

While there’s no telling WHAT the liberals have in store for us NEXT week, we’ll find a way to make fun of that when the time comes.

For now, it’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME…AGAIN…JUST EXACTLY WHY WE KEEP FUNDING THE UNITED NATIONS???

Last week, SPECIAL U.N. ENVOY…KOFI ANNAN…said…”My presence here proves that I believe Iran can play a positive role and should therefore be a part of the solution in the Syrian crisis.”

“If we don’t make a real effort to resolve this issue peacefully and it were to get out of hand and spread in the region, it can lead to consequences that none of us could imagine.”

IF IT…WERE…TO GET OUT OF HAND???

REALLY??? HASN’T THAT SHIP ALREADY SAILED??? Assad is massacring his own people BY THE THOUSANDS!!! WHAT LINE DOES KOFI THINK IT HAS TO CROSS BEFORE IT…”GETS OUT OF HAND???”

And if that’s not bad enough…ANNAN says that IRAN has to be “PART OF THE SOLUTION!!!”

That’s gonna work out about as well as when OBAMA said the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD SHOULD HAVE A SEAT AT THE TABLE!!!

IRAN HAS BEEN ARMING ASSAD FOR GOD’S SAKE…AND ANNAN THINKS THEY SHOULD BE A POSITIVE PART OF THE SOLUTION???

Of course…Obama thinks the “solution” to going broke is to spend more money so….

And of course, while THIS is going on…OBAMA IS GETTING READY TO SIGN AWAY OUR 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO THE U.N. via a TREATY which would give…IRAN…A SAY IN WHO CAN OWN A GUN IN THE U.S!!!!!

Wouldn’t it be funny though, if Iran says NO to giving American guns to MEXICAN drug cartels???

Meanwhile…IRAN is testing long range MISSILES that can reach ISRAEL and REFINING THEIR ACCURACY AND KILL STRENGTH!!!

I know it hasn’t occurred to Annan but it sure has occurred to ME that…IRAN AND SYRIA HAVE THE EXACT SAME “SOLUTION” IN MIND AS HITLER DID!!!!

Fuming!

Boy…Ya gotta hand it to the Department of Transportation don’t ya?

This week, they might as well have predicted that Rush Limbaugh will vote for Obama when they decreed…

PIGS CAN NOW FLY!!!

Okay, not on their own which pretty much lets Limbaugh off the hook but…the DOT says Pot Bellied service pigs, service MINIATURE HORSES and SERVICE MONKEYS will now be allowed to fly as passengers on airplanes.

Oh happy, happy joy, joy…

Of course, their OWNERS have to PROMISE the critters won’t POOP during the flight. Like THAT’S gonna work.

WHAT LIBERAL/SOCIALIST JACKASS DECIDED ALLOWING PIGS, HORSES AND MONKEYS ON PLANES WAS A GOOD IDEA???

Kinda sounds like the liberal side of the congressional aisle doesn’t it?

IT’S GONNA BE LIKE FLYING WITH THE DAMN CIRCUS!!!

Imaging…Getting on a plane and having a bunch of pigs and monkeys scattered about the cabin. YOU can’t bring a bottle of MOUTHWASH on board but somebody in a BURQA, claiming to need a SEEING EYE MINI CLYDESDALE…COMES IN AND SITS NEXT TO YA!!!

MR ED…GETS A CASE OF THE FARTS…AT 30 THOUSAND FEET AND THE MONKEY IN 39B STARTS THROWING PRETZELS AT THE PIG WHO THINKS THE LAPTOP BAG YOU STASHED UNDER YOUR SEAT IS THE SEXIEST THING ON 2 WHEELS!!!!

YOU know YOUR friends won’t believe ANY of it so YOU get out your CELL phone…at which point YOU’RE TACKLED BY A SKY MARSHALL!! ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU START YELLING “JESUS CHRIST” OVER AND OVER BECAUSE THE SKY MARSHALL’S ATTACK SQUIRREL HAS RUN UP YOUR PANTS LEG TRYING TO STORE THE NUTS YOU SMUGGLED ON-BOARD FOR THE WINTER!!

NEXT THING YA KNOW…YOU’RE A TERRORIST RELIGIOUS FANATIC ON THE NO FLY LIST BUT…

TRIGGER, PORKEY AND BONZO ARE PILING UP FREQUENT FLYER MILES!!!!

Of course, having a PIG on every flight might render the TSA obsolete…

I’m fuming.

A month after telling Arizona it would no longer provide support for existing immigration laws there and a week after telling border agents to RUN AWAY AND HIDE OF SOMEBODY FIRES A GUN…

THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS NOW DECIDED TO…

REMOVE 9 BORDER PATROL STATIONS FROM 4 DIFFERENT STATES…TEXAS, CALIFORNIA, MONTANA AND IDAHO!!!!!

Why? WERE THEY NOT RUNNING AND HIDING OR WERE THEY ACTUALLY ENFORCING THE LAW???

It seems as though, all those ILLEGAL ALIENS that are gonna POUR into ARIZONA…NEED THAT I-40 CORRIDOR LEFT UNGUARDED TO GET INTO TEXAS AND LOS ANGELES!!!!!

As for Montana and Idaho…MAYBE HOMELAND SECURITY THINKS THEY MOVED OUR SOUTHERN BORDER SO FAR TO THE NORTH…THEY NOW HAVE TO START CLOSING BORDER STATIONS CLOSER TO CANADA TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING!!!

If this knot headed administration keeps it up…It’s only a matter of time before ILLEGAL ALIENS START DEMANDING EVERYTHING BE PRINTED IN SPANISH…IN QUEBEC!!!!!

If you think having our Olympic uniforms made in CHINA is bad…GIVE OBAMA ANOTHER 4 YEARS AND OUR ATHLETES WILL BE WEARING SOMBREROS, DESIGNED BY RAFAEL LORENZO, IN 2016!!!!!

Janet Napolitano, the head of the Department of Homeland INsecurity told us that our southern border was safer now that at any time in history.

WHAT SHE MEANT WAS THAT IT’S SAFER FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS TO CROSS AND SAFE FROM BORDER AGENTS!!!!

At this rate…Rafting on the Snake River is going to be considered…A MEXICAN CRUISE!!!

Since his slogan, “Forward” doesn’t seem to be working out…I have a new idea for Burritobama…

“A POLLO IN EVERY POT AND A BURRO IN EVERY GARAGE!!!!”

I’m FUMING!!

And FINALLY…The EMPEROR says his BIGGEST mistake in his 3 ½ years of OCCUPYING the Oval Office is…

HIS FAILURE TO “TELL A STORY TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT GIVES THEM A SENSE OF UNITY AND PURPOSE AND OPTIMISM, ESPECIALLY IN TOUGH TIMES!!”

Considering everything this moron tell us is PURE FICTION…one really wonders what kind of AMERICAN story he would TELL if only somebody would LOAD ONE INTO HIS TELEPROMPTER!!!!!

HE TELLS US THAT SPENDING OUR MONEY ON GREEN ENERGY IS A GOOD THING AND HE WANTS TO DOUBLE DOWN ON IT!!!

FICTION!!!

HE TELLS US THAT OBAMACARE WILL SAVE US MONEY AND WE CAN KEEP WHATEVER HEALTHCARE PLAN WE HAVE NOW AND THAT IT WASN’T A TAX!!!

FICTION…FICTION AND FICTION!!!!

HE TOLD US UNEMPLOYMENT WOULDN’T GO ABOVE 8% IF HE SPENT A TRILLION DOLLARS OF OUR MONEY!!!

FICTION!!!

HE TOLD US HE COULDN’T ENACT THE DREAM ACT ON HIS OWN…THAT HE WOULD HAVE THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY…THAT HE DIDN’T REALLY KNOW REVEREND WRIGHT OR BILL AYERS…THAT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS REAL AND THAT HE WAS AN AMERICAN!!!!!

FICTION, FICTION, FICTION, FICTION, FICTION AND MORE FICTION!!!!!!!!

However….

HE IS DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF PROVIDING A SENSE OF UNITY, PURPOSE AND OPTIMISM AMONG CONSERVATIVES….

TO KICK HIS LYING UN-AMERICAN KEESTER OUT OF OFFICE IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!

IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY TIMES HIS STORIES DELVE INTO THE NON-FICTION CATEGORY IS WHEN HE TELLS OUR ENEMIES WHAT HE WILL DO FOR THEM!!!

I don’t know about you but I’ve had QUITE ENOUGH of FAIRY TALES FROM THE EMPEROR!!!!

This idiot’s problem is NOT that he HASN’T been telling stories…IT’S THAT HE’S TOLD TOO MANY STORIES!!!

To inspire this nation and create a sense of purpose…one would have to BELIEVE this IS the greatest nation on earth and that we ARE exceptional. One would have to believe in the American system and that individuals can do things BETTER than the government.

One would have to BELIEVE in traditional American values and the RIGHT of our military MIGHT.

THIS TWERP TOLD US HE WANTED TO “FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORM” AMERICA AND SO FAR…HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TRANSFORM US AWAY FROM EXACTLY WHAT WOULD INSPIRE US AND GIVE US A SENSE OF PURPOSE!!!

WHAT WE NEED IS A LEADER…NOT A STORY READER!!!!!!!

THE SOONER WE GET THIS BLATHERING FOOL OUT OF OFFICE…THE SOONER HE CAN OPEN HIS IMPERIAL LIBRARY AND MOSQUE AND TELL ALL THE STORIES HE WANTS WHILE HE SELLS INSCRIBED COPIES OF SAUL ALINSKY’S “RULES FOR RADICALS” AND PRAYER RUGS IN THE GIFT SHOP!!!!!

Good grief…

It’s Friday all day long and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

7 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. C’mon. It was only a matter of time before we started letting all of the animals on planes. They keep letting Alec Bauldwin on.

  2. Allowing fliers to take pot-bellied pigs, miniature horses and monkeys when boarding commercial flights is a well deserved non issue God imposed abomination on an immoral and perverse society that has willfully rejected the Lordship of His beloved son Jesus Christ, thus allowing the US Government to legalize one abominations after the other such as Separation of Church and State, Affirmative Action, Abortion or Murder on Demand, Pedophilia, Euthanasia, Divorce, Sodomy, Same Sex Marriage, and the Ban imposed by US Supreme Court on the display of the Ten Commandments in Public Schools, Government Buildings, Courts of Law, and Public Events, brace yourself there are more abhorrent abominations coming your way!

  3. TWO TEA PARTY LAWS THAT WOULD PROVIDE JOBS FOR AMERICANS

    E-Verify ‘The Legal Workforce Act’ (H.R. 2885) although just voluntary at this time, is an electronic program operated by the Social Security Administration and Customs and Immigration Enforcement. —The last entity I would listen too is the Liberal Press, who have transferred their loyalty to hard core radical people like socialist George Soros? The mainstream media Editorial reeks of deceit and rhetoric, when it comes to illegal immigration. The progressives in the news media are especially dangerous. The liberals will lie and cheat, no matter the consequences to America. So it is with E-Verify, which they have demonized because, it actually flags illegal immigrants in the workplace and opens up jobs for U.S. citizens and residents. The liberals have been very predominant in using the influence of the press, to erect a barrier against Mandatory E-Verify, except they didn’t reckon on the growing masses of the TEA PARTY. Unlike the two main political parties the TEA PARTY will enforce all laws and statutes pertaining to illegal immigration, whereas the Dem’s and GOP tend to intentionally overlook such state ordinances as Sanctuary Cities and states like California?

    I THINK DEMOCRATS OR REPUBLICANS ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THE TEA PARTY WILL HAVE NO REAL INFLUENCE IN THE OUTCOME OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION? BOTH PARTIES WILL BE PROVED WRONG?

    REMEMBER THE TEA PARTY WILL ENFORCE ‘THE PEOPLE’S’ LAWS. THERE WILL BE NO PLEADINGS FOR ANY CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIEN, NO OBAMA BACKDOOR AMNESTIES, NO DREAM ACTS, NO SANCTUARY CITIES, NO CHAIN MIGRATION. E-VERIFICATION WOULD ALSO BE FULLY ENFORCED WITH STRINGENT PUNISHMENT, FOR THOSE WHO DON’T COMPLY? POTENTIAL PRESIDENT MITT ROMNEY BETTER STAY AWARE OF THE ‘TEA PARTY’ EMPOWERMENT, AS IF HE THINKS OF PLAYING ALONG IN THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION ISSUE, HE WILL BE RECOGNISED AS A FLIP-FLOPPER.

    Even the House Speaker John Boehner has refused to bring up compulsory E-Verify for a House vote. Obviously he and his entrenched colleagues will not allow it anywhere near the Congress, as he and his fellow conspirators are subject to the corporate donations, to keep the old school corrupting our system of government. E-Verify is just one bill that must be passed to save the jobs of millions of low income Americans mainly.

    The Independents, and uncountable numbers of delusional Democrats, Republicans are recognizing that the Lib-Democrats are out to win the grand price in November, but now millions of TEA PARTY people will not fall into their political trap. This is the same with photo ID to vote, who have ruthless personages as U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder and the Kings court caterwauling ‘voter Suppression’, when all the TEA PARTY requests is a fair and equitable election. Surf the internet under ‘Voter Fraud’ and you will discover the hundreds of cases of this diabolical use of our most trusted right of American citizens, being compromised by NON CITIZENS, felons and illegal aliens. This began with inception of canvassing provided by ACORN organization, which signed up just about anybody and were eventually caught and 11 states are resolving this criminal issue.

    Another law that remains quietly concealed from the public is the Rep. Steve Kings THE BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ACT (H.R.140). An astronomical amount of money is being extracted from every taxpaying American that supports the annual arrival of an estimated 400.000 smuggled babies into the United States. They are concealed in their Mother’s womb and once here becomes the taxpayers charge. These females although illegal that once they set foot on American soil, their offspring receive a free delivery, free heath care and a free education, thanks to unfunded mandates handed down by the courts. The only salvation from this misjudged law is to amend the 14th amendment, which an only child with one citizen parent qualifies for instant citizenship. Illegal alien parents are well aware that if they smuggle the unborn child through an international airport terminal or past the U.S. Border Patrol, they are free and clear as the misguided law stands today. In addition the Secure Communities (287G) should stay in place, not rescinded by the Liberal amassing of voices in the department of Justice.

    With only four months to go before D-Day us the voter only has that one slender chance of changing the direction of our country. With the democrats cocooned with the Liberals, the only promise is uncontrolled ‘Tax and Spend’ so elevating the 16 Trillion dollar deficit we owe the rest of the worlds investors. Then under the Republicans, a lesser of the evils, but even so they must be controlled by the TEA PARTY LEADERSHIP.

    Anybody who contradicts the writings in the U.S. Constitution, who is adverse to a real border fence, who is unconcerned about the 20 million plus illegal aliens already here or the harbinger of a further invasion from Central and South America needs to be relieved of their seats in Washington, not excluding the majority of legislators in Congress, state governors as Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, Jerry Brown of California, and Mayors as Rahm Emanuel of Chicago, Antonio Villaraigosa of Los Angeles—all must be replaced by TEA PARTY MEMBERS. All the pro-illegal immigrant law makers are destroying this sovereign country, as they are well aware that illegal aliens vote. That is why Americans, Hispanic, Latin, Black, White Asian and others should join one of the thousands of local chapters of the TEA PARTY. Incidentally there are hundreds of thousands of TEA PARTY women members, with some great leaders amongst them. They should be ready to oversee the elections, including the rampant fraud in the absentee ballot. Around the country the election rolls are crowded with the names of the deceased, others who have moved to a different state. There are many ways our most sacred of rights have been compromised and only the citizen voter can change it.

    Remember under Obama Imperial court we will be paying not only for any person who illegally ventures here, but for millions of Americans who have found it easy, to just live of the taxpayer. Beneath our feet is abundance of wealth in oil, natural gas and coal for energy that President Obama denies us. Those trillions of dollars in excess gallons of crude oil could clearly go to replenish state treasuries and the remainder could be sold to our friends in other countries. Under Obama and decades of environmental zealots, we have not been cut off from our own resources, relying on governments abroad that hate us. Even the abundance of oil from Canada is better than dealing with foreign potentates.

    Attention: Investigation of President Obama’s background history is due to be released by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio on July 17, 2012 and could stun everybody. The upcoming press conference is set to be held at 2:30 p.m. local time at the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office in Phoenix, Arizona, with World Net Daily again providing live streaming video coverage.

  4. Hey Craig, at least with pigs onboard the liklihood of a muslim terrorist parking his/her butt next to us is nil!!!!! Bring on those pigs!

  5. Thanks for the visualization excersize, Craig… Now I have “Coming in from London From over the pole Flying in a big airliner Chickens flying everywhere around the plane Could we ever feel much finer?…” running in my brain and flashbacks to “Jumungi”.

    But, then I watched Harry Reid blathering against the US Olympic team uniforms being made in China… HE’S OUTRAGED! That image of stone-faced Dingy Harry’s devastated expression is overwhelming[!]

    I’ll have to re-read your article AFTER a brief recovery period.

    Is it really Friday? I gotta have some breakfast… 3 hours sleep followed by the above… maybe I should go back to bed and reset my brain… but the flashbacks of Harry throwing pretzels….

  6. What I want to know is … Do the pigs get to sit in 1st class???

  7. Dont forget the burqas in the gift shop…both kinds: country AND western. :P