Craig Andresen

Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen on July 6, 2012 at 7:34 am

Well my friends, we’ve made it through another week. It’s been an odd week with Independence Day smack in the middle of it and while many have hit the road on vacations…Here we sit, at The National Patriot, keeping track of the liberal dipsticks that don’t reach all the way to the oil pan.

Today, we are exactly 4 months from the most important election since 1860 and liberal/socialists are getting desperate.

If we expect nothing more from them we’ll never be disappointed.

It’s Friday, Patriots, and…

I’m fuming.

Hmmm…Down Texas way…it seems that while trying to implement a voter ID law to add validity to the voting there…Texas has hit the Holder ROAD BLOCK.

Well…There’s a shock.

As the case over the Texas Voter ID law heads to court next week, it appears that Holder has employed…

THE CATALIST GROUP…to gather information.

CATALIST has quite the client list. Obama’s 2008 election campaign, the Democratic Governors Association, the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, the American Civil Liberties Union, NARAL – Pro-Choice America Foundation, and the Texas Democratic Trust.

GEE WIZ…WERE ALL THE DOJ’S INVESTIGATORS TOO BUSY DOING AN IN DEPTH INVESTIGATION ON LEAKS COMING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE OR IGNORING THE CONTEMPT CHARGES TO WORK ON KEEPING VOTER FRAUD A SUBSTANTIAL PART OF THE PROCESS IN TEXAS???

Congressman Lamar Smith sent a letter to HOLDER complaining about the partisan effort to squelch the Texas Voter ID law but…

SINCE WHEN HAS HOLDER ACTUALLY READ HIS MAIL???

According to the DOJ…”A Hispanic registered voter is at least 45.6 percent, and potentially 120.0 percent, more likely than a non-Hispanic registered voter to lack (state-issued) identification.”

Is that extra 20% the DEAD Hispanic voters by chance?

The DOJ continues…Hispanics disproportionately lack either a driver’s license or a personal identification card issued by (the state), and that disparity is statistically significant.”

So…Let me get this all straight…

UNDER OBAMACARE…EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE AN OBAMATAX CARD BUT…

MAKING SURE EVERYBODY HAS A PROPER ID CARD TO VOTE IS…RACIST????

Fuming.

In Columbia PA, Prudhommes’s Lost Cajun Kitchen, offers a 10% Sunday discount to any patron who brings in a current Church bulletin!!

NICE!!!

However, at least one ATHEIST is…MAD AS HELL…

Or, at least he WOULD be if he believed in such things because he feels, as an atheist, HE’S BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!!!

According to the Godless John Wollf, who has filed his complaint with the Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission…“I did this not out of spite, but out of a feeling against the prevailing self-righteousness that stems from religion, particularly in Lancaster County. I don’t consider it an earthshaking affair, but in this area in particular, we seem to have so many self-righteous religious people, so it just annoys me.”

Okay…

Good grief…THIS SCHMUCK BRINGS SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP DURING…INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEK???

Um…John…On July 4th 1776…we declared independence from the crown and the very document to that effect clearly states…

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights…”

NONE OF WHICH GIVES YOU…JOHNNY BOY…THE RIGHT TO…NOT…BE ANNOYED!!!!!

Here’s the problem with atheists…

THEY’RE FAR MORE WORRIED ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE’S 10% ON A SUNDAY PLATE OF GUMBO THAT THEY ARE ABOUT THEIR OWN ETERNAL SALVATION!!!

I’m fuming.

Well…Yesterday…the EMPEROR made another campaign swing to Ohio to attempt to woo the blue collar vote.

Ummm…The last time he was there…DOING THE EXACT SAME THING…he flew from Cleveland to New York where, just hours after telling the blue collars he was really one of them…HE ATTENDED A $40,000.00 A PLATE FUND RAISER WITH SARAH JESSICA PARKER, MERYL STREEP AND VOGUE EDITOR, ANNA WINTOUR…TELLING THEM THAT…

“You’re the Ultimate Arbiter of Which Direction This Country Goes.”

So…YESTERDAY…The EMPEROR gets off Air FARCE One…prances across 25 feet of tarmac…

JUMPS INTO HIS CANADIAN MADE GIANT CAMPAIGN BUS…

Because riding in his limo would look pretentious…

AND TOLD OHIO VOTERS THAT MANUFACTURING JOBS ARE COMING BACK!!!

Apparently…not so much BUS manufacturing…

Ummm…REALITY show us that manufacturing has contracted to its lowest level since 2009 and overall, there have been 599,000 manufacturing jobs LOST since the Emperor took the throne and 17,500 of those manufacturing jobs have been lost…IN OHIO!!!!

WHERE IN THE HELL IS THIS GUY SPEAKING???

AT ILLEGALLY OPERATED KOOL-AID STANDS?????

The EMPEROR is also trying to paint Mitt Romney as a jobs outsourcer.

THIS FROM A GUY WHO OUTSOURCED HIS BUS TO CANADA, OUTSOURCED THE ISRAEL/EGYPT PEACE ACCORD TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD, WHOSE VERY OWN JOBS CREATION CZAR OUTSOURCED THE ENTIRE GE X-RAY DIVISION TO COMMUNIST CHINA, OUTSOURCED WEAPONS TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS AND WHO IS TRYING TO OUTSOURCE OUR ELECTIONS TO DEAD AND ILLEGAL ALIENS AND WHO HAS OUTSOURCED THE COUNTING OF OUR VOTES TO SPAIN!!!

I’m FUMING!!!

And finally…

Woe…Thy name is Becky Carney.

Last Monday, in North Carolina, the state legislature was holding their most contentious vote of the entire session.

Earlier, the legislature had voted to ALLOW fracking to retrieve more natural gas from under tera firma but, Governor Bev Perdue VETOED that measure.

You remember Bev Perdue…

Last September, it was BEV who floated a trial balloon on behalf of the Emperor when she blathered, “I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that. You want people who don’t worry about the next election.”

Okay so, because natural gas IS NOT a liberal/socialist high five source of energy BECAUSE we have PLENTY of it underground and it might help us become ENERGY INDEPENDENT…

BEV PERDUE VETOED IT.

Then came the vote to OVERRIDE THAT VETO ON MONDAY NIGHT!!!

As North Carolina legislators cast their votes…It was CLOSE and it CAME DOWN TO ONE…

WITH THE VOTE TIED AND NEEDING JUST ONE MORE VOTE TO ALLOW FRACKING AND JUST ONE MORE LEGISLATOR LEFT TO VOTE…

BECKY CARNEY HIT THE ELECTRONIC VOTING BUTTON ON HER DESK AND CAST THE VOTE THAT WOULD OVERRIDE THE VETO AND ALLOW FRACKING!!!

Oops.

SHE MEANT TO VOTE NO AND HIT THE WRONG BUTTON!!!!

If it wasn’t bad enough that she hit the wrong button, what she did next was even WORSE!!!

From the floor, Carney was heard to say, “Oh, my God…It won’t let me change my vote.”

Carney then asked for a REDO!!!

On this the rules are CLEAR…NO REDO WHEN IT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF A VOTE AND CLEARLY THIS ONE WOULD.

Carney, a typical liberal, feeling that SHE is somehow…SPECIAL and rules SHOULDN’T APPLY TO HER…

THEN ASK FOR THE RULES OF THE NORTH CAROLINA LEGISLATURE BE SUSPENDED…JUST FOR HER…SO THAT SHE COULD RECAST HER VOTE!!!

Well…Speaker Thom Tillis, a REPUBLICAN to whom ruled DO mean something…said…NOPE…to which Carney replied…

“This late at night, tired and an important vote of this magnitude I should have been allowed that courtesy.”

Really?

WAS IT LATE AT NIGHT FOR JUST YOU, BECKY, OR WAS IT LATE AT NIGHT FOR EVERYBODY??

WAS IT JUST YOU, BECKY, WHO WAS TIRED OR…WAS, OH, I DON’T KNOW…EVERYBODY TIRED???

PERHAPS, BECKY, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THE…GREEN BUTTON…MEANT GREEN ENERGY INSTEAD OF A YES VOTE!!!!

So now…when all the BAD things liberals in North Carolina CLAIMED would happen BECAUSE of FRACKING…LIKE THE CREATION OF A BLACK HOLE THAT WILL SUCK IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE…OR WHATEVER THEY BELIEVE…DOESN’T HAPPEN…WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO???

NORTH CAROLINA’S LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BLAME BECKY CARNEY FOR THEIR STATE’S ECONOMY GETTING BETTER, FOR MORE PEOPLE GETTING JOBS…FOR BUSINESSES GROWING AND MORE TAXES BEING PAID…

ALL BECAUSE OF THE PRODUCTION OF…DOMESTIC ENERGY THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

SUCK IT UP AND QUIT YOUR WHINING YOU LIBERAL/SOCIALIST CRY BABY…YOU SCREWED UP AND DID THE RIGHT THING BY MISTAKE…GET OVER IT!!!

Let there be no doubt whatsoever…

It’s Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

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2 Responses to “Friday Fume”

  1. Ratchell Says:

    WOWEE…oopses like this should happen more often…votes at 3AM when coffee pot has called it quits for a nap :P

  2. Tarmangani Says:

    Now, when North Carolina gets an economic and employment boost from fracking and Becky comes up for reelection, this will become one of her “achievements” for her constituents. “It came down to the wire and I did what I knew was right for our state!!”