Craig Andresen

FRIDAY FUME

By Craig Andresen on June 29, 2012 at 7:24 am

Are ya SPINNING?

After this past week if you’re not spinning around on circles you must be DEAD. Of course, if you’re dead…WELCOME TO THE LIBERAL SOCIALIST VOTING ROLLS!!!

Actually, being dead is NO excuse for NOT spinning round and round this week as I am POSITIVE our FOUNDERS are spinning in their collective graves.

My friends, take heart…Today is the day we grip reality by the THROAT and choke the liberal stupidity out of it.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

There was a LOT of…stuff…making BIG headlines this week – and trust me, I’ll get to some of that – but first, there MAY have been a few things that got past you that, in the art gallery of liberal/socialist behavior, should be exhibited.

We’ll start in Colorado where…OH GUESS WHAT…while Supreme Court votes and contempt charges were in play YESTERDAY…Abound Solar…based in Loveland Colorado…

FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY!!!

Here’s a big surprise…

ABOUND SOLAR WENT UNDER WITH $400 MILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR MONEY!!!

Abound Solar become the THIRD solar company to bite the dust with an OBAMA PRODUCED ENERGY DEPARTMENT GUARANTEED LOAN, joining Solyndra and Beacon Power.

As they officially close their doors next week, Abound will send 125 workers to the unemployment line.

Of course, we MUST remember that, in a campaign speech just a few weeks ago, Obama said HE WANTED TO DOUBLE DOWN on clean energy investments BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE PRODUCING THE ENERGY AND JOBS OF THE FUTURE!!!

Ummmm…If that’s true…

WHY IN THE HELL DOES HE KEEP STICKING OUR MONEY WHERE…APPARENTLY…THE SUN DON’T SHINE????

Fuming.

“Throw a Great Party. Host social events where people mix and mingle,” the pamphlet encourages in one of the guides. “Make it fun by having activities, games, food, and entertainment, and provide information about SNAP. Putting SNAP information in a game format like BINGO, crossword puzzles, or even a ‘true/false’ quiz is fun and helps get your message across in a memorable way.”

The quote above is on a website encouraging people to throw and have a BLAST at SNAP parties and it’s aimed at the elderly.

First OF ALL…one should never say “snap” TO SOMEONE WHO’S BONES ARE MORE BRITTLE THAN KINDLING and second off…WHAT THE HECK IS…”SNAP???”

Well, let me tell you…

“SNAP is the…Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.

THAT’S FOOD STAMPS!!!!

Here’s the BEST part…Oh YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS…

In an effort to get more old people ON food stamps…THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS POURING $3 MILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR MONEY INTO THIS AD CAMPAIGN!!!

Liberal/socialists will be QUICK to tell you that George W. Bush used taxpayer money to promote food stamps but what they DON’T want you to know, is that…

UNDER OBAMA…THE AMOUNT OF TAXPAYER MONEY USED TO ADVERTISE AND PROMOTE FOOD STAMPS HAS GONE UP…100%!!!!!

Now…1 OUT OF 7 PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ARE USING FOOD STAMPS AND…WITH THE FOOD STAMP AIR CARD…THEY CAN BUY WHATEVER THEY WANT FROM FOOD…TO CIGARETTES…TO BOOZE…AND YEP…EVEN BIG SCREEN TV SETS!!!

That’s right friends…THEY CAN GET CASH AND…

YOU ARE THE ATM!!!!!!!

Obama’s being VERY diverse isn’t he?

HE’S GOT YOUNG PEOPLE FEELING ENTITLED TO FREE BIRTH CONTROL AND OLD PEOPLE HOOKED ON FOOD STAMP AIR CARD ENTITLEMENTS!!!

NOW IF HE CAN GIVE AWAY VIAGRA THAT YOU PAY FOR…

HE CAN COMBINE THE TWO DEMOGRAPHICS!!!!!

I’m fuming!!

Of course…Liberal/socialist mental disease is not the SOLE property of the GOVERNMENT…

It also addles the minds of individuals…like Daniel Collins over in Teaneck New Jersey.

Old Daniel, apparently, has had an ongoing dispute with one of his neighbors concerning…

Excessive noise.

Just a few days ago…it seems, Collins had finally had ENOUGH.

Collins, who IS 72 YEARS OLD…

RUSHED OUT OF HIS APARTMENT AND THREATENED HIS 47 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR…

WITH A GUN!!!!

So…what exactly did his neighbor DO to make so much NOISE that Collins PULLED A GUN ON HIM???

HE FARTED!!!!!

Which begs the question…

EXACTLY WHAT HAD THIS BUTT BLASTING NEIGHBOR BEEN EATING?????

According to the cops…Collins threatened his HOWITZER keestered NEIGHBOR WITH A 32 CALIBER REVOLVER telling him he would “PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD” and the charges are, aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm, and making terroristic threats.

MAYBE THE OLD FART SHOULD HAVE USED HIS FOOD STAMP AIR CARD TO BUY SOME EAR PLUGS AND A SOUND PROOF DOOR!!!!!

I am, apparently…not the only one…Fuming!!!

And finally…

We come to the headliners of the week…Obama and Holder.

First…Holder…WHO YESTERDAY WAS FOUND IN BOTH CRIMINAL AND CIVIL CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS!!!

Amid the wailing and gnashing of liberal/socialist teeth and cries of RACISM…RACISM…and IT’S A POLITICAL STUNT…IT’S A POLITICAL STUNT…the Congressional BLACK Caucus (except of course, Allen West) and a number of other liberal Members of the House…

GOT UP AND WALKED OUT IN PROTEST!!!

Well…at least there was nothing racial or politically stuntish about THAT….

Anyway…

Holder, who was in New Orleans as the votes went down, and LIBERAL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS RAN AWAY…ran to the nearest microphone to be very DISMISSIVE of the entire process stating it was all, “the regrettable culmination of what became a misguided — and politically motivated — investigation during an election year.”

Ummm…EXCUSE ME YOU TWIT…

THIS INVESTIGATION CAME TO THIS POINT IN AN ELECTION YEAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN REFUSING TO COMPLY WITH THE CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE FOR 18 MONTHS!!!

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT, HAD YOU TURNED OVER WHAT WAS SUBPOENAED…WHEN…IT WAS SUBPOENAED…NOT ONLY WOULD NONE OF THIS HAPPENED IN AN ELECTION YEAR BUT…

YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH CONTEMPT REGARDING FAST AND FURIOUS IN…ANY YEAR!!!!!

And naturally, Pelosi just HAD to insert HERSELF into the mix by stating…

“What the Republicans are doing with this motion … is contemptible. This is something that makes a witch hunt look like a day at the beach. It is (the) railroading of a resolution that is unsubstantiated by the facts, based on a false premise.”

Ummm…So…IT’S CONTEMPTIBLE TO CHARGE SOMEONE WITH CONTEMPT WHO HAS CLEARLY SHOWN CONTEMPT TOWARDS A CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE?????

THE ONLY REASON THERE ARE NO FACTS TO SUBSTANTIATE THINGS…YOU NITWIT…IS BECAUSE HOLDER WON’T TURN OVER THE DOCUMENTS WHICH CONTAIN ALL THE FACTS!!!!!

AND IF I WERE HER…I CERTAINLY WOULDN’T BE USING THE PHRASE…”WITCH HUNT”… IN FRONT OF CAMERAS!!!!!!

Do ANY of these people know what the word…CONTEMPT…means?????

AND…Emperor Obama….

HOW LONG DID THIS LYING SACK OF MUD TELL US THAT OBAMACARE WAS NOT A TAX???

Pretty much from the day he took office all the way up to the day HIS SOLICITOR GENERAL ARGUED IT WAS INDEED A TAX IN FRONT OF THE SUPREME COURT!!!!

Guess what…

It’s not A tax…

IT’S 21 TAXES…12 OF WHICH TAKE AIM DIRECTLY AT THE MIDDLE CLASS…WHO THE MUD SACK SAID HE WOULD NEVER TAX!!!!!!!

“It’s not a tax.”

“It’s definitely not a tax.”

“It’s absolutely NOT a tax.”

HEY YOU LOP EARED MORON…IT’S 21 DIFFERENT TAXES…ISN’T IT???

IT’S NOW THE LARGEST SINGLE TAX BILL IN AMERICAN HISTORY AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO POSSIBLE WAY HE CAN BLAME THIS ON BUSH…TSUNAMIS, EARTHQUAKES OR THE WILDFIRES IN COLORADO!!!!!

Oh…by the way…IN AN EFFORT TO BE IDENTIFIED WITH A DISASTER NOT OF HIS OWN MAKING…THE EMPEROR WILL BE IN COLORADO SPRINGS TODAY TOURING THE DEVASTATION!!!

Let’s hope there aren’t any flare ups around there because…

AS LONG AS AIR “FARCE” 1 IS IN THE AREA…THE FIRE SUPPRESSION PLANES CAN’T GET IN THE SKY!!!

I’M NOT SURE HAVING A GUY WHO KEEPS POURING FUEL ON THE FIRE ANYWHERE NEAR COLORADO IS A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

But…I digress…

Look…If the EMPEROR wants to preside over…

ONE COMPANY AFTER ANOTHER GOING BANKRUPT AFTER BEING HANDED HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY WHILE STATING HE WANTS DO DOUBLE DOWN ON THOSE…”INVESTMENTS…WANTS TO PRESIDE OVER THE DOUBLING OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS SPENT ON ADVERTISING A PROGRAM THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO BUY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THEY WANT WITH FOOD STAMPS…

WANTS TO STAND BEHIND AN APPOINTMENT WHO HAS NOW BEEN VOTED IN CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS BY A HOUSE COMMITTEE AND THE FULL HOUSE BOTH CRIMINALLY AND CIVILLY…EVEN BY MEMBERS OF HIS OWN LIBERAL/SOCIALIST PARTY…

AND…

PRESIDE OVER THE LARGEST TAX HIKE IN THE 236 YEAR HISTORY OF THIS NATION…WHILE UNEMPLOYMENT REMAINS ABOVE 8% AND THE NATIONAL DEBT SOARS TO EPIC LEVELS…

WHILE HE RUNS FOR REELECTION….SPOUTING ABOUT NEEDING MORE TIME TO FINISH WHAT HE STARTED…

WELL…HELL…

BRING IT!!!!!!!

Oh good Lord…It is FRIDAY and…

HOLY CRAP…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!

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5 Responses to “FRIDAY FUME”

  1. Sam Says:

    People of this Country are total Morons’ as they don’t even know that, Taxation under the Original Constitution is Illegal ! It took a Crooked Jewish President in 1913 , to write in a Tax amendment which was to be removed after WWI. The Government became Greedy and has kept it in the Constitution ever since ! It is High time we take up arms, Clear out the corrupt in Washington, and Restore our Constitution back to it’s Original state !

  2. Eva Kolosiek Says:

    ROFLMAO!

  3. Mark Brown Says:

    ” CRAIG THAT WAS VERY WELL SAID” LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER! CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS IS A GENIUS. ANY QUESTION’S FROM THE LEFT WING MORON DOUCHE BAGS PLEASE CALL 1-800-TED NUGENT!

  4. Leticia Says:

    I am still spinning, fuming and in total shock. I was very disappointed how Roberts turned on his fellow Republicans and voted with the most liberal judges.

    It’s not over, the Tea Party is gearing up for war. And so are the patriots of Americans for Prosperity.

    Yesterday was a huge wake-up call, however, some liberals seem to think this was a victory, when in reality, they will be in the same boat as the rest of paying higher taxes and struggling to keep food on our tables.

    The Constitution was stomped on yesterday. Shame on them all.

  5. House of Kell Says:

    IF we couldn’t laugh at this asshole (obama) and his cohorts, we’de surely have gone insane by now!

    The phrase ‘talking out of both sides of your ass’ comes to mind, whenever I think about anything, any of them have ever said!!!

    But, 1984 WAS a warning, we chose to ignore it and today we either pay for that or fight it…no other options available!

    1984 was the warning, Atlas Shrugs IS the solution to the problem…