Craig Andresen

Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen on June 22, 2012 at 7:14 am

GEEEEEZ…What a week.

I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.

November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.

It’s called…FRIDAY…and my friends…

I’m fuming!!!!

We start today, in the Asylum by the Bay…San Francisco!!!

This will be the home of next year’s, America’s Cup yacht race but….before they unfurl their SAILS…

SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW has agreed to spend…$150,000.00 of TAXPAYERS money to find out whether or not…

THE SAIL BOATS SCARE BIRDS IN THE BAY!!!!!

Ummmm…THEY’RE BIRDS!!!

THEY GET SCARED IF YOU SNEEZE!!!

Not only that but, these BIRD BRAINS will ALSO spend $75,000.00 on ATTORNEYS to make sure it all done legally!!!

Correct me if I’m wrong but…since birds can’t talk, how will anybody actually know if they’re SCARED or if they are just…annoyed?

UNLESS THEY’RE EMUS, PENGUINS, OSTRICHES OR SOME OTHER GROUNDED FOWL…which would DROWN (EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS) if they were IN THE BAY…CAN’T THEY JUST…OH, I DON’T KNOW…FLY OUT OF THE WAY???

For the love of GOD…don’t tell these liberal IDIOTS that there are…FISH in the bay…

The cost of finding out if yachts scare the hell out of Halibut could exceed the NATIONAL DEBT!!!

Fuming.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Yesterday…ERIC WITHHOLDER showed his CONTEMPT for the Committee which held him in CONTEMPT!!

Of the man who Chairs that committee, WITHHOLDER states that Issa, “has chosen to use his authority to take an extraordinary, unprecedented and entirely unnecessary action, intended to provoke an avoidable conflict between Congress and the Executive Branch. This divisive action does not help us fix the problems that led to this operation or previous ones and it does nothing to make any of our law enforcement agents safer.”

Well…I suppose had Issa LET YOU GET AWAY WITH LYING, OBSTRUCTING THE INVESTIGATION, WITHHOLDING MORE THAN 70,000 DOCUMENTS, EMAILS AND MEMOS…the contempt charges were…avoidable.

Eric WITHHOLDER also make another VERY interesting point…”This divisive action does not help us fix the problems that led to this operation or previous ones and it does nothing to make any of our law enforcement agents safer.”

One has to wonder…JUST EXACTLY HOW IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO FIX THE PROBLEM WHEN YOU WON’T TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED TO BEGIN WITH???

Then…Eric the NOT SO GREAT made THIS unbelievable statement…

“It’s an election-year tactic intended to distract attention – and, as a result – has deflected critical resources from fulfilling what remains my top priority at the Department of Justice: Protecting the American people.”

BY ARMING MEXICAN DRUG LORDS WITH THOUSANDS OF WEAPONS??????

Naturally…liberal/socialist BED WETTERS are prancing to any available microphone to state that this entire investigation is politically motivated but what they CAN’T seem to agree upon is whether it’s a WITCH HUNT or a FISHING EXPEDITION.

BUY SOME RUBBER SHEETS!!!!

They also claim that their Emperor’s Imperial Privilege should NOT be challenged.

Funny…THEY SURE DIDN’T FEEL THAT WAY WHEN NIXON IMPLEMENTED EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE AND IF MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY…NOBODY DIED IN WATERGATE!!!

In Fast and Furious however…THE BODY COUNT IS OVER 200 INCLUDING AGENTS BRIAN TERRY AND JAMIE ZAPATA!!!!!

The liberal/socialist element is also now QUITE concerned over the COST of the investigation…ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Ummmm…SOLYNDRA? THE CHEVY VOLT?? A 15 TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT??? NO BUDGET IN 3 YEARS???

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD…THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE SPENDING 150k TO FIND OUT IF SEA PIGEONS GET SCARED BY SAIL BOATS!!!

Here’s the deal…ERIC WITHHOLDER IS IN CONTEMPT…WE CAN’T KEEP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN IF WE DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED TO BEGIN WITH…WITCHES OR FISH OR THE POLITICS OF EITHER IS IRRELEVANT BECAUSE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BORDER ARE GETTING KILLED…BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS ARE WILLING TO PUT A PRICE TAG ON PEOPLE’S LIVES!!!

As for the birds in the Bay…IF YOU CAN FIND A GUN WE HAVEN’T GIVEN TO A MEXICAN DRUG LORD…SHOOT THE SEA PIGEONS ROAST EM AND TELL THE SNOOTY YACHT YAHOOS IT’S SQUAB!!!!

I’m fuming.

Meanwhile…our CONSTITUTIONALLY CONSTIPATED Emperor, who can’t pass ANYTHING according to our FOUNDING DOCUMENTS has decided that the best way to fix our drowning jobs market IS TO OPEN THE FLOOD GATES and pour 800,000 ILLEGAL ALIENS into the mix!!!

Of course, only 9 months ago, the Emperor said he could enact the Dream Act himself because THERE WERE LAWS ON THE BOOKS PREVENTING THAT KIND OF ACTION AND THE CONSTITUTION PREVENTED IT…

Really?

Constitution? Laws??

Last Friday, the Emperor essentially stated…”WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING CONSTITUTION…”

Now, by Imperial decree…THE OFFSPRING OF ILLEGAL ALIENS UNDER THE AGE OF 30 WILL BE GIVEN WORK VISAS AND WILL BE ALLOWED TO STAY…for 2 years…BUT THIS ISN’T PANDERING TO A VOTING BLOCK IN AN ELECTION YEAR…OH NO…CLEARLY IT’S NOT THAT!!!

The Emperor told us that, “These are young people who study in our schools, they play in our neighborhoods, they’re friends with our kids, they pledge allegiance to our flag. They are Americans in their heart, in their minds, in every single way but one: on paper.”

HEY…YOUR IMPERIAL POOBAHNESS…AREN’T THESE THE SAME KIDS THAT YOU AND YOUR PARTY OF VILLAGE IDIOTS KEEP TELLING US ARE SO OFFENDED AT THE SIGHT OF…AN AMERICAN FLAG…AT A SCHOOL THAT ANY KID…WITH PAPERS…SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR DISPLAYING ONE???

Yep…This is the very same Emperor who, for the past 3 years, has bragged that he has DEPORTED more illegal aliens than any administration before his who is now…REFUSING BY DECREE TO DEPORT NEARLY 1 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!

Is it just me or…does it seem that the closer SHERIFF JOE GETS TO THE TRUTH…THE MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE GONNA GET A FREE PASS FROM THE EMPEROR???

I’m FUMING!!

Finally…

While we’ve all be watching the Obama and Holder trash the Constitution and a Congressional Committee…

There’s been a little something going on at the Pentagon.

The Emperor, AGAIN BY DECREE, has ORDERED the MILITARY to celebrate…

“ LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL AND TRANSGENDER PRIDE MONTH!!!!”

Oh yes…every June will be “ LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL AND TRANSGENDER PRIDE MONTH” in our military.

Right now, there are…MAYBE…2 or 3 percent of those in uniform who fall into that category but…EVERYBODY IN UNIFORM HAS TO CELEBRATE THEM FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH????

It’s only a matter of time before, in the month of June, the snappy, “SIR, YES SIR” military reply will be replaced by…

“FAAAABULOUS!!!”

Navy recruiting posters will feature the guy from the Village People and the words…

“JOIN THE NAVY AND WE’LL MAKE YOU A…REAR ADMIRAL!!!”

Can SOMEBODY please tell me exactly how many WOMEN who were born as MEN and are flying combat missions are dating MEN who were born as WOMEN and are now driving tanks???

The 97 or 98 percent of those in the military who have remained the same gender they were when they were born and date the OPPOSITE sex DON’T GET EVEN A SINGLE DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR WHO AND WHAT THEY ARE…BUT…

THE FEW…GET TO BE PROUD…FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH!!!

Oh…it doesn’t stop THERE…

Leon Panetta has ALSO decreed that the military will NO LONGER BE ISSUED!!!

BIBLES!!!

That’s right…because of some liberal/socialist ATHEIST moron filing a LAW SUIT…

ALL MILITARY EDITIONS OF THE BIBLE HAVE BEEN ORDERED, BY THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE…

REMOVED FROM ALL BASE EXCHANGE CENTERS!!!!

Ummm…we ARE still passing out copies of the Koran in GITMO aren’t we? I mean…We can’t issue an edict banning THAT!!!!!

JUST YOU WAIT…IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THIS ADMINISTRATION QUITS HANDING OUT BULLETS TO THE ARMY BECAUSE THEY ARE DEEMED “OFFENSIVE” TO THE ENEMY!!!!!

BASICALLY, WHAT THIS EMPEROR IS SAYING IS…WE DON’T WANT ANYBODY CLINGING TO THEIR GUNS AND BIBLES PROTECTING OUR FREEDOM BUT…

BY ALL MEANS…BRING ON THE GAY, LESBIAN, BISEXUAL, TRANSGENDERED KORAN THUMPERS AND THEIR ACLU LAWYERS…

AND JOIN THE MILITARY TODAY!!!

HELL…TOSS IN AN ILLEGAL ALIEN WITH A HEALTHY DISDAIN FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND A LOVE OF PLAYING GOLF…

YOU CAN BECOME THE MILITARY’S COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!!!!!

Oh, MAN…It is DEFINITELY Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!

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2 Responses to “Friday Fume”

  1. Rudy McGillvray Says:

    You see, he doesn’t know how to be a PRESIDENT, so he’s busy buying votes, or trying to, that he can’t govern anything, much less follow the Constitution. He thinks he has a Mandate from a Super Majority of Americans that he can do to us, anything he wants. His next trick is to try to buy the votes of Pot Smokers, by attempting to ‘legalize’ it in various areas of the US.
    There is good reasons for doing so, but buying votes is not one of them: Also there are many conservative pot smoking people out there who would rather see him go down to an ignominious defeat, keep marijuana illegal than see him win an election!!!

  2. Rudy McGillvray Says:

    BTW I’m one of those intelligent pot smokers who want to see the back of Ob(l)ama leaving the White House in DEFEAT!!!