What a week. I have to admit…I’m a little dizzy from all the liberal spin this week.
While these KNOT HEADS chase their own tails at warp speed, I have to sit by WATCHING them.
Don’t these nuts know they can kiss their own butts without the whirling rampage? Honestly, I never know whether to be completely appalled or mildly entertained by it all.
I suppose, a little of both. Oh well…It IS Friday and either way…
So…There was Eric Holder, appearing in front of a Senate hearing a few days ago, where he actually said that he was showing consistent values and…
“I STUCK TO MY GUNS.”
Look…maybe it’s just me but…IF HE HAD STUCK JUST A LITTLE CLOSER TO HIS GUNS…HE’D KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW…WOULDN’T HE?????
It seems to me that if this moron would PART with about 72,400 documents, memos and emails AS QUICKLY AS HE DID WITH THOSE GUNS….Congress wouldn’t be heading FAST AND FURIOUSLY TOWARD CONTEMPT CHARGES!!!
Now, the head of the DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE wants to cut a deal with Issa…What did he call it…Oh yeah…
A SHOW OF GOOD WILL!!!
I think that ship has already sailed.
He’s ALSO calling the idea of PICKING AND CHOOSING WHAT HE WILL HAND OVER TO THE COMMITTEE…AN EXTRAORDINARY ACCOMMODATION!!!
In trying, at the very last minute, to prove he is NOT showing contempt for Congress…HOLDER IS ACTUALLY SHOWING MORE CONTEMPT FOR CONGRESS!!!
At this point, what would be extraordinary…WOULD BE FULL COMPLIANCE WITH THE SUBPOENAS!!!!
Good grief…Speaking of hearings…Issa was involved in a House Oversight Committee hearing with the Labor Department where he attempted to discover what this goofy administration classifies as a Green Job.
REP. ISSA: Does someone who sweeps — does someone who sweeps the floor in a facility that makes solar panels, is that a green job?
MS. OATES: Solar? I’ll give that to –
REP. ISSA: To Galvin?
MS. OATES: — if you don’t mind.
MR. JOHN GALVIN: We define — we have a two-part definition –
REP. ISSA: We already had the briefing on that. So just answer the question. If you’re sweeping the floor in a solar panel production facility, is that a green job?
MR. GALVIN: If you ask me for the number of health care jobs in the United States, I’ll give you the employment from the health care industry.
REP. ISSA: Look, Mr. Galvin –
MR. GALVIN: — nurses and doctors –
REP. ISSA: You did not want to come here as a witness. You are not a delighted witness. So let’s go through this.
I asked you a question. You know the answer. Would you please answer it.
If you sweep the floor in a solar panel facility, is that a green job?
MR. GALVIN: Yes.
That’s how it started and on and on it went. Not surprisingly, nearly every job you can imagine is classified as a green job…
REP. ISSA: OK. I apologize. The real last last is, how about an oil lobbyist? Wouldn’t an oil lobbyist count as having a green job if they are engaged in advocacy related to environmental issues?
MR. GALVIN: Yes.
NO WONDER OBAMA THINKS HE’S “CREATED” SO MANY GREEN JOBS…HE’S JUST RECLASSIFYING REGULAR JOBS.
HERE’S SOME BREAKING NEWS…CALLING A BIRD A FEATHERED FLYING 2 LEGGED CREATURE DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE CREATED A NEW SPECIES!!!
Of course…One can easily see what leads to this obtuse mentality if you look at this week’s cover of Time magazine.
Yep…That’s what passes for LIBERAL LOGIC!!!
I guess that means…I’M AN AIRLINE PILOT…JUST NOT LEGALLY!!!
MAYBE YOU’RE A BRAIN SURGEON…JUST NOT LEGALLY!!!
This is EXACTLY why Holder doesn’t want any VOTER ID LAWS and is SUING Florida for trying to take THOSE WHO THINK THEY’RE AMERICAN’S…JUST NOT LEGALLY…FROM THEIR VOTER LISTS!!!
Holder let guns walk over the border…JUST NOT LEGALLY!!!
Tony Rezko helped Obama buy his first home…JUST NOT LEGALLY!!!
CHARLIE RANGLE WENT ON CORPORATE SPONSORED JUNKETS…JUST NOT LEGALLY!!!
ELIZABETH WARREN IS A CHEROKEE INDIAN…JUST NOT LEGALLY!!!!!
Here’s a good question…WHY ISN’T OBAMA IN THAT COVER SHOT???
Okay liberal/socialists…YOU have an ABSOLUTE IDIOT running for president.
This has been a BANNER week for the fool on the hill and I don’t even know WHERE to begin.
Earlier this week, apparently fearing he hasn’t been getting enough AIR TIME…ol’ AIR HEAD held a press conference. YOU DON’T HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NEW TO SAY!!!
Well…okay…he had something new…HE SAID THE PRIVATE SECTOR’S DOIN’ FINE!!!!!
The PUBLIC sector…well…THAT could use a WHOLE lot more government assistance. MORE FIRE FIGHTERS…MORE POLICE…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MORE TEACHERS!!!!! We must make GOVERNMENT bigger!!!
HEY…YER HIGHNESS…THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS NOT…I REPEAT, NOT…DOIN’ FINE!!! WE’RE JUST BARELY HANGING ON OUT HERE!!!! The public sector, with their taxpayer-funded pensions, their tenure, their union protection and inflated salaries…THEY SEEM TO BE DOIN’ OKAY!!!
Of course, later that same day…the blather master had to WALK IT BACK!!! Oh wait…NO HE DIDN’T!!! IN HIS CLARIFICATION HE SAID THAT THE ECONOMY IS NOT DOING FINE BUT HE COMPLETELY FORGOT TO CORRECT THE PART ABOUT THE PRIVATE SECTOR!!!
Okay…a few days later…THE ANOINTED ONE GETS HIMSELF ALL PUFFED UP BY TELLING A ROOM FULL OF GIDDY BRAIN-DEAD DONORS THAT THE ECONOMY IS ALL BUSH’S FAULT. To make his point…O-BOTHER CREATED AN ANALOGY WHERE SOMEBODY WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT JUST AS SOMEBODY ELSE WHO HAD A BIG STEAK DINNER AND A MARTINI LEAVES AND STICKS THE NEW COMER WITH THE BILL!!!!!
Listen you liberal/socialist lint bag…IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE THAT ANALOGY…EVEN THOUGH IT’S COMPLETELY WRONG…DON’T GO AND DO WHAT YOU DID THE NEXT DAY!!!
The Next day…
There sits the Emperor…having lunch with 2 military guys and a couple of barbers who HE claims he wants to help him with his economic plan or some bazaar thing…AND AFTER RUNNING UP A $55.38 TAB…WONDER BOY GETS UP AND WALKS OUT OF THE BBQ JOINT…WITHOUT PAYING HIS BILL!!!!!!!
Somewhere, in Texas, George W. is still laughing.
THEN…JUST TO ROUND OUT HIS GREATEST WEEK EVER…
O-GIVE-ME-A-FREAKIN’-BREAK……Gives a speech in CLEVELAND, OHIO. During that speech…SOLYNDRA BOY actually said HE WANTS TO DOUBLE DOWN ON GREEN ENERGY INVESTMENTS!!!
DOES THAT MEAN HE WANTS TO THROW TWICE AS MUCH MONEY DOWN A RAT HOLE AS HE HAS IN THE LAST THREE YEARS OR…DOES HE MEAN HE WANTS TO SEE TWICE AS MANY GREEN ENERGY COMPANIES SUCK UP OUR MONEY AND GO BANKRUPT???
Naturally, he couldn’t shut his pie hole without telling the assembled robe-kissing crowd that HE AND ONLY HE CAN IDENTIFY WITH THE COMMON MAN…HE UNDERSTANDS THEIR PLIGHT, HE GETS IT BUT THAT RICH ELITIST ROMNEY IS COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH!!!
Oh, how the Ohio gathering of socialists DID applaud.
AS SOON AS HE SPOKE HIS LAST WORD…THE PANHANDLING PANDERER JUMPED INTO AIR FORCE 1 AND JETTED OFF TO NEW YORK…
HE ATTENDED A FUND RAISING DINNER…BECAUSE…APPARENTLY…50 OF THE COMMON FOLK IN NEW YORK CAN AFFORD TO SPEND $40,000 PER PLATE TO EAT DINNER WITH THE FUND RAISER IN CHIEF…SARAH JESSICA PARKER AND THE WOMAN WHO INSPIRED…THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA!!!!!
WHILE ROMNEY MADE A FORTUNE LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM…OBAMA IS HAVING OTHER PEOPLE’S FORTUNES HANDED TO HIM WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!
IF WORDS WERE A SHOVEL…OBAMA WOULD BE HALF WAY TO CHINA BY NOW AND ANYONE WITH A LICK OF INTELLIGENCE WOULD HAVE STOPPED DIGGING A LONG, LONG TIME AGO!!!
The REALLY sad part of all of it is that, to LIBERAL/SOCIALIST VOTERS…DEAD VOTERS…VOTERS WHO ARE AMERICANS JUST NOT LEGALLY AND VOTERS WHO VOTE SEVERAL TIMES IN A SINGLE ELECTION…EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND DOES MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!
It’s the Forrest Gump syndrome…STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!!!!!
Oh boy…It’s a darn good thing it’s Friday because…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!