I have DONE it! Once again I have survived a week’s worth of liberal/socialist insanity and I certainly hope you have also.
It was close though and had it not been for Governor Walker…I might have gone screaming into the night. Walker’s big win in the “too close to call” recall sent a clear message that liberal/socialists are in big trouble come November but…
We still have 5 months to go and the other side is shifting their abhorrent behavior into high gear.
No worries…If we have survived the last 3 1/2 years, I’ll bet that, together, we can make it through until November.
It’s Friday my friends and you KNOW what THAT means…
Oh boy. How do I…handle…this one delicately.
We’re starting this week in Granola City USA…San Francisco where what ain’t fruits and nuts are flakes.
That’s where a guy cut off his own…ummm…
We do not know his name but please, OH PLEASE, let his name be Richard Lester Moron.
Let’s just for the sake of brevity say it is. Okay?
So…This Dick Les Moron…Picked up his X-Acto knife and just…lived up to his name. Nobody knows why but in San Fran Freak Show, do LIBERALS need a reason for doing anything?
The Village People cop who responded to the 911 call actually FOUND Little Richard and sent it, along with Dick Les, to the hospital where, at last word, doctors were trying to reunite the two. Who is paying for the micro surgery???
NOT DICK LES!!!
Toxicology tests revealed that this Moron…Dick Les Moron, was NOT on drugs or drunk at the time of his…trial separation. Who gets to pay for the tox screen???
NOT DICK LES!!!
While detectives will conduct a FULL investigation because, APPARENTLY ALL OF SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW’S CRIMES HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOLVED…This…Dick Les Moron…Will undergo a full psychological evaluation, at TAXPAYER’S EXPENSE!!!!
Please…Allow me to save the Taxpayers some money.
Please, somebody take away his X-Acto knife while he still has those.
Ahhhh…The NFL finally makes it into the Fume.
2,000 players are SUING the NFL over DECADES of concussions. They are claiming the NFL lied to them about the dangers of GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD!!!
They are ALSO stating that their life expectancy is 20 years less than the average person because of it.
Look, head injuries are a bad thing and nobody is going to dispute that but, here’s the deal.
These players have NOBODY to blame except…THE PLAYERS UNION!!!
THESE GUYS HAVE…COLLECTIVE BARGAINING!!! Guess what…the NFL…the owners…are BOUND by the collective bargaining agreements and those agreements SET THE RULES AND PENALTIES!!! It’s just been in the last few years that THE PLAYERS UNION INSISTED ON STRICTER PENALTIES FOR HITS TO THE HEAD!!!
What these players need to ask THEMSELVES is why THEY didn’t do something about this a LONG TIME AGO??? It’s not like taking a blow to the head just recently became dangerous.
But NOOOOOOO…THIS IS THE UNION AND AS GOOD LITTLE UNION MEMBERS…IT’S ALWAYS UP TO SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM…and somebody else’s fault when bad things happen.
AND…AS A UNION MEMBER…WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR OWN DECISIONS AND POLICIES LEAD TO A BAD RESULT???
YOU SUE SOMEBODY WHO WAS FOLLOWING YOUR OWN DIRECTIVES!!!!!
Ummm…ya KNOW that if you ENDED collective bargaining…YOU MIGHT HAVE A CASE THE NEXT TIME…DON’T YA???
The Obama campaign revealed that they’re talking about replacing the “FORWARD” slogan.
Hmmm…wonder why…COULD BE BECAUSE THE DAY THEY RELEASED IT IT GOT OUTED AS A SOCIALIST SLOGAN!!! Good grief…IT’S ALL OVER SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA GOING BACK DECADES!!! THE NAZIS USED IT TOO!!!
This of course means they’ll be looking for a new bumper sticker with just 5 months to go.
‘How about…”Obama – 1 TERM PROPOSITION”
What about using the original title of his book…”SHIT MY DAD SAYS”
Maybe he could go for something…that harkens back to the 08 campaign like…”HOW’S THAT HOPEY CHANGEY THING WORKING?”
“OBAMA – 30 MILES ON A SINGLE CHARGE”
“OBAMA – ALLAHU AKBAR!!”
“ROMNEY IS THE ‘BAIN’ OF MY EXISTENCE”
“OBAMA – 112% OF DEAD VOTERS CAN’T BE WRONG!”
“I, ME, I, ME, I, ME, I, ME!!!”
“NO BUDGETS…MORE SPENDING!!”
Oh wait…we’re talking about liberals…I guess we can forget about…TRUTH IN ADVERTISING HUH???
Finally, as if any more proof of the liberal indoctrination of youths in public schools is happening…SAY IT AIN’T SO JOE BIDEN gave the commencement speech at Florida’s Cypress Bay High School and what a speech it was!!
Biden claims ALL these thing are “Just around the corner!!”
“Imagine a world in which hunger is vanquished by crops that don’t depend on the soil, water or fertilizer, or pesticides to thrive; they’re just around the corner.”
WHAT IS THIS IDIOT TALKING ABOUT??? AIR POTATOES????
DOES THIS FOOL HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU GET IF YOU DON’T WATER THE GRAPE VINES??? YOU GET DEAD GRAPE VINES!!!!!
“Imagine a day, when in your, doctors are able to regenerate entire body parts and limbs that have been damaged and lost, not only saving tens of thousands of lives, but restoring the thousands of our Iraq and Afghan veterans coming back in need of prostheses, so they will be able to live a full and ambulatory life.”
“As an aside, in the future, just one example, using 3-D printers, we’re going to be able to restore tissue after traumatic injury or burn; restore it back to its original state. It’s literally around the corner.
QUICK…SOMEBODY ALERT DICK LES IN SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW!!!!!!!
“Imagine the day when the lightweight materials, cleaner fuels, advanced engines simultaneously make our air cleaner allowing us to go the equivalent of hundreds of miles to the gallon and maybe most importantly freeing us from our dependence on foreign oil and all that entails foreign nation.”
WHY WAIT??? DRILL HERE DRILL NOW!!!! BUILD A DAMN PIPELINE!!!
Ya know…I can imagine quite a few things too and we certainly don’t need to reelect OBAMA to realize them.
IMAGINE A DAY WHEN BUSINESSES ARE FREE TO CREATE JOBS WITHOUT THE PRESSURE OF GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS AND HIGH CORPORATE TAXES!!!
IMAGINE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE THE UNITED STATES CAN SEND THEIR OWN ASTRONAUTS INTO SPACE!!!
IMAGINE, LIVING IN A TIME WHERE FARMERS CAN PLANT THEIR CROPS IN THE GROUND AND WATER THEM WITHOUT THE EPA STICKING THEIR NOSES IN WHERE THEY DON’T BELONG. AND AS AN ASIDE, IMAGINE CATTLE RANCHERS ALLOWING THEIR COWS TO POOP WITHOUT GOVERNMENT DRONES SPYING ON EACH AND EVERY MEADOW MUFFIN!!!
IMAGINE PEOPLE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS AND NOT RELYING ON THE GOVERNMENT TO WIPE THEIR COLLECTIVE BUTTS EVERY DAY!!!
Here’s a good one for ya Joe…
IMAGING STANDING WITH ISRAEL. HELL, FOR THAT MATTER…IMAGINE STANDING WITH OUR ALLIES AND AGAINST OUR ENEMIES…HOW ABOUT WE GIVE THAT A TRY HUH???
HOW ABOUT WE ALL IMAGINE THE DAY WHEN WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO TAKES CREDIT FOR WHAT HE’S DONE INSTEAD OF BLAMING EVERYBODY ELSE FOR IT??? IMAGINE A PRESIDENT WHO ACTUALLY LOVES THIS COUNTRY AND…SO DOES HIS WIFE!!! IMAGINE HAVING A PRESIDENT WHO DOESN’T BOW TO FOREIGN LEADERS, DOESN’T LEAD FROM BEHIND, AND DOESN’T OFFER A SEAT AT THE TABLE TO OUR ENEMIES!!!
IT’S ALL JUST AROUND THE CORNER JOE…REALLY…IT’S JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!
AWWW…HELL….IMAGINE PASSING A BUDGET!!! IMAGINE THAT!!!
Oh yes, it’s Friday, my fellow Patriots, and in case you didn’t notice…
I AM FUMING!!!!!