GREETINGS my Patriot friends!!!!

We have, against great odds, survived yet another week of liberal/socialist nuttery. It wasn’t easy…It never is…But, we manage one day at a time.

As we take a look back at the week that was, and shake our collective heads, just know that today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s get started today in Gitmo. Gitmo, unlike Solyndra, is a place Obama WANTED to close down but couldn’t. Of course, knowing what we know NOW…Were Gitmo trying to produce SOLAR PANELS…they would have been out of business a long time ago.

Here’s something ELSE we know…Obama sits at his desk with Axelrod and decides which terrorists he’s going after week by week. Oh…NOT to capture them and put them INTO Gitmo…oh no…He decides, as judge jury and executioner…WHO HE WON’T BE EXTRACTING INFORMATION FROM BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO DRONE THEM TO DEATH!!

Meanwhile…INSIDE Gitmo, we have learned from a documentary by Al Jazeera…THAT THE PRISONERS IN GITMO ARE RECEIVING A TORTURE FAR, FAR WORSE THAN GETTING WET!!!

THEY ARE BEING TORTURED BY BEING FORCED…AGAINST THEIR WILL…TO…

LISTEN TO SESAME STREET SONGS!!!!!!!!!

Oh the humanity.

Chris Cerf, who for 4 decades has WRITTEN the tunes of torture, said, “Of course, I didn’t really like the idea that I was helping break down prisoners, but it was much worse when I heard later that they were actually using the music in Guantanamo to actually do deep, long-term interrogations and obviously to inflict enough pain on prisoners so they would talk.”

Yep…Torture Me Elmo.

Ummmm…Remember, last year when our government sent Sesame Street over to Afghanistan to bridge cultural divides???

Now…Al Jazeera says Obama is using Sesame Street as a device of TORTURE in Gitmo.

GEE…YA THINK THE TALIBAN IS GONNA SEE THE DIFFERENCE???

AT LEAST DURING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION…WE DIDN’T SEND EM DUNK TANKS FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD BAKE SALE TO HELP RAISE MONEY TO COVER THE COST OF IED MANUFACTURING!!!

Fuming.

Well…New York City’s Mayor BLOOMIN’ IDIOT is at it again.

He’s wants to BAN the sale of BIG GULPS or ANY SODA OVER 16 OUNCES!!!

You know…those 32 ounce THIRST QUENCHERS??? THOSE WILL BE ILLEGAL IF NANNY BLOOMBERG HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!

Sooooooo…New Yorkers out there…BUY 2 16 OUNCE SODAS AND LET’S GET OUT THERE AND ADD TO THE PLASTIC IN THE LANDFILLS SHALL WE????

That would be 2 plastic cups. 2 plastic lids and 2 plastic straws for every extra thirsty New Yorker!!!

MAKES PERFECT SENSE DOESN’T IT???

Apparently all of New York’s OTHER problems…potholes, crime, unemployment, rats, peeing in the subway…ARE ALL UNDER CONTROL and Nanny Bloomberg can now FOCUS on FAT PEOPLE by DEHYDRATING them.

As we all know…SODA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND MUST BE REGULATED BY GOVERNMENT!!!

Why doesn’t he just outlaw elevators???

Today is National Doughnut Day…A FEDERAL HOLIDAY FOR COPS I THINK…and I wouldn’t be a BIT surprised of this bloomin’ fool HAS SWAT TEAMS STAKING OUT KRISPY KREMES ALL OVER THE EMPIRE CITY!!!!

Of course, THAT would result in a MASS LOSS OF EVIDENCE wouldn’t it???

Here’s MY suggestion…EVERYBODY in NEW YORK…before you EAT or DRINK anything…CALL THE MAYOR’S OFFICE AT 212- 639-9675 AND ASK PERMISSION!!! SERIOUSLY…DO IT…FLOOD HIS PHONES 24 HOURS A DAY!!!

“Hello? Is this the Mayor’s office? Yes, I was wondering if it’s okay to have a cookie?” “Hello, Mayor’s office? Uh huh…Hey, can I have a packet of sugar in my coffee?” “Mayor’s office? Say…I was hoping to have a beer at the Mets game…What do ya think?”

I SAY LET HIM HAVE IT IN THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS…BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE IN A 32 OUNCE DEW!!!!

I’m fuming.

Over on the OTHER coast…just to provide geographic BALANCE to liberal/socialist stupidity…In Los Angeles…THEY HAVE NOW BANNED PLASTIC BAGS!!!!

Grocery stores in L.A. will NO LONGER be able to use plastic bags. THEY WANT TO EXPAND THE BAN TO INCLUDE PAPER BAGS TOO!!!

This will, naturally, cause people to BRING THEIR LUGGAGE TO THE SUPER MARKET TO HAUL THEIR GROCERIES HOME!!!

The whole BAN THE BAG push was led by forms Seinfeld star, Julia Screwy Louis-Dreyfus.

I’m guessing the Obama worshiping DreyFUSSY PANTS has been offered too many roles AS A BAG LADY!!!

Of course, after 2 years, L.A. will COMMISSION a STUDY on the bag ban TO SEE IF INCLUDING PAPER BAGS IS WARRANTED!!! And they WANT IT TO GO STATE WIDE!!!

If THAT happens…and ALL BAGS are BANNED in the Republik of Kalifornia…

TO WHERE WILL NANCY PELOSI RETIRE?????

Apparently, UNEMPLOYMENT ISN’T HIGH ENOUGH so the government is now engaged in putting BAG MANUFACTURERS OUT OF BUSINESS!!!

FUMING!!

And FINALLY…we MUST check in on our dear SOCIALIST leader…OBAMA!!!

It’s been another BANNER week for the campaigner in chief.

While handing out Presidential Medals of Freedom…

ONE OF WHICH WENT TO A UNION SOCIALIST POOBAH…

Oblahblah “honored”  late WWII Polish resistance fighter, Jan Karski, with the words…

“Karski served as a courier for the Polish resistance during the darkest days of World War II. Before one trip across enemy lines, resistance fighters told him that Jews were being murdered on a massive scale and smuggled him into the Warsaw Ghetto and a Polish death camp to see for himself.”

Ummm…YOU LIBERAL/SOCIALIST PUTZ…THE POLES NEVER RAN A SINGLE DEATH CAMP!!! THOSE CAMPS…INCLUDING THE ONE INTO WHICH KARSKI SMUGGLED HIMSELF INTO…WERE RUN BY THE NAZIS!!!

THAT WAS A NAZI DEATH CAMP…NOT A POLISH DEATH CAMP!!!!!

One would THINK that someone as ENLIGHTENED as Obama WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT but the white house later tried to EXCUSE it by saying Obama simply MISSPOKE!!!

As bad and insulting as that was to the Polish people…Obama just couldn’t stop there.

The next day, while PANDERING to a CROWD OF JEWISH COMMUNITY LEADERS…

OBAMA SAID…”I PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT JUDAISM THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT, BECAUSE I’VE READ ABOUT IT.”

Oh how I wish he would have just shut the hell up after that stupid self serving statement but…no…he continued…

“I HAD SO MANY JEWISH FRIENDS IN CHICAGO AT THE BEGINNING OF MY POLITICAL CAREER, I WAS ACCUSED OF BEING A PUPPET OF THE ISRAEL LOBBY.”

Oh…he was FAR from finished making AN ABSOLUTE FOOL OF HIMSELF…

 “ NOW, THE REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY ME AS NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE OF ISRAEL BY STRESSING THE FACT THAT MY FATHER WAS MUSLIM AND I HAVE A MUSLIM NAME, AS WELL AS BY CLAIMING I HAVE BEEN OVERLY AGGRESSIVE IN PUSHING PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU TO PROMOTE THE PEACE PROCESS WITH THE PALESTINIANS.”

Okay…SURELY that was the last of it.

Nope.

 “I WONDER HOW COME NO ONE ASKS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES JOHN BOEHNER OR MINORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL ABOUT THEIR SUPPORT TO ISRAEL?”

Really?

ON ONE DAY, OBAMA STATES THE JEWS WERE BEING KILLED IN POLISH DEATH CAMPS AND THE VERY NEXT DAY HE CLAIMS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE JEWS THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT???

THIS BOIL ON THE BUTTOCKS OF INTELLIGENCE CONDEMNS ISRAEL FOR BUILDING APARTMENTS ON THEIR OWN LAND, INSISTS THAT THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD GET A SEAT AT THE TABLE IN EGYPT SO THEY CAN DO AWAY WITH THE EGYPT/ISRAEL PEACE ACCORDS, CONTINUES TO FUND HAMAS WHICH HAS IN THEIR CHARTER THE ELIMINATION OF THE JEWS AND TELLS NETAHYAHU TO RETREAT BACK TO THEIR COMPLETELY INDEFENSIBLE PRE 1967 BORDERS WHILE HE ADVOCATES FOR PALESTINIAN STATEHOOD…

AND HE HAS THE GALL TO WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON’T QUESTION BOEHNER AND MCCONNELL’S SUPPORT OF ISRAEL???

THIS IS THE SAME IDIOT WHO STATED IN HIS BOOK THAT SHOULD THE WINDS CHANGE, HE WOULD STAND WITH HIS MUSLIM BROTHERS!!!!!!!

AND HE THINKS THAT BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN ISRAEL LOBBY PUPPET IN CHICAGO IS PROOF THAT HE LOVES ISRAEL???

Oh give me a FREAKIN’ BREAK!!!!!

THE NEXT THING YA KNOW…HE’S GONNA CALL HIMSELF A CAPITALIST!!!!!

Oh my oh my…It’s certainly Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!