Friday Fume

Well, here we are, staring a 3 day weekend right in the face.

Before everybody starts their big BBQ, parade and Indy 5oo plans…How about we take a quick look back at the liberal/socialist week that was?

It’s been a banner week for foolishness and you KNOW I can’t let it slide.

Here we go Patriots!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!

Let’s start the liberal/socialist tour de force this week in a cesspool of brilliance.

Detroit.

As voters in Wisconsin make their final decisions regarding the Governor Walker recall election, maybe they should take a good, long look at Detroit Michigan…IN THE LIGHT OF DAY…since it will soon be nearly IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE A MOST OF IT AFTER DARK!!!

Detroit Mayor, David (badda) Bing…IS HATCHING A PLAN TO SHUT OFF ALMOST HALF OF DETROIT’S STREETLIGHTS!!!

In doing this…THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT would essentially be DECIDING WHERE PEOPLE LIVE WITHIN THE MOTOR CITY!!!

After DECADES of liberal/socialist control and union decisions…Detroit’s population is now only 40% of what it was in 1950. As more and more people have fled the city…TAX REVENUES…NO MATTER HOW HIGH THEY’VE BEEN JACKED UP…are no longer enough to keep the lights on.

The CRIMINAL element in Detroit…THE ONLY GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC IN THE CITY…is gonna LOVE this!!!

Of course, the liberal/socialists there are GOING TO BORROW 160 MILLION DOLLARS TO SAVE THEMSELVES 10 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

Isn’t it just like liberals to tell you how bright the future is WHILE THEY’RE SHUTTING OFF YOUR LIGHTS????

Fuming.

Next stop…ARKANSAS!!!

This is where you’ll find, the University of Arkansas Forth Smith and IN that asylum you will find a GUY named…JENNIFER.

Ummm…Yep…a GUY NAMED JENNIFER.

Jennifer, it seems, is transgendered and has a bit of a potty problem. Jennifer wants to use the WOMEN’S bathrooms.

To solve this issue, University officials tried to…ummm…bend over backwards by, allowing this JENNIFER GUY to use gender neutral  bathrooms and they even made plans to offer to convert more bathrooms into gender-neutral areas to accommodate TRANSGENDERED REDNECKS.

This, naturally, wasn’t GOOD enough for JENNIFER who then, filed a complaint.

THAT’S WHEN THE…DOJ GOT INVOLVED!!!

YES…THAT DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!!!

Here’s how 38 year old Jennifer (Bubba) Braly describes the issue in an online quest for sex change operation donations.

“I am frustrated and highly depressed about all of these unfair restrictions. I live as a woman full time and have been for a year and a half now. I have natural breast development bigger than some normal girls from the hormone treatment. The only thing restricting me is what’s between my legs. Everyone is so concerned with what’s between my legs.“

Typical liberal/socialist…begging for OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY for a sex change elective surgery.

Personally, I believe it’s only appropriate to be concerned WHEN SOMEBODY HAS THEIR OWN HEAD THAT FAR BETWEEN THEIR OWN LEGS!!!

Now…because Eric Holder’s office has gotten involved…THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS FORT SMITH…HAS TO LET OL’ BOOBS AND BALLS…PEE IN THE LADIES ROOM BECAUSE IT MAKES THE HOMECOMING KING/QUEEN MORE COMFORTABLE…

REGARDLESS OF HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT MAKES THE GIRLS!!!!!

I can tell ya this much…he had better lift the seat AND put it back down or the coeds at the University of Arkansas Fort Smith are gonna be…

Fuming!!

Off we go to Washington DC where NOW, the National Organization of Women, held there BIG, BIG protest against Rush Limbaugh.

From the NOW website: “Today, NOW activists, supporters, and staffers (including myself) spent the lunch hour protesting outside of WMAL 630 AM, the D.C. radio station that carries Limbaugh’s show. At the sight of our homemade signs reading “No More Hate Speech” and “Enough Rush,” passersby cheered and honked their car horns. These were women and men, teens and older adults, people driving mini-vans or delivery trucks or just out on a stroll. Countless numbers paused to give us a thumbs-up, tell us to keep up the good work, and shout their support. We were thrilled to find that not one casual observer made a negative comment toward us or expressed support of Limbaugh. Only a representative from a conservative media organization was confrontational. Could Rush’s comrades be worried?!”

I’m sure Rush’s “comrades” are quaking in their conservative boots at the mere SIGHT of ALL 7 OF YOU!!!

Yep…7.

That how many people showed up after a month of planning this BIG GIANT PROTEST AGAINST RUSH LIMBAUGH…7!!!!!

That’s 1 less than the number of slices in a pizza.

The blurb on their website was written by Elissa Heller, their Membership Specialist.

THE MEMBERSHIP SPECIALIST ONLY MANAGED TO CONVINCE 1 OR 2 “MEMBERS” TO SHOW UP???

OUT OF THE GRAND TOTAL OF 7, THE CROWD OF PROTESTERS INCLUDED THEIR STAFF!!!!!

NOW has been PMSing over Rush calling Sandra Fluke a slut a few months ago and have been hating on Rush for 20 years.

THEY SPENT A MONTH PLANNING THIS AND GOT 7 PEOPLE TO JOIN IN? I COULD SPEND 10 MINUTES AT IT AND GET MORE PEOPLE TO PROTEST AGAINST THE COST OF A DYSON VACUUM CLEANER!!!!!!

Seriously, I am NOT going to pay $600.00 for something that doesn’t come with a cup holder.

The Magnificent 7 went on to announce via their website, “Let’s keep up the momentum to get him off the air for good!”

MOMENTUM??? 7 PEOPLE IS MOMENTUM??? YOU NEED 2 MORE JUST TO PLAY BASEBALL!!!!!

How embarrassing for these fools. A month of planning, promotion, advertising and meetings. A month of sign making, shopping for comfortable shoes, getting proper permits, scouting the location and chant rehearsals and only 7 people showed up.

IT’S TOO BAD AIR AMERICA ISN’T STILL ON THE RADIO…THEY COULD HAVE HAD 8 PEOPLE!!!!!

Here’s a little dose of reality for NOW. RUSH DRAWS AN AUDIENCE OF MILLIONS EVERY DAY AND NOW WAS UNABLE TO REACH DOUBLE DIGITS TO PROTEST HIM IN WASHINGTON DC BUT THEY NONETHELESS…TRY TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT ON THEIR PROPAGANDA SITE!!!

I’m Fuming!!

And finally…Over in America’s warehouse…CHINA…there are new toilet rules in place.

The Beijing Municipal Commission of City Administration and Environment has decreed that henceforth, there shall be no more than 2…COUNT THEM…2…flies in ANY public bathroom at one time.

I assume it matters not whether the insects are transgendered.

The decree was issued to Chinese bathroom attendants.

I can’t WAIT for Obama and liberal/socialists over HERE to latch onto THIS idea.

First…liberal/socialists who are full of it anyway…WOULD ISSUE A POOP TAX.

NATURALLY…PETA WOULD GET INVOLVED BECAUSE THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF FLIES IN THE WORLD AND THEY MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

THIS WOULD CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT TO ENGAGE IN A STUDY TO FIND THE BEST WAY OF RELOCATING FLIES FROM BATHROOMS TO SOME OTHER HABITAT!!!!

MEMBERS OF THE FLY INSPECTORS AGENCY WOULD HOLD THEIR CONFERENCE IN VEGAS AND IMPORT COLOMBIAN HOOKERS, HIRE A SMOKING CLOWN, A MIND READER AND MAKE FUNNY RAP VIDEOS WHILE MAKING PLANS TO REEMPLOY THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF “IN LIVING COLOR’S” FLY GIRLS TO CLAIM THEY HAVE CREATED OR SAVED 8 JOBS!!!!!

THEN…THEY’D CREATE A GOVERNMENT AGENCY TO OVERSEE THE INITIATIVE!!

NEXT…OBAMA WOULD APPOINT A FLY CZAR AND SET UP A WEBSITE WHERE PEOPLE COULD RAT OUT

All bathroom attendants will, of course, be Members of the AFLY-CIO and their PENSIONS AND BIRTH CONTROL WILL BE PAID FOR BY TAXPAYERS!!!!!

Here’s a question…What happens if 2 blue bottle flies and Jeff Goldblum are all in a public toilet at the same time???

A SPECIAL CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE WILL NEED TO BE CONVENED FOR OVERSIGHT AND HUMANE FLY COLLECTION DEVICES WILL HAVE TO BE BUILT UNDER THE RIGID GUIDELINES OF AT LEAST A DOZEN GOVERNMENT AGENCIES!!!

THE POTTY POLICE…A NEW GOVERNMENTAL DIVISION OF THE ATF…WILL BE USING SPECIAL SPY DRONES…CAREFULLY CAMOUFLAGED SO AS NOT TO APPEAR SUSPICIOUS TO THOSE UNDER SURVEILLANCE…TO IDENTIFY SUSPECTS INSIDE THE BATHROOMS BUT…DON’T WORRY…YOUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY WILL NOT BE COMPROMISED!!!

I tell ya…it’s enough to make one want to swat the next fly that lands on Obama’s lip…WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!!

Special note to the Secret Service: I am NOT…Repeat…NOT…advocating beating Obama like a piñata so…There’s NO reason whatsoever to tear yourselves away from your hookers to arrest me.

Good grief…

It’s Friday my friends and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

One thought on “Friday Fume

  1. Thank you Craig we all need a little laughter. And it’s hard keeping from letting the weight of liberal idiots get you down. Keep up the good work. And god bless us all. May be not all?