We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full throttle.
It’s obvious they can’t see where they’re going with their heads where they are, but I have to admit, watching them run about like idiots is a hoot.
Are ya ready? Got your helmets? Seat belts on?
It’s Friday and…
It seems that, every village that’s missing an idiot can quit looking…We’ve found them…In SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!
That is where a WHOLE HERD of liberal/socialists elected one of their own kind, Daniel Salinas, as Mayor.
When you have a village FULL of idiots…SOMEONE has to lead them.
Salinas sits in jail, on MORE THAN 30 CHARGES RANGING FROM VOTER FRAUD TO KICKBACKS TO BRIBERY TO…HOOKERS!!!!
Of course, he’s not in it alone…
THE CITY MANAGER, JAMIE AGUILERA TEAMED UP WITH SALINAS TO SEND A STRIPPER…WITH A CAMERA HIDDEN WHO-KNOWS-WHERE- TO A RIVAL CANDIDATE’S OFFICE TO TRY TO BLACKMAIL THE GUY!!!
Oh…but THEY’RE not in it alone…EITHER…
Public Works Director Jesus Dario Hernandez and Martah Alondra Lozano, an assistant temporary human resources employee – live in El Paso and have not yet been arrested. They each face fourth-degree felony charges of tampering with evidence and conspiracy to tamper with evidence, and a maximum of three years in prison if convicted.
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE TOWN DOG CATCHER IS ACCUSED OF DOING!!!!
Look…at least the acting POLICE CHIEF…Luis Monarez…WAS ABLE TO BOND HIMSELF OUT OF JAIL!!!
Salinas is allegedly arranged for Monarez to be rehired at the city’s police station, in exchange for Monarez persuading his sister to not run in a March 6 city council race.
Did I say HOOKERS earlier? Yep…SALINAS PASSED ALONG THE BILL FOR HOOKERS AT A BORDER CONFERENCE…IN MEXICO…TO THE CITY FOR PAYMENT and I know what you’re wondering…
MEXICAN HOOKERS GIVE OUT RECEIPTS???
Apparently, if you ask for one so you can TURN IT IN ON YOUR EXPENSE ACCOUNT, THEY DO!!!!
Of course, the DNC is REALLY upset with themselves. THEY decided to hold their convention in North Carolina AND ALL THE FUN IS HAPPENING IN SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!
In a town FULL of idiots and idiots who vote for them…IT’S A WONDER THEY EVEN SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ALL THIS!!!
Well, now we know what Obama meant when he said fixing the economy was gonna be hard.
It turns out that 1.5 MILLION dollars in…ummm…STIMULUS…money went to THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA SAN FRAN-FREAK-SHOW TO STUDY…
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND PEOPLE’S SEXUAL HISTORY!!!!
They did 200 VIDEO TAPED interviews with people AT $6,000 PER INTERVIEW. To study…
HOW TO IMPROVE THE ACCURACY OF HOW PEOPLE RESPOND TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL HISTORY!!!
Ummmm…Haven’t we ALREADY studied this with BILL CLINTON AND ANTHONY WEINER?????
THEY SPENT 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS OF TAX PAYER MONEY ON THIS???
WHAT ABOUT THE $300 THOUSAND ON ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION??? WHAT DID THE SAN FRAN-FREAK-SHOW ELITES DISCOVER WITH THE 300K ABOUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION???
I’m guessing that once they removed the picture of Barney Frank…PROBLEM SOLVED…AT LEAST IN SAN FRAN-FREAK-SHOW!!!
Apparently, Sam Kass, Obama’s White House Assistant Chef…IS NOW MAKING POLICY STATEMENTS!!!
According to Kass…OBESITY IS OUR TOP NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT!!!
Al Qaeda? Nope.
MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS ARMED BY OUR OWN DOJ?????
It’s Fat people who are OUT TO DESTROY US!!! WALK…WALK FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
THANK GOD WE HAVE AN ASSISTANT CHEF TO CLEAR THIS UP FOR US OR WHERE WOULD WE BE???
One supposes that by deploying bean sprouts and treadmills, WE WILL ALL BE PROTECTED!!!
While the TSA is busy groping for UNDERWEAR BOMBS…they SHOULD be grabbing people’s big buns.
OH WAIT…THEY ARE!!!!!!
I’m guessing all those DRONES this idiotic administration wants to let loose on US will be HOVERING OVER EVERY KFC AND DONUT SHOP IN AMERICA RAINING HELL FIRE MISSILES DOWN ON ANYBODY WITH A CASE OF THE MUNCHIES!!!
Which puts anybody at a MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY AT GREAT BODILY RISK…DOESN’T IT???
Remember when we splattered those two al Qaeda terrorists in Yemen???
IT WAS A TEST RUN FOR THE GOOD HUMOR MAN!!!!!!!
IF IT WAS UP TO THIS MORON…SANTA WOULD BE ON THE NO-FLY LIST!!!!
And finally this week…we have the Narcissist in Chief.
Obama, this week, has had himself inserted in official bios of most of the other presidents!!!
At the end of Reagan’s bio…the Obama team inserted…“In a June 28, 1985 speech Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multi-millionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the Buffett Rule.”
THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT BUFFETT IS SOME $10 MILLION BEHIND ON PAYING HIS TAXES!!!
After Calvin Coolidge’s bio…“On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, etc.”
HERE…THEY CONVENIENTLY FORGOT TO MENTION OBAMA WANTS A KILL SWITCH FOR THE INTERNET!!!
I have no idea what the person gets paid but…WHOEVER WASHES THE LIP PRINTS OFF THE WHITE HOUSE MIRRORS DESERVES A RAISE!!!!!
In their own defense, an unnamed Obama NARCISSIST CZAR was quoted saying, “We simply added links at the bottom of each page to related whitehouse.gov content, which is a commonly used best practice to encourage people to browse more pages on a site.”
AT THIS POINT, I’D BE WILLING TO BET IF WE CAN EVER FIND A REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE FOR THIS CLOWN, IT’LL HAVE THE NAME…WALTER MITTY…ON IT!!!!!
FOR GOD’S SAKE…SHOULD ABE HAVE ADDED TO WASHINGTON’S BIO…”HEY…I’M AS HONEST AS HE WAS.”
GEE WIZ…MAYBE GROVER CLEAVLAND SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT WHILE HE WAS IN OFFICE, HE BECAME THE FIRST TO USE A BALL POINT PEN AND, MY, WOULDN’T OUR DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE BE NEATER LOOKING IF WE HAD ONE BACK THEN” TO JEFFERSON’S BIO!!!
Can you BELIEVE this fool???
He thinks he’s one of the 4 greatest presidents in history…HE JUST KNOWS OUR MILITARY OF OUT THERE FIGHTING ON HIS BEHALF…
If one REALLY wants to see how this blathering self-ass-kissing buffoon compares FAVORABLY to other leaders…
Don’t read the White House bios of other presidents…
GO TO WIKIPEDIA AND LOOK UP STALIN…MARX…MAO…NERO AND LENIN!!!!!!!
On the off chance you haven’t noticed…
AND I AM FUMING!!!!!!!