Craig Andresen

Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen on April 27, 2012 at 6:46 am

Well…Here we are at the end of another week of liberal insanity.

This is where we shine the light of truth on the liberal/socialist absurdity and watch ‘em scatter like roaches.

Sit down and hang on, fellow Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Al Armendariz, an EPA administrator from the Dallas office, made the remarks at a local Texas government meeting and now they’re coming to light. He was talking about how he wants EPS regulations enforced.

“It was kind of like how the Romans used to, you know, conquer villages in the Mediterranean. They’d go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw, and they’d crucify them.”

“And then, you know, that town was really easy to manage for the next few years.”

Ummm DIDN’T THE ROMAN EMPIRE EVENTUALLY COME TO AN END…CRUSHED UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT???

This MORON, appointed by EMPEROR OBEYME…is an idiot.

Oh…he apologized but DON’T THEY ALL…

“I apologize to those I have offended and regret my poor choice of words.”

Which of course prompted the Emperor’s town crier…Jay Carney to pipe up with, “What he said is clearly not representative of either this president’s belief in the way that we should approach these matters or in the way that he has approached these matters — either from this office here in the White House or at the EPA.”

Well…OF COURSE IT DOESN’T REPRESENT THE EMPEROR’S BELIEF…I suspect BEHEADINGS are more his style than a crucifixion.

Personally, I don’t think an apology is anywhere NEAR enough. THIS LOUT SHOULD BE PUT IN THE STOCKS IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE AND HAVE ORGANIC FREE RANGE ROTTEN EGGS…AS PER EPA REGULATIONS…THROWN AT HIM FOR A PERIOD OF NOT LESS THAN 5 DAYS!!!

Fuming.

As if there was any doubt whatsoever about liberal/socialists wanting to punish success through taxes, NANCY FREAKIN’ PELOSI pretty much erased THAT this week.

Pelosi blathered, “Well, you know, they do pay taxes. They pay payroll taxes. And this is a tactic that the other side uses to make it sound as if these people are not paying taxes. They are paying taxes. They do have skin in the game. And I think that that should be respected.” And THEN…the bombshell…“I wish they would earn more so they can pay more, and that’s what we’re about, the creation of good-paying jobs in our country that contribute to our international competitiveness to keep America number one.”

Well…you face-lifted windbag…YOU’RE FAILING AT CREATING JOBS…GOOD PAYING OR OTHERWISE…AND WE’RE NOT INTERNATIONALLY COMPETITIVE!!

Earn more…PAY MORE…that’s what liberal/socialists ARE all about. The more successful a person becomes…IN THE LIBERAL/SOCIALIST HAMSTER-POWERED MIND…THE MORE OF THEIR MONEY SHOULD BELONG TO THE GOVERNMENT!!!

Because, as we all know…Government is much better at spending your money than YOU are. YOU would have NEVER given $535 million to Solyndra but our liberal/socialist government knew better. YOU would NOT have subsidized the rolling BBQ known as the Chevy VOLT but…the liberal/socialist GOVERNMENT saw the UPSIDE of it.

Good grief…The EMPEROR said in his STATE OF THE SOCIALIST UNION BLATHER“In three years, our partnership with the private sector has already positioned America to be the world’s leading manufacturer of high-tech batteries.” He was, of course, talking about his far sighted “Investment” of $118 MILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR MONEY into Ener1…WHO FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY 2 DAYS AFTER THAT IDIOTIC SPEECH AND HAS NOW BEEN BOUGHT BY…THE DAMN RUSSIANS!!!!!!!

Of course, YOU…with YOUR myopic financial strategy…    would have never handed your money to Ener1!!!

But there’s Pelosi…A WALKING VARICOSE VEIN…TAP DANCING ON MY LAST NERVE…”PAY MORE…PAY MORE…” GO BACK TO SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW…SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Fuming!

WOW!!! Now we’re BEGGING terrorists to negotiate with us.

WE HAVE NOW OFFERED SAFE PASSAGE TO ANY TALIBAN TERRORISTS WHO WILL COME BACK TO THE NEGOTIATING TABLE!!!

Why?

BECAUSE, JUST LIKE THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD IN EGYPT…THE TERROR FRIENDLY OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WANTS THE TALIBAN TO HAVE A SEAT AT THE TABLE IN THE AFGHAN GOVERNMENT!!!

Yep…These ARE the same exact people who are trying to KILL us over there!

If I was the Taliban…I’d hold out for more swag. If they work the deal right…THEY COULD GET AN $820,000 CONFERENCE IN VEGAS AND A COUPLE DOZEN COLOMBIAN HOOKERS!!!!!

Hell…if they’d just vow to WIPE ISRAEL FROM THE MAP…WE’D GIVE ‘EM THEIR OWN DRONE!!!

Does this butt STUPID administration NOT think OTHER terrorist organizations are WATCHING this??? Hamas?? The Palestinian Authority??? THE ACLU…SEIU…CODE PINK AND THE NEW BLACKKK PANTHERS???

DEAR GOD…THE EPA HAS THREATENED CRUCIFIXIONS…MAYBE THE ADMINISTRATION COULD GIVE THEM A BUNCH OF PENTAGON-ISSUED $600 HAMMERS AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NAILS!!!

THE NEXT THING YA KNOW…WE’RE GONNA OFFER SOMALI PIRATES A SEAT ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR CARNIVAL CRUISES!!!!!

I’m FUMING!!

Finally…Forget about the shrimp on the treadmill…Albany Medical College…HAS SPENT YOUR MONEY…IN A TAXPAYER FUNDED STUDY…TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MUSIC RATS LIKE WHEN THEIR HIGH ON COCAINE!!!

Friends…I cannot make this crap up.

At first…the rats…DEMORATS I’M SURE…didn’t really dig music at all.

Then…after a period of silence…IT SEEMS THEY SORT OF ENJOYED BEETHOVEN’S FUR ELISE…PROBABLY BECAUSE IT HAS “FUR” IN THE TITLE!!!

Then…THEN…the taxpayer funded study went where we all HOPED it would go…And…

“But when the rats were given doses of cocaine, their tasted shifted and they gravitated toward the jazz.” 

WE NEEDED A TAXPAYER FUNDED STUDY FOR THIS??? REALLY???

Back in the fall of 2010…in Rolling Stone…Emperor Obama was asked about HIS musical tastes and was quoted as saying, “I am probably still more heavily weighted toward the music of my childhood than I am the new stuff. There’s still a lot of Stevie Wonder, a lot of Bob Dylan, a lot of Rolling Stones, a lot of R&B, a lot of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Those are the old standards.”

THERE…RIGHT THERE…A RAT ON COCAINE LIKES MILES DAVIS…JAZZ MUSIC…

TAXPAYER MONEY WAS WASTED ON AN ALBANY COLLEGE STUDY WHEN WE ALREADY HAD THE ANSWER FROM ROLLING STONED!!!!!

Of course, this study will no DOUBT lead to further studies which will, no doubt, show what we already know…

RATS ON POT DIG BOB MARLEY TUNES!!!

RATS ON SCOTCH ARE INTO OLD DEAN MARTIN SONGS!!!

AND RATS ON EVERY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN…”CAN’T GET NO…SAT-IS-FAC-TION!!!!!!”

I GUARANTEE YOU IT WAS A LIBERAL/SOCIALIST BUREAURAT ON CRACK WHO ALLOCATED YOUR MONEY TO THIS…”STUDY!!!”

Good Lord…Last week…Japanese scientists announced that THEY implanted HUMAN HAIR on BALD MICE and it GREW!!!

I’M BETTING THAT MICE WITH MULLETS LOVE LISTENING TO LYNYRD SKYNYRD!!!!!!

I don’t know about YOU but I DON’T GIVE A FLYING COCAINED RAT’S ASS WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DRUGGED UP RODENTS LIKE TO LISTEN TO AND I SURE AS HELL DON’T WANT MY MONEY SPENT TO FIND OUT!!!

NOW WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR RAT REHAB AND THEY’RE ALL SINGING…

“They tried to make me go to rehab but I said ‘no, no, no’
Yes I’ve been black but when I come back you’ll know know know
I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go go go”

WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep…It’s Friday and…

BOY OH BOY…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

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3 Responses to “Friday Fume”

  1. Linda Says:

    Yes! This is exactly how I felt yesterday, when I listened to Rush! I was glad that I didn’t have access to a computer, because I would have said almost exactly the same that you did, but my rant would have had a LOT of swearing! I was MORE than fuming!!!

  2. Len McCormick Says:

    Just wondering, while eating my cheerios this morning, how long before the FDA approves the STRAIGHT BANANA. University of Wisconsin Madison perfected the STRAIGHT BANANA at their 2000 acre plantation with a 57 million dollar research grant last winter.

  3. Roger Duncan Says:

    Al Armendariz did not use a bad choice of words. He used a perfect choice of words. Because that is how he and the Obama administration thinks. We can only hope that he will get caught up in the Constitution and the Supreme Court hammers him. Or that Sheriff Joe comes up with enough for the Congress and the Supremes to remove him. I’m fuming too. Who are all of those idiots who think he is doing ok???