Friday Fume

As much as I want Obama voted OUT in November, I must say…This administration IS the gift that just keeps on giving, isn’t it?

About the time you think it couldn’t get any more bizarre…it finds new depths into which to sink.

When you believe they have reached the bottom of the barrel, they build a basement.

Well, it’s Friday, my friends, and

I’m fuming.

Adding to the LONG list of stupid things liberals do…we find Jeff Neely’s “testimony” before a congressional committee.

The only reason this dweeb bothered to show up was BECAUSE HE WAS SUBPOENAED! Of course, when he got there, he pleaded the 5th…OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

It didn’t matter WHAT they asked the GSA partymiester…GOOD GRIEF…THEY ASKED HIM IF HE WAS EMPLOYED AT THE GSA AND HE PLEADED THE 5TH!!!

Of course it’s his right to do so as to not incriminate himself and it’s understandable that…

EVEN ADMITTING HE WORKS FOR THE GSA IS INCRIMINATING!!!

It could have been worse.

RATHER THAN PARTYING IN VEGAS…TRAVELING THE WORLD…FAMILY VACATIONS…5 DAY RIBBON CUTTINGS IN HAWAII AND WASTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF THE TAX PAYERS MONEY…

AT LEAST THE GSA NEVER HAD A CONFERENCE IN COLUMBIA, SOUTH AMERICA!!!

That, as we all know by now…IS WHERE THE SECRET SERVICE GOES TO PARTY!!!

Fuming!

Okay…The NOT so Secret Service debacle.

It turns out that 11 Secret Service guys and a handful of military guys…MANAGED TO GET CAUGHT HOOKING UP WITH HOOKERS IN COLUMBIA.

I have to admit…I never thought an opening line like…”Hey baby…I’m with the Secret Service…Wanna touch my weapon?” WOULD HAVE A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN HELL OF WORKING BUT…

Now, the Secret Service IS NOT a liberal agency but…THEIR BOSS, OBAMA…IS A SOCIALIST AND SO FAR…HE HASN’T FIRED ANYBODY OVER THIS. One guy “Retired” and a couple others “Resigned” but…11 GUYS ASSIGNED TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT GET CAUGHT…STIFFING…21 HOOKERS AND NOBODY GETS FIRED?????

Apparently they didn’t have the party budget OF THE GSA!!!

IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OBAMA RECOMMENDS RAISES FOR THE DETAIL AND A “MISCELLANEOUS” EXPENSE ACCOUNT!!!

Wasn’t it about a year ago that Obama said we would become Columbia’s best customers???

GUESS WHAT…HE FINALLY FULFILLED A PROMISE AND IN TRUE OBAMA FASHION…HE PUMPED MONEY INTO FOREIGN HOOKERS INSTEAD OF DOMESTIC ONES THUS…STIMULATING…ANOTHER FOREIGN ECONOMY!!!!!

This will, no doubt, lead to yet ANOTHER government agency which will cost the taxpayers MORE money…

THE SECRET CHAPERONE SERVICE!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Oh for crying out LOUD…

The head liberal/socialist nimrod in the senate…Harry Reid…is getting more DESPERATE by the day. NOW he wants to introduce a sort of “Bail Out” bill to SAVE THE POST OFFICE…ANOTHER GOVERNMENT RUN ENTITY WHICH, FOR YEARS, HAS BEEN GOING DOWN THE TUBES!!!

Oh he has a BRILLIANT reason in mind as to WHY the post office MUST be saved…

“I’ll come home tonight here to my home in Washington and there’ll be some mail there. A lot of it is what some people refer to as junk mail, but for the people who are sending that mail, it’s very important. And when talking about seniors, seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world.”

OLD PEOPLE LOVE JUNK MAIL!!!!!

Yep…If there’s any reason at all to save 30,000 post offices and their union carriers and high pensions…IT’S JUNK MAIL AND OLD PEOPLE!!!!!

You know as well as I do that NOTHING makes an old woman, living on social security, feel more loved or connected THEN GETTING AN ADVERTISEMENT IN THE MAIL FOR A $50,000 LEXUS!!!!!

I GUARANTEE you that what Reid is MOST concerned about is that  A BUNCH OF DUSTY OLD SOCIALIST FARTS IN NEVADA WON’T GET HIS REELECTION FLYERS AND DONATION FORMS!!!!

I’d send moldy oldie a letter telling him to GET OUT OF THE SENATE but I’m MORE than 100% sure IT WOULD GET LOST IN THE MAIL!!!!!!

FUMING!!

Finally…I don’t know about you, but sometimes my mind wanders and I catch myself wondering what the Occupier in Chief’s Presidential Library and Mosque will be like once he moves out of OUR House next January.

I see it filled with great memorabilia from his days in office.

A place where people can gaze upon his forged birth certificate and Selective Service registration. A small shrine to the guy whose Social Security card he pilfered. The wall of fame adorned with picture of the hookers his Secret Service stiffed…

ALL 2,000 PLUS PAGES OF THE OBAMACARE BILL IN A CAT LITTER BOX…The walls will be papered with food stamps…liberal louts occupying the lawn…

AN EMPTY DISPLAY CASE WITH A BRASS PLATE INDICATING ALL THE BUDGETS HE PASSED…

PICTURES OF HIM BOWING TO FOREIGN LEADERS…VIDEOS OF HIS APOLOGY TOUR…GOOGLE IMAGES OF THE WEAPONS PROVIDED TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS BECAUSE WE CAN’T FIND THE REAL GUNS…

AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF AHMADINEJAD STANDING NEXT TO OUR DRONE WITH THE LITTLE PLASTIC TOY DRONE HE SENT OBAMA…

Then, I get snapped back to THE HERE AND NOW by yet ANOTHER Obamanation of a CAMPAIGN SPEECH where all I hear is FAIR SHARE…FAIR SHARE…FAIR SHARE!!!!!

What’s absolutely AMAZING is all these CELEBRITIES who are backing this putz. In California this week, a list of TAX DELINQUENTS WENT PUBLIC, AND GUESS WHAT? A BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES…BACKING THE TAX HIKE ON THE RICH…ARE ON THAT LIST!!!

Pam Anderson is an Obama lemming and SHE OWES $524,241 IN UNPAID TAXES!!!

Actor Nick Cassavetes and boxer James Toney? BOTH ARE OBAMA “FAIR SHARE” PARROTS AND OWE $273,000 and $354,000 IN BACK TAXES!!!

“Girls Gone Wild” DOCUMENTARY FILM MAKER…JOE FRANCIS… WHO I SUSPECT IS WORKING ON HIS “IN COLUMBIA” COLLECTION…OWES $794,000.

CNET co-founder Halsey Minor and his wife? $10.5 MILLION!!!!!

And oh yeah…WARREN BUFFETT…THE GUY THE “RULE” IS NAMED FOR…OWES…1 BILLION DOLLARS IN BACK TAXES!!!

IF YOU TAKE ALL THE MONEY RAISED IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS BY THE “BUFFETT RULE” TO PUNISH THOSE WHO HAVE ACHIEVED FINANCIAL SUCCESS… IT WOULD ACCOUNT FOR ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE A FULL WEEK’S WORTH OF GOVERNMENT SPENDING!!!

AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OBAMA LIBERAL/SOCIALIST MILLION AND BILLIONAIRES WOULD JUST ADD THE THEIR INCREASED TAX BILL TO THE TAB THEY’RE ALREADY RUNNING UP!!!!!

I have but 10 words for this SOCIALIST DOG DINING FREAK…

YOU CAN KISS A FAIR SHARE OF MY CONSERVATIVE KEESTER!!!!

You can tell it’s a Friday because…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

4 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. This senior – yes, I admit I’m getting on – hates junk mail so much I mail it back to the sender in their prepaid envelope and not very nicely demand they stop sending it. Most of it has stopped, I am happy to say. The worst offender so far was AARP, a liberal organization, I am sure.
    Thanks, Craig, for another fantastic Friday Fume!

  2. That’s a start Joan. But the cd’s can only be playing while O and crew are forced to go though all the ‘junk mail’.

  3. let’s not forget all the distracting dog jokes circulating….. I wonder if this was purposely set up by the left to distract us from what is really important.. the dog jokes are funny.. we need a little comic relief every now and then but it might be overboard….

  4. This might soothe your troubled soul, Craig. How about, when the emperor and his minions are thrown in prison, the only contact with the outside world they would have are cd’s of all the speeches he’s made in the last 4 years. They would be played over and over, to remind them of what they almost had. Or …. would that be too inhuman?

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