Such a week.
All sorts of hell breaking loose all over the place and liberals at the root of so much of the trouble. I’ve been busier than a I armed paper hanger trying to gather it all into a bundle. Just when I think I’ve seen the height of liberal stupidity, along comes someone trying to sink to a new low.
Yesterday, we lost a conservative giant who, while promoting the truth through his various sites by all accounts, he also loved to laugh.
Mr. Breitbart…This one’s for you.
It’s Friday and…
Oh boy…Here we go…
When looking for liberal idiots there are certain…factors…that appear as red flags and THIS idiot was flying enough red flags TO HAVE BEEN SEEN FROM SPACE!!!
First of all, it takes place in California…RED FLAG!!! Dateline Sacramento…
A naked guy goes on a job interview…
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
No really…A naked guy showed up for a Job interview last Saturday and we are pretty darn sure Jose Ayala was a liberal idiot because, he was in California, he was stark naked and… THE JOB INTERVIEW HE WAS LOOKING FOR WAS AT A WELDING SHOP!!!
He uhhh…told em he was good with his…hands…I can’t make this stuff up…he really did…anyway…
Call me…nuts…but I don’t think welding IN THE NUDE is any smarter than FRYING BACON WITH YOUR ANTHONY WIENER HANGING OUT!!!
Well, the guys at the welding shop called the cops and soon, it was time for the floor show. The naked meth head…
Oh, did I forget THAT red flag earlier? Yeah…THE NAKED GUY WAS HIGH ON METH…
Okay…when the cops get there the naked meth head doesn’t go quietly…HE STARTS FIGHTING WITH THE COPS!! The take the idiot to the ground and the naked meth head GRABS THE FEMALE OFFICER BY THE HAIR…and THAT’S when the owner of the shop and his brother got involved…
By my count, there are now 3…JOHNSONS…involved in the melee and 2 of them are related and 1 is just sort of…floppin’ about…
So NOW we have 1 naked Ayala, 2 cops, 3 Johnsons and a BYSTANDER who was HOLDING HIS HAMBURGER IN ONE HAND AND APPARENTLY GRABBING FOR A…FOOTLONG…WITH THE OTHER!!!
Would YOU take the chance of getting YOUR buns that close to a naked meth head???
He was finally hauled off to jail where I’m sure, being naked, will facilitate him in getting a job…of some sort…and if NOT…what the heck…
HE’S GOOD WITH HIS HANDS!!!
And OFF we go to GEORGIA where a JUDGE finds himself in rather deep water.
Last Tuesday, when a woman on the stand seemed to be uncooperative with her own attorney while testifying against her husband, accusing him of sexual assault and other things…the Judge…David E. Barrett…did something very odd.
HE PULLED A GUN FROM UNDER HIS ROBE…GOT UP…OFFERED IT TO THE WITNESS AND TOLD HER…
“WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND SHOOT YOUR OWN ATTORNEY???”
Well, I for one will REFRAIN from making some sort of joke regarding the forward thinking of this judge and utilizing the punch line… “WELL…IT’S A START” and rather leave that sort of thing to you…the reader.
Up to the point where the judge displayed his piece…THE D.A. THOUGHT BARRETT WAS JUST HAPPY TO SEE HIM!!!
Using my abacus, I have determined that this is the 2nd really poor decision by a Georgia Judge in the last 30 days.
Attorney Dan Summer, who WAS in the process of questioning the witness at the time said, “I was a little bit reckless. … I was a little concerned when it was pointed at me.”
GEE WIZ…YA THINK????
Summer went on to state, “I certainly don’t encourage judges to pull guns out in a courtroom, but you shouldn’t judge a man by a single page of the book of his life, not by a single incident.”
YOU’RE AN ATTORNEY…YOU ASK JUDGES TO PUT PEOPLE AWAY EVERY DAY FOR A SINGLE PAGE IN THE BOOK OF THEIR LIFE, YOU EGREGIOUS PUTZ!!!
Ahhh…the city of Detroit…
What a UTOPIA OF LIBERALISM THAT RAT INFESTED HOLE HAS BECOME HUH???
Well, they are mulling over a mandate that ALL GAS STATIONS HIRE SECURITY GUARDS!!!
I suppose since a tank of go juice is now worth more than A PALLET OF BARS FROM FORT KNOX…it might make sense.
THE OBAMA ANTI ENERGY CZAR…STEVEN CHU…IS ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS WEEK!!!
A few years ago, he wanted to JACK THE PRICE OF GAS UP TO EUROPEAN LEVELS!! Now, THIS week, I think Chu’s Choo Choo has gone round the bend and off the tracks…
Here’s what he told reporters about how he’s working to reduce the price of gas…after a couple of days testifying before Congress:
“If you diversify the supply so the transportation sector can go to natural gas, can go to electro-fuels, can go to biofuels without subsidy, that would be as good as petroleum. These are things that actually moderate prices and gives businesses and consumers a choice. I liken it to beef and the price of beef goes up, you’re a victim to the price of beef. If you can go to beef to chicken to pork to pasta, you have many more choices.”
Listen you Chu you…I ATE SPAGHETTI LAST NIGHT AND THE PRICE OF A RIB-EYE DIDN’T DROP ONE RED CENT!!!
Somehow, I just can’t see how THROWING A BILLION BUCKS AT SOLAR COMPANIES THAT GO BANKRUPT AND FINING OIL COMPANIES FOR NOT USING BIOFUELS THAT DON’T EVEN EXIST IS GOING TO BRING DOWN THE PRICE OF A GALLON OF GAS!!!!
Beef to chicken to pork to pasta MY ASS!!!!!
Finally…we have THIS little gem from a Congressional hearing…
Sandra Fluke was providing what I’M SURE she thought was TESTIMONY THAT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD at NANCY PELOSI’S CONGRESSIONAL HEARING regarding OBAMA’S BIRTH CONTROL MANDATE!!!
Fluke is a Georgetown law student.
I always thought being a law student was hard work and they were always buried in their books but…APPARENTLY THEY SCREW AROUND…A LOT!!!
According to this little pin cushion…”Forty percent of the female students at Georgetown Law reported to us that they struggled financially as a result of this policy. (Georgetown student insurance not covering contraception) Without insurance coverage, contraception, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school.”
THAT’S A THOUSAND BUCKS A YEAR!!!
Look, as an English major with a History minor…I did…okay…BUT I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO LAW SCHOOL!!! APPARENTLY LAW SCHOOL IS CRAWLING WITH HORNY COEDS!!!
By this trollop’s account…4 OUT OF EVERY 10 LAW SCHOOL LADIES OF THE EVENING ARE NYMPHOS AND SHE BELIEVES WE NEED TO PAY FOR THEIR…ADVENTURES IN BABY MAKING!!!!
Please…allow me to once again break out my abacus…
CONDOMS COST ABOUT A BUCK A SHOT SO…1,000 LOVE GLOVES…$1,000 BUCKS…1,000 TIMES A YEAR BREAKS DOWN TO ALMOST 3 TIMES A DAY…
She HAS to be talking about condoms because she COULD get a month’s supply of PILLS at her local TARGET for 9 BUCKS A MONTH!!!!
No wonder so many lawyers think they’re the second coming….
MAYBE THEY’RE GETTING EXTRA CREDIT FOR PRACTICING DURING THEIR 3 YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL WHAT THEY’RE GONNA DO TO THE REST OF US AS THEIR CAREER!!!!!
Fluke, naturally, as a liberal entitlement wench, THINKS SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO OCCUPY A DORM ROOM MATTRESS FOR 3 YEARS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER!!!
And WE don’t even get a DINNER out of the deal…
So…is FLUKE a part of that 40% that are humping their way through law school at Georgetown?
“For a lot of students, like me, who are on public interest scholarships, that’s practically an entire summer’s salary.” What’s a working girl to do???
OH I’LL BET HER PARENTS ARE SOOOOO PROUD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!
LISTEN UP MISSY…GEORGETOWN IS A CATHOLIC COLLEGE…OPEN A BOOK AND SLAM YOUR KNEES TOGETHER AND IF YOU HAVE TO GET RUG BURNS ON YOUR BACK 3 TIMES A DAY FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT WHILE NOT OVER POPULATING THE D.C. AREA WITH DIAPER-WEARING AMBULANCE CHASERS…MAKE THE MALE BARRISTERS-TO-BE FOOT THE BILL!!!!!
On the other hand, maybe it’s worth it if it HELPS TO DECREASE THE FUTURE POPULATION OF LIBERALS!!!!
My, oh my…
It’s Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!