Friday Fume

Such a week.

All sorts of hell breaking loose all over the place and liberals at the root of so much of the trouble. I’ve been busier than a I armed paper hanger trying to gather it all into a bundle. Just when I think I’ve seen the height of liberal stupidity, along comes someone trying to sink to a new low.

Yesterday, we lost a conservative giant who, while promoting the truth through his various sites by all accounts,  he also loved to laugh.

Mr. Breitbart…This one’s for you.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy…Here we go…

When looking for liberal idiots there are certain…factors…that appear as red flags and THIS idiot was flying enough red flags TO HAVE BEEN SEEN FROM SPACE!!!

First of all, it takes place in California…RED FLAG!!! Dateline Sacramento…

A naked guy goes on a job interview…

Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

No really…A naked guy showed up for a Job interview last Saturday and we are pretty darn sure Jose Ayala was a liberal idiot because, he was in California, he was stark naked and… THE JOB INTERVIEW HE WAS LOOKING FOR WAS AT A WELDING SHOP!!!

He uhhh…told em he was good with his…hands…I can’t make this stuff up…he really did…anyway…

Call me…nuts…but I don’t think welding IN THE NUDE is any smarter than FRYING BACON WITH YOUR ANTHONY WIENER HANGING OUT!!!

Well, the guys at the welding shop called the cops and soon, it was time for the floor show. The naked meth head…

Oh, did I forget THAT red flag earlier? Yeah…THE NAKED GUY WAS HIGH ON METH…

Okay…when the cops get there the naked meth head doesn’t go quietly…HE STARTS FIGHTING WITH THE COPS!! The take the idiot to the ground and the naked meth head GRABS THE FEMALE OFFICER BY THE HAIR…and THAT’S when the owner of the shop and his brother got involved…

THE…JOHNSON BROTHERS!!!

By my count, there are now 3…JOHNSONS…involved in the melee and 2 of them are related and 1 is just sort of…floppin’ about…

So NOW we have 1 naked Ayala, 2 cops, 3 Johnsons and a BYSTANDER who was HOLDING HIS HAMBURGER IN ONE HAND AND APPARENTLY GRABBING FOR A…FOOTLONG…WITH THE OTHER!!!

Would YOU take the chance of getting YOUR buns that close to a naked meth head???

He was finally hauled off to jail where I’m sure, being naked, will facilitate him in getting a job…of some sort…and if NOT…what the heck…

HE’S GOOD WITH HIS HANDS!!!

Fuming.

And OFF we go to GEORGIA where a JUDGE finds himself in rather deep water.

Last Tuesday, when a woman on the stand seemed to be uncooperative with her own attorney while testifying against her husband, accusing him of sexual assault and other things…the Judge…David E. Barrett…did something very odd.

HE PULLED A GUN FROM UNDER HIS ROBE…GOT UP…OFFERED IT TO THE WITNESS AND TOLD HER…

“WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND SHOOT YOUR OWN ATTORNEY???”

Well, I for one will REFRAIN from making some sort of joke regarding the forward thinking of this judge and utilizing the punch line… “WELL…IT’S A START” and rather leave that sort of thing to you…the reader.

Up to the point where the judge displayed his piece…THE D.A. THOUGHT BARRETT WAS JUST HAPPY TO SEE HIM!!!

Using my abacus, I have determined that this is the 2nd really poor decision by a Georgia Judge in the last 30 days.

Attorney Dan Summer, who WAS in the process of questioning the witness at the time said, “I was a little bit reckless. … I was a little concerned when it was pointed at me.”

GEE WIZ…YA THINK????

Summer went on to state, “I certainly don’t encourage judges to pull guns out in a courtroom, but you shouldn’t judge a man by a single page of the book of his life, not by a single incident.”

WHAT??? SERIOUSLY???

YOU’RE AN ATTORNEY…YOU ASK JUDGES TO PUT PEOPLE AWAY EVERY DAY FOR A SINGLE PAGE IN THE BOOK OF THEIR LIFE, YOU EGREGIOUS PUTZ!!!

I’m Fuming!

Ahhh…the city of Detroit…

What a UTOPIA OF LIBERALISM THAT RAT INFESTED HOLE HAS BECOME HUH???

Well, they are mulling over a mandate that ALL GAS STATIONS HIRE SECURITY GUARDS!!!

I suppose since a tank of go juice is now worth more than A PALLET OF BARS FROM FORT KNOX…it might make sense.

THE OBAMA ANTI ENERGY CZAR…STEVEN CHU…IS ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS WEEK!!!

A few years ago, he wanted to JACK THE PRICE OF GAS UP TO EUROPEAN LEVELS!! Now, THIS week, I think Chu’s Choo Choo has gone round the bend and off the tracks…

Here’s what he told reporters about how he’s working to reduce the price of gas…after a couple of days testifying before Congress:

“If you diversify the supply so the transportation sector can go to natural gas, can go to electro-fuels, can go to biofuels without subsidy, that would be as good as petroleum. These are things that actually moderate prices and gives businesses and consumers a choice. I liken it to beef and the price of beef goes up, you’re a victim to the price of beef. If you can go to beef to chicken to pork to pasta, you have many more choices.”

Listen you Chu you…I ATE SPAGHETTI LAST NIGHT AND THE PRICE OF A RIB-EYE DIDN’T DROP ONE RED CENT!!!

Somehow, I just can’t see how THROWING A BILLION BUCKS AT SOLAR COMPANIES THAT GO BANKRUPT AND FINING OIL COMPANIES FOR NOT USING BIOFUELS THAT DON’T EVEN EXIST IS GOING TO BRING DOWN THE PRICE OF A GALLON OF GAS!!!!

Beef to chicken to pork to pasta MY ASS!!!!!

I’M FUMING!!!!!

Finally…we have THIS little gem from a Congressional hearing…

Sandra Fluke was providing what I’M SURE she thought was TESTIMONY THAT WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD at NANCY PELOSI’S CONGRESSIONAL HEARING regarding OBAMA’S BIRTH CONTROL MANDATE!!!

Fluke is a Georgetown law student.

I always thought being a law student was hard work and they were always buried in their books but…APPARENTLY THEY SCREW AROUND…A LOT!!!

According to this little pin cushion…”Forty percent of the female students at Georgetown Law reported to us that they struggled financially as a result of this policy. (Georgetown student insurance not covering contraception) Without insurance coverage, contraception, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school.”

HOLY CRAP!!!

THAT’S A THOUSAND BUCKS A YEAR!!!

Look, as an English major with a History minor…I did…okay…BUT I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO LAW SCHOOL!!! APPARENTLY LAW SCHOOL IS CRAWLING WITH HORNY COEDS!!!

By this trollop’s account…4 OUT OF EVERY 10 LAW SCHOOL LADIES OF THE EVENING ARE NYMPHOS AND SHE BELIEVES WE NEED TO PAY FOR THEIR…ADVENTURES IN BABY MAKING!!!!

Please…allow me to once again break out my abacus…

CONDOMS COST ABOUT A BUCK A SHOT SO…1,000 LOVE GLOVES…$1,000 BUCKS…1,000 TIMES A YEAR BREAKS DOWN TO ALMOST 3 TIMES A DAY…

She HAS to be talking about condoms because she COULD get a month’s supply of PILLS at her local TARGET for 9 BUCKS A MONTH!!!!

No wonder so many lawyers think they’re the second coming….

MAYBE THEY’RE GETTING EXTRA CREDIT FOR PRACTICING DURING THEIR 3 YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL WHAT THEY’RE GONNA DO TO THE REST OF US AS THEIR CAREER!!!!!

Fluke, naturally, as a liberal entitlement wench, THINKS SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO OCCUPY A DORM ROOM MATTRESS FOR 3 YEARS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER!!!

And WE don’t even get a DINNER out of the deal…

So…is FLUKE a part of that 40% that are humping their way through law school at Georgetown?

“For a lot of students, like me, who are on public interest scholarships, that’s practically an entire summer’s salary.” What’s a working girl to do???

OH I’LL BET HER PARENTS ARE SOOOOO PROUD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!

LISTEN UP MISSY…GEORGETOWN IS A CATHOLIC COLLEGE…OPEN A BOOK AND SLAM YOUR KNEES TOGETHER AND IF YOU HAVE TO GET RUG BURNS ON YOUR BACK 3 TIMES A DAY FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT WHILE NOT OVER POPULATING THE D.C. AREA WITH DIAPER-WEARING AMBULANCE CHASERS…MAKE THE MALE BARRISTERS-TO-BE FOOT THE BILL!!!!!

On the other hand, maybe it’s worth it if it HELPS TO DECREASE THE FUTURE POPULATION OF LIBERALS!!!!

My, oh my…

It’s Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

25 thoughts on “Friday Fume

  1. Listen we have been doing this SAME THING for some 50 years now…Sit around,watch it happen,and then sit around some more, and GRIPE ABOUT IT?
    Don’t you think it’s TIME we ALL got together, and REALLY DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
    I have Felt this way for many years ,as I’m Sure we All Have…
    we have about 50 Grass root organizations now, from the” Tea Party” to “The Judicial Justice Organization” to “The Daily Reckoning”, ECT. Seems to me that if ALL of these Organizations get TOGETHER as ONE, and then ALL of US BACK THEM, SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO LISTEN?? The OLD WAY JUST DOESN’T CUT IT….
    KURT

  2. Stop with all this contraceptive bullcrap, it isn’t about that. Never mind wee barry’s ultimate marxist dream of doing away with non-state religion. This is about painting Conservatives as anti-women’s rights. We have been called every kind of misogynist and against women’s health because he has slipped in the polls with women in our country. That’s why he doesn’t care about alienating the Catholic vote, he doesn’t need them, he needs the larger women’s vote. Polls show young people and women want their rumpty paid for by taxpayer dollars and polls show our wee leprechuan ruler’s wishes. He is a poll driven ruler who will pander to any theme that garners him the most votes. If you think your religion or beliefs aren’t threatened by this search for a poem called Silence. First they came for the Jews but because I am not Jewish I remained silent,…when they came for me there was no-one left to speak out!

  3. @ Shadow Patriot- People like Amy don’t want the responsiblity of providing her own protection, whether it’s free or not. So it costs a few bucks for a few rubbers? But people like Amy are too damn lazy to even do the MINIMUM. No Wonder we have STDs passed around like Halloween Candy in the Inner Cities. Too many Libtard Dumbshits who think they are ABOVE it ALL. And then when she gets pregnant, she either aborts the baby or has it out of wedlock, and then we get to pay more $$$$ for Diapers and Baby Formula for Bastard kids, because she doesn’t even know who the “baby daddy” is. When will people realize that this behavior is unacceptable and the rest of us aren’t responsible to pay for their screw ups? PUN NOT INTENDED. People who won’t be responsible should have their tubes tied or vasectomies. It’s that simple.

  4. Patty, I wouldn’t go that far…besides, tubal ligation has been known to reverse itself (happened to a good friend of mine…they both wanted to name the new one WTF, but instead called him Dillan). I propose a field trip to all the places that offer free condoms…have her pin those places on her iPhone (or whatever smartphone she has), and have her record the hours of operation so as she knows which one is open when she needs a condom.

  5. I, for one, am willing to donate real $$$ to get Amy’s tubes tied. She is an incompetent person who should NEVER be allowed to breed.

  6. The bottom line is, the problem produced by the administration was NEVER a problem in the first place. It went from being forced to pay for something for someone else to being about reproductive rights. It is about being forced to pay for something someone else wants and in this case, what the someone else (Amy) wants isn’t hard to get in the first place (no pun intended). You want condoms? Go to a store. Can’t afford them? Then go to the college clinic, or to a Planned Parenthood. If you can’t or won’t do those things, well, then you shouldn’t be partnering up. It is called being responsible, and sadly that is something that isn’t being taught to the younger generation that Amy is a part of.

    Frankly, this is really about freedom stolen from all of us through a manufactured crises complete with an “example” as portrayed by the parading around of a “victim” that can’t seem to afford the 2.75 condoms per day her habit requires. Really? How much is that lady’s alcohol bill? Her roofie bill? Seriously, is she the ONLY woman in an all male school? I cannot believe this administration saw fit to parade someone around that could almost pass for a man rather than someone more believable. Not to mention, the IDEA that enough college students would be having sex that much that this is a problem is ludicrous. Frankly, I am not even sure why we are spending so much time even arguing the matter.

    It should have been seen for what it is…a circus. Clinton was great at orchestrating circuses…and working legislation and other matters while people were being misdirected. And that is what this is as well, amateurish misdirection….but it worked.

    Amy, if you really needed it, BC is there for you…for free. You just need to look.

  7. People like Amy are “VICTIMS”. How dare we expect her to pay for her own Contracpetion??? How dare we suggest she use COMMON Sense and not SCREW AROUND with ANY TOM, DICK OR HARRY? It’s the Gubments job to “protect” women like Amy from having babies, huh? It’s the Gubments job to make Birth Control “Affordable”?? Yeah, yeah, THAT’S BULLSHIT, AMY!!! I bet Amy is also a card carrying member of PETA too. No problem with Aborting HUMANS, but if a baby deer or cocker spaniel gets injured, she cries her eyes out. That’s the way of the Godless Liberals. They value animal and plant life above HUMAN life. And they don’t have a lick of common sense. Don’t whore around and expect the rest of us to pay for your stupidity, please.

  8. So, Amy, your using our tax money for dildos so you don’t get pregnant.
    Didn’t know that you and Biden were that well aquainted.

  9. Amy, you are so delusional that I am surprised you can find this website. In fact, I am a little shocked to see you have enough time to get out of bed to complain about why WE (working taxpayers) need to pay for YOUR birth control. Hmmmmm…. my generation did NOT expect the government to pay for my children or prevention of them.

  10. Please tell me where I can buy birth control pills for $9 a month without a co-pay.

    Until then, I’m using your tax money for dildos so I don’t get pregnant.

    • Amy,

      As I CLEARLY stated in the article, they are available at the TARGET near the Georgetown Campus. A Month’s supply for just $9.00.
      Please, spend $18.00 per month and take 2 at a time…We certainly don’t need any more like you running…or hopping…about.

      Craig

  11. @ Craig. “Now, if you….insist on humping like rabbits at the rate of 3 times per day for 3 straight years while you are supposed to be getting a college education…” Sorry about the math-fail, Craig. Why don’t you try it again with oral contraceptives (at full price) instead of condoms? I think that’s what’s at issue here in the Blunt Amendment (aka a LAW that would infringe women’s right to access contraception).

    Here’s some information for you to educate yourself regarding the diversity of Catholic views on contraception. It’s certainly not being reflected by the social conservative rhetoric in Washington these days…http://www.catholicsforchoice.org/

    The Supreme Court addressed a similar issue of privacy rights & reproductive choice in 1965 – check out Griswold v. CT: http://www.oyez.org/cases/1960-1969/1964/1964_496

    Romney had it right on the Blunt Amendment the first time ;)P

    • @Amy

      I intentially mentioned pills and where she or any of the other rabbits could get them for just $9.00 per month.
      While you want to make this about denial of contraception, sadly for you, it’s not about that at all.
      Heck, the bunny brigade can take or use what ever sort of gold plated diamond encrusted pills they want…the POINT is…they should be paying for them…THEMSELVES.

      Now…go occupy an area rug…and feel entitled to NONE of the taxpayers money.

      Craig

  12. Who pays for your insurance, Amy? If you are a public worker, that means my taxes pay for it. And I WILL NOT pay you to be sexually active when I believe you are sinning. You are the one with the bs. And you are the one who should be ashamed of yourself.

  13. No Louise, it is NOT your personal liberty to pay your taxes. I pay taxes for wars and for private prison-building and state programs that conflict with my personal beliefs. And yes, Louise, you did not spell rhythm correctly (which is hilarious, b/c this blog has an auto-spell check). And Ms. Mann “nurse educator of sex education,” please explain to me what your “sex education” policies are, if not to educate people about safer sex.

    @ Patty – I do buy my own contraception – BECAUSE IT’S COVERED BY MY INSURANCE!

    Seriously, how can you women sign on to this 1800s bs? It’s a shame.

  14. WAY TO GO CRAIG!!!!! AMY IT IS MY PERSONAL LIBERTY TO NOT PAY FOR ANY WOMAN’S SEXCAPADES!!!! EVERY WOMAN CAN AFFORD THE RYTHM (SP) METHOD……HELL, YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE WHEN YOU ARE OVULATING!!!!

    CRAIG IS NOT THE IGNORANT ONE HERE!!!!

    SINCERELY
    A NURSE EDUCATOR OF SEX EDUCATION

  15. If you don’t want to do the time (children), don’t do the crime, Amy. BUY your own contraception.

  16. You are woefully undereducated with regard to contraception. It’s too bad – clearly you should not be breeding. You disrespect all women and infringe upon their personal liberty and security. Can you explain your ideological inconsistency here?

    98% of Catholics use contraception. Get your laws off my body, ignorami.

    • Amy,

      You poor delusional creature…
      There ARE no laws against contraception. As I understand Catholic doctrine however, it’s frowned upon.
      If you choose to use it, please, by all means DO as in your case it would prevent the American gene pool from getting more shallow.
      Now, if you, like the 40% of Georgetown Law coeds, insist on humping like rabbits at the rate of 3 times per day for 3 straight years while you are supposed to be getting a college education, please confine your class schedule to those who employ only…ORAL exams so that we, the taxpayers, don’t have to support your…mattress bouncing escapades.

      Craig

  17. THANK YOU FOR THIS CHANCE TO LAUGH IN THE MIDST OF ALL THE STUPIDITY AROUND US. LOVE THIS GREAT TRIBUTE TO ANDREW BREITBART. MAY OUR GOOD LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST GIVE ANDREW HIS ETERNAL REWARD FOR HIS FIGHT AGAINST EVIL (I.E., OBAMA). AMEN!

  18. Saddened by the loss of Andrew and enraged by the law school slut. I’d like to give her a piece of my …..Uh…no I wouldn’t eewwww..!

  19. We all should be fuming!! Why are we letting the left get away with this stuff???

  20. WARNING: Anyone reading this MUST have an extra supply of O2 available. Get someone to fax it to you if need be.