Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.
All week long, every week, the pressure builds but, at the END of the week, the safety measure kicks in.
Liberals just keep doing what liberals do and I just keep tracking their idiotic efforts. Before you know it…It’s Friday and I start…
From the…”JUST HOW SURPRISED SHOULD YOU BE” department, we find ourselves in Ehrhardt, South Carolina. It seems, ever year about this time, on the outskirts of Ehrhardt…near Broxton Bridge Plantation…there is a pigeon shoot.
Broxton Bridge Plantation IS privately owned and the 2nd Amendment DOES give folks the right to own guns and pigeon hunting is NOT illegal so…anyway…
SOME GROUP OF LIBERAL PIGEON HUGGERS shows up to PROTEST and they call themselves…SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness…
SHARK…okay…here’s where it gets…well, you’ll see…
SHARK has decided to videotape the days events and I suspect they would have planned to take the video around showing it to other groups of hunters in an effort to get them to stop hunting…in South Carolina…I know…
PEOPLE WOULD BE CHEERING EVERY SHOT!!!
Anyhow…SHARK, SHOWING ALL THE WISDOM LIBERALS POSSESS…DECIDED TO DO THEIR VIDEO FROM THE BEST VANTAGE POINT AVAILABLE…
They brought with them a Mikrokopter drone radio controlled 8 bladed helicopter thingy with a camera underneath it to catch all the action from the air.
They launched it.
Let’s let Steve Hindi…PRESIDENT of SHARK tell us what happened next, shall we?
“Seconds after it hit the air, numerous shots rang out. As an act of revenge for us shutting down the pigeon slaughter, they had shot down our copter.”
By my count that’s the second drone the liberals have lost recently…
IF the Colleton County Sheriff’s Department spends more than 3 minutes trying to figure out who done it, I’ll be…
From the “WHAT THE HELL???” department we visit White House Adviser Valerie Jarrett who, just a couple of days ago, uttered THIS little liberal/socialist gem…
“And so we need to make sure that we continue to support that important safety net. It not only is good for the family, but it’s good for the economy. People who receive that unemployment check go out and spend it and help stimulate the economy.”
THIS IS THE EMPEROR’S NEW STIMULUS PLAN??? UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS????
Seriously, you should be about as surprised by this as that idiot was that his drone got shot down by pigeon hunters.
IT WAS BACK IN 2010 THAT PELOSI SAID, “It is the biggest bang for the buck when you do food stamps and unemployment insurance. The biggest bang for the buck.”
If you follow THIS liberal/socialist logic…
THE ECONOMY WAS DOING BETTER WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT WAS AT 10% THAN IT’S DOING NOW!!!
Why…if we could get unemployment up to 15 or 20 percent…we’d be able to pay off the national debt!!
LIBERALS ARE PARALYZED FROM THE NECK UP!!!!!
Actually, this is par for the liberal course when ya think about it…
THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO STIMULATED SOLAR COMPANIES INTO BANKRUPTCY…STIMULATED ONE CAR COMPANY INTO BEING OWNED BY FIAT AND ANOTHER INTO PRODUCING MOLOTOV COCKTAILS ON WHEELS!!!!
Of course, liberal stimulus triumphs are NOT just limited to OUR nation…
LIBERALS HAVE STIMULATED OIL DRILLING IN SOUTH AMERICA, STIMULATED THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD INTO POWER IN EGYPT, STIMULATED AL QAEDA IN LIBYA AND STIMULATED THE ENTIRE ECONOMY OF CHINA LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!
If you believe Jarrett…WE OWE A HUGE DEBT OF GRATITUDE TO THOSE WHO, BECAUSE THEY’RE UNEMPLOYED AND MAY HAVE LOST THEIR HOMES, ARE SPENDING THEIR UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS JUST TO GET BY!!!
OUR ECONOMY WOULD BE IN THE TANK WITHOUT THEM!!!
Finally this week, we have the EMPEROR HIMSELF!!!
Maybe you’ve not noticed but, gas prices are GOING UP oh but never fear…OBAMA IS HERE!!!!
The EMPEROR has a GREAT plan.
HE WANTS TO HIKE UP TAXES ON OIL COMPANIES!!!
LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS DON’T THINK OIL COMPANIES ARE PAYING THEIR… “FAIR SHARE” BECAUSE THEY’RE MAKING PROFITS SO…TO FURTHER STIMULATE THE ECONOMY…HE WANTS TO SOAK ‘EM FOR MORE TAXES!!!
Of course, if recent history is any guide…HE’LL TAKE THEY’RE HIGHER TAX PAYMENTS AND SPEND ‘EM ON MORE GREEN ENERGY COMPANIES WHICH WILL GO BANKRUPT, FORCING MORE PEOPLE TO COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT STIMULUS CHECKS!!!
Here is another part of the problem with the liberal/socialist tax plan…OIL COMPANIES ARE NOT GOING TO ROLL OVER AND EAT THE COST OF HIGHER TAXES!!!
If you jack up taxes on oil companies…they will, in turn, raise the cost at the pump to compensate for the increased taxes.
THAT MEANS THE COST OF EVERYTHING WHICH GETS TRANSPORTED FROM POINT A TO POINT B IS GOING TO GO UP TOO!!!
IT’S GOING TO COST YOU MORE TO GET TO WHERE YOU BUY THINGS AND MORE TO BUY THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BUY WHEN YOU GET THERE!!!
Oh but it gets better…
YESTERDAY, THE EMPEROR WAS IN MIAMI TALKING ABOUT GAS PRICES.
Who would have guessed he would say there was no silver bullet to bring down the cost of gas?
What the Emperor DID do was…
START MAKING FUN OF REPUBLICANS WHO WANT TO DRILL FOR OIL!!!
“And you can bet that since it’s an election year, they’re already dusting off their three-point plans for $2 gas. I’ll save you the suspense: Step one is drill, step two is drill, and step three is keep drilling. We heard the same thing in 2007, when I was running for President. We hear the same thing every year. We’ve heard the same thing for thirty years.”
Ummmmm…YOU’VE BEEN HEARING THE SAME THING FOR 30 YEARS BECAUSE IT’S BEEN ABOUT 30 YEARS SINCE YOU LIBERAL WEASELS PUT AN END TO DRILLING FOR OIL!!!!!
In reality, he’s not quite up to speed on our plan. It’s not a 3 part plan it’s a 5 part plan.
STEP 1…VOTE HIS SOCIALIST KEESTER OUT OF OFFICE.
STEP 2…SCRAP THE EPA!!!
STEP 5…KEEP DRILLING!!!!!!!
The thing that REALLY irks liberals is that Conservatives keep employing long-range rational thought.
We know that if we drill now…IN THE FUTURE WE WON’T HAVE TO WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT OPEC OIL SPECULATORS JACKING AROUND WITH THE COST OF A BARREL OF CRUDE AND WE WON’T HAVE TO BUY ANYWHERE NEAR SO MUCH OIL FROM COUNTRIES THAT HATE US!!!
We also realize that, by BUILDING THAT PIPELINE FROM CANADA, WE CAN ADD TO OUR OIL RESERVES BY GETTING IT FROM A FRIENDLY COUNTRY WHILE AT THE SAME TIME…CREATING JOBS!!!
Guess what ELSE we know…
BY SIMPLY GIVING THE GO AHEAD TO THE PROCESS OF BECOMING ENERGY INDEPENDENT, THE PRICE OF OIL FROM OPEC IS GOING TO DROP IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Guess what we’re NOT going to do???
WE’RE NOT GOING TO POUR TAX DOLLARS INTO GREENIE WEENIE SOLAR PANEL COMPANIES OR WIND-POWERED HIGH-SPEED RAIL SYSTEMS OR CARS THAT NEED EXTENSION CORDS!!!!!
Now…Here’s a little friendly advice for the EMPEROR and his liberal/socialist butt kissers…
SINCE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF LEADING…AND YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF FOLLOWING….
YOU HAVE 2 OTHER CHOICES…
GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR WAY OR GET RUN OVER BY A BIG RED, WHITE AND BLUE TRUCK BURNING AMERICAN DIESEL HEADING YOUR WAY THIS NOVEMBER!!!!!
Oh, yes, friends…
It’s DEFINITELY Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!