Friday Fume

Well, well, well…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

While I’m not big on resolutions I WILL make you this vow…Throughout this most important year I will NOT let up ONE LITTLE BIT on the liberal/socialist crowd.

We have a LOT of work to do but that DOESN’T mean we can’t take time out for a laugh or two…at the liberal’s expense.

That said…

It’s Friday and guess what?

I’m fuming.

This year we start with a guy who I am reasonably sure is plenty happy his first name is not Barry.

Congressman John Dingle (D(imwit) MI) had THIS brilliant comment last week: Romney is the only fellow in the United States who appears to think that the Volt is an idea whose time has not come. Clearly it has not come to him. The Volt is selling like hotcakes.”

If by “Hotcakes” Dingle means THEY KEEP BURSTING INTO FLAMES…he might be onto something. As it is…he may well just be ON something.

Oblamesomeoneelse poured something like 49.5 BILLION dollars of OUR money into what is now GOVERNMENT MOTORS and proclaimed that 1 million electric cars would soon be cruising American roads.

If you break it down, every Chevy Volt SOLD so far has cost the American taxpayer…$240,000.00!!!!!

There have been about 7,500 SOLD and after Dingle’s rather STUPID statement…CHEVY ANNOUNCED THEY ARE RECALLING 8,000 VOLTS BECAUSE THEY ARE ROLLING BARBEQUES!!!!!

The CHEVY FLAME THROWER is an ELECTRIC CAR with a GAS TANK because on ELECTRIC POWER it will only go 35 MILES and, according to DINGLE DOOFUS…ROMNEY is the ONLY fellow in ALL OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA who APPEARS to think the Volt is an idea whose time has not come???

I’M GUESSING DINGLE ALSO BELIEVES MOVIES ON BETA IS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE AND MIGHT BE IN THE PROCESS OF ALLOCATING ANOTHER 10 BILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE 8 TRACK PLAYERS INSTALLED IN EVERY CHEVY VOLT!!!

Fuming.

Off we go to New York where liberal/socialists have SCORED BIG between Christmas and New Years.

The MTA…New York’s Bus system…is strapped for cash and guess what…THEY’RE UNION!!!

They figured, because of the “Happy Holidays” there wouldn’t be as many bus riders as normal so…THEY DECIDED NOT TO RUN AS MANY ROUTES THAT WEEK.

This WOULD have been a good move EXCEPT THE UNION DEMANDS THAT EVERY DRIVER GETS 5 FULL 8 HOUR DAYS OF SALARY EACH AND EVERY WEEK!!!

Yep…MTA drivers were SITTING AROUND, WATCHING TV AND TAKING NAPS…GETTING THEIR FULL PAY WHILE THEIR BUSES SAT IN THE GARAGE!!!

This is, no doubt, one of the key reasons OBAMA MADE RECESS APPOINTMENTS OF 3 PEOPLE TO THE NATIONAL LABOR RELATIONS BOARD even though THE SENATE WASN’T IN RECESS…

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THOSE BUS DRIVERS ARE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!!!!!!

So…they saved the cost of gas however, those buses that WEREN’T running DIDN’T collect a SINGLE fare and yet A BUTT LOAD OF BUS DRIVERS…OR…IN THIS CASE…A BUS LOAD OF BUTT DRIVERS…got their full pay.

FUMING!

Oh for crying out loud…

A woman from Peabody…which apparently is somewhere near Boston…was NAILED by the TSA in Las Vegas for trying to carry onto a plane something so dangerous, a threat to national security, a WEAPON OF SEEMING MASS CONFECTION…

A CUPCAKE!!!!!

TSA agents claimed it was the frosting.

THE FROSTING???

They said it was…GEL-LIKE and posed a security threat.

This woman…Rebecca Hains…originally had 2 OF THESE MOST DEVIOUS WEAPONS…when she boarded her plane in Boston. She ate one on the way to Vegas and…decided to save the OTHER one for the trip home.

NOT SO FAST THERE OSAMA bin HAINS!!!!

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND STEP AWAY FROM THE PASTRY!!!!

First of all…how exactly does one manage to save a cupcake for the flight back home…a concept which is entirely foreign to me.

The offending weaponized mixture of flour, eggs and sugar came from WICKED GOOD CUPCAKES of COHASSET…not to be confused with Wicked Good Cupcakes of Rancho Cucamonga…and THEY are sending her a WHOLE NEW BATCH…free of charge.

Considering the length of time it took her to eat 2 of these things…THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL NOW ACCUSE HER OF STOCKPILING AMMUNITION!!!!

I’m FUMING!!

It’s CLEAR now, that the “D” in DNC or the (D) behind a politician’s name stands for…

DELUSIONAL!!!!!!

If DELUSIONAL Dingle’s comments regarding the CHEVY FIRE TRAP wasn’t enough to convince you…

HOW ABOUT THE WORDS OF DELUSIONAL NATIONAL COMMITTEE POODLE DEBBIE WASSERMAN SHULTZ???

On leg tingle Matthew’s show the other day…Schultz was asked about the GOP field. Matthews wanted to know if the GOP had “better” candidates that were NOT running. Shultzy in a voice as soothing as 40 GRIT TOILET PAPER…said…

“The better candidates that potentially could’ve run understand that President Obama is popular, that the American people support him, that he stood up for the middle class and working families and he’s got a lot accomplished, and so they know that this is not the year for them.”

FOR GOD’S SAKE…IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE’S QUOTING STUART SMALLY…who happens to be serving in congress AS A DELUSIONAL FROM MINNESOTA!!!!!!

“He’s good enough, smart enough…doggone it…people like him.”

ON WHAT PLANET IS THE EMPEROR POPULAR???

HIS APPROVAL RATINGS SLIPPED LOWER THAN JIMMY CARTER’S!!!!!

To further explore the “D” for DELUSIONAL aspect of the garden variety liberal/socialist…we need look no deeper that OBAMA HIMSELF.

HE THINKS HE’S THE 4TH BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY!!!!!

The RNC…with the “R” standing for REALITY…has been compiling a “book” of Obama’s quotes, promises and videos OUTLINING ALL THE LIES OBAMA HAS TOLD SINCE STARTING HIS RUN IN 2008.

That “Book” IS NOW 500 PAGES LONG!!!!!!!

It’s completely and CLEARLY DELUSIONAL to believe this EMPEROR has “stood up for the middle class and working families.”

THE REALITY IS THAT HE HAS STOOD UP FOR UNIONS AND BIG LABOR WHILE DRIVING OUR COUNTRY TO THE BRINK OF BANKRUPTCY!!!!!

So…what ELSE leads one to believe DELUSIONAL WASSERMAN SHULTZ isn’t getting enough oxygen to her brain?

How about THIS quote?

“Democrats are going to proudly run on the fact that we turned the economy around. It was our policies under President Obama’s leadership through the Recovery Act, through investing in the automobile industry.”

Ummm…OBVIOUSLY Shultzy and Dingle ARE SMOKING THE SAME THING!!!!

Or…THIS quote…

“At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, Eric Holder is independent.”

Or THIS recent interview?????

MEDIC!!!!!

THE DELUSIONAL NONSENSICAL CLUELESS CHAIRWOMAN HAS APPARENTLY HAD A STROKE!!!!!

When the Emperor took office the unemployment rate was 7.6% and under Obama WENT UP TO 10%!!!

DURING THE EMPEROR’S REIGN, IN 3 YEARS, 6 MILLION JOBS HAVE BEEN LOST!!!

WHILE UNEMPLOYMENT DID “DROP” LAST MONTH…IT IS ALMOST ENTIRELY DUE TO MORE THAN 315,000 PEOPLE COMPLETELY LEAVING THE WORKFORCE!!!

And THIS…LYING SACK OF HAIR PERM CHEMICALS HAS THE UNMITIGATED GALL TO CLAIM UNEMPLOYMENT DID NOT GO UP UNDER EMPEROR OBAMA??????

We’re off to a GREAT start in 2012 aren’t we?

It’s the first Friday of the new year and in case it slipped by ya…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

 

One thought on “Friday Fume

  1. You got it, very informative. I am fuming also, but apparently we don’t count. The ones who count keep silent. Are they all afraid of the guy and his servants!? I am so afraid for our future and now his totally ignorant speech on cutting billions on our military. Still sounds like an agenda to me, there is just something that stinks up in DC. We are in for it if there are four more years with Obama. I have zero trust in this man. All the numbers you gave don’t matter, they only publish that it is now 8.5 unemployment, but I know they are not counting our city and when they talk about so many more jobs they forget about how many companies go under and people lose their jobs. We need to bring the jobs back to this country, tired of seeing everything made in China and really stuff that is super expensive made in China where people get little pay and gov. sucks in the money! We need the jobs back here in the states! I am fuming with you Craig! And the with I don’t even remember now what she is, the one on the video clip, was delusional, she has to be in lalaland to think what she said is real. Good job Craig!

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