Liberal lunacy knows no bounds and it can be found…EVERYWHERE. Day by day…Week by week, I absorb it like a barrier reef sponge and every Friday, wring it out all over this page.
The amount of liberal idiocy this week is STAGGERING and before I go super nova…
Let’s have at it.
It’s FRIDAY and…
I’m fuming.
Let’s start this week in the great white north, Kanuckville…Otherwise known as Canada…Toronto to be specific.
On Monday, Earl Beatty Junior and Senior Public School principal Alicia Fernandez sent home a note warning parents their students are no longer allowed to bring soccer balls, basketballs, baseballs, footballs and volleyballs to school.
It seems, a while back, a parent got beaned in the Kanuck noggin with a soccer ball and NOW…Balls are deemed DANGEROUS to the kids.
Oh…not ALL balls though… ONLY BALLS NOT MADE OF SPONGE OR…NERF MATERIAL WILL BE CONFISCATED!!!
Gentlemen…for the love of all that is right in the world…DO NOT TAKE YOUR…BALLS…TO SCHOOL…LEST MS. FERNANDEZ LOCK THEM IN A DRAWER!!!!!
True to liberal thought…BASEBALLS will NOT be allowed at Earl Beatty schools but…BATS are apparently NOT as dangerous and according to the new rules, WILL be allowed.
Fuming.
Down in Louisiana, in the little town of SpringHill, a town so small they don’t have room for a space bar on a keyboard, just barely over the Arkansas line, the WAR ON CHRISTMAS has begun.
The town’s library has BANNED a local church from staging their live nativity scene on its property and no…THERE ARE NO BALLS INVOLVED!!
Children, playing the parts of Mary, Joseph and the 3 Wise Guys along with the possibility of a REAL BABY…weather permitting…PLAYING JESUS…will have to bring the Christmas story to life…ELSEWHERE!!!
Why, you ask?
I’LL TELL YOU WHY…
Because they couldn’t have anything with a religious tone or message.
Hmmmmmm…..I’M WILLING TO BET THEY HAVE A BOOK OR TWO ON RELIGION IN THAT LIBRARY!!
I guess the difference would be that the books are inside…NOT ON THE LAWN…which of course would MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD!!!
Morons.
According to Letha Dew, the chairperson of SpringHill, LA’s annual Christmas celebration… As it now stands, the Living Nativity will be relocated to city property.
OH, I DON’T SEE ANY PROBLEMS COMING FROM THAT…DO YOU?????
Fuming!
Ahhh the SEIU has STRUCK AGAIN.
This time the thugs are FORCING UNIONIZATION ON PARENTS!!!
Yep. Take the case of Robert and Patricia Haynes in Michigan. This fine people are taking care of their children, ages 30 and 34 who both have Cerebral palsy.
THE UNION THUGS DEEM THESE PARENTS AS…HOME HEALTHCARE WORKERS AND HAVE AUTOMATICALLY MADE THEM UNION MEMBERS AND THUS…
THE SEIU IS ABSCONDING WITH $30.00 PER MONTH FROM THE MEDICAID PAYMENTS MEANT FOR THEIR CHILDREN!!!
Michigan Department of Community Health Director Olga Dazzo says… “MQC3 (a program initiated in Michigan 5 years ago) basically runs the program for SEIU and passes the union dues from the state to the union.”
Well, isn’t that just delightful for the SEIU?
How delightful???
THE SEIU IS PACKING AWAY 6 MILLION BUCKS A YEAR BY STEALING IT FROM SIMILAR MEDICAID PAYMENTS!!!!!
I suppose, if caregivers GO ON STRIKE and these good parents, who believe a FAMILY ENVIRONMENT is better for their children that an institution, continue to actually CARE for their children…A BUNCH OF SEIU GOONS WILL COME AROUND AND BEAT THEM DOWN!!!
GOD HELP THE GIRL SCOUTS SELLING COOKIES WITHOUT A UNION CARD!!!
FUMING!!!
Oh for CRYING OUT LOUD…
All through the 2008 campaign and from his first day in office, OBAMA has been telling everybody that THIS WILL BE THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION IN HISTORY!!!
Ummmmm…..
In September, State Department officials briefed reporters on a new open government partnership with 30 countries BUT THEY INSISTED THE NAMES OF THE OFFICIALS FROM THOSE 30 COUNTRIES BE KEPT OUT OF NEWS STORIES!!!
Obama accepted an award from the organizers of Sunshine Week HONORING HIS ADMINISTRATION’S GOVERNMENT OPENNESS. Okay. THE MOST TRANSPARENT PRESIDENT IN HISTORY ACCEPTED THE AWARD IN THE OVAL OFFICE IN A CEREMONY…CLOSED TO THE PRESS!!!!!
NOW we find out that, every month…BLATHERING Joe Biden attends a special meeting with select government officials…Apparently…TOP SECRET MEETINGS…
National security???
Nope.
Foreign policy??
Nooooo…….
HOW MANY $16.00 MUFFINS TO ORDER FOR THE NEXT SEIU MEETING REGARDING THE UNIONIZATION OF CHILDREN’S RECESS ???
NO!!!
The behind closed door, monthly meeting, of which nobody in the press is allowed to attend with or without a camera or a microphone are all about…
GOVERNMENT TRANSPARENCY!!!!!!
Biden just HAPPENS to stop BY THESE MEETINGS every month but, according to super double top secret unnamed people who KNOW THINGS THE REST OF US AREN’T ALLOWED TO KNOW… it’s no big f-in’ deal.
Then…AFTER the meetings…THE WHITE HOUSE HANDS OUT PRINTED COPIES OF THE MEETING’S MINUTES!!!!!
Seems to me that those kids in Toronto aren’t the ONLY ONES RUNNING AROUND WITHOUT ANY BALLS!!!
I AM FUMING!!!
Finally, we have OBAMA HIMSELF…
Over the last few months, MR. HOPEY FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGEY has been SPREADING THE WEALTH OF HIS WIS-DUMB AROUND.
First, Obama told the American People that, THEY HAVE, FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DECADES…BEEN LOSING THEIR AMBITION!!
Then, the EMPEROR told the AMERICAN PEOPLE that… “The way I think about it is, you know, this is a great, great country that had gotten a little soft and, you know, we didn’t have that same competitive edge that we needed over the last couple of decades.”
And THIS WEEK, while OBAMA who apparently WAS BORN IN ASIA…WHICH BECAME OUR 57TH STATE…told the AMERICAN PEOPLE that over the last couple of decades…WE HAVE BECOME LAZY!!!!!
Gee wiz…IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE LIBERAL AGENDA IS TO PUNISH SUCCESS THAT COMES FROM AMBITION BY JACKING UP THEIR TAXES…THE LIBERAL AGENDA TEACHES KIDS NOT TO COMPETE TO WIN BY MAKING IT AGAINST THE POLITICALLY CORRECT LAW TO EVEN KEEP SCORE IN A LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME…AND NOW, FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO KEEP SCORE…THE LIBERAL AGENDA IS TAKING THEIR BASEBALLS AWAY!!!
Ummmmm….LAZY??? REALLY…YOU SEETHING PILE OF FESTERING ANTI-AMERICAN IDEOLOGY…YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE THE LIBERAL AGENDA HAS INSTILLED AN ENTITLEMENT MENTALITY INTO AN ENTIRE GENERATION MAKING THEM BELIEVE ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS OCCUPY A PARK AND YOUR PARTY’S BIG GOVERNMENT WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL THEIR NEEDS IN YOUR LIBERAL SOCIALIST SOCIETY…THAT THEY HAVE BECOME…LAZY????
Apparently, YOU SATELLITE-DISH-EARED BUFFOON…you MISSED THE 2010 MID TERM ELECTIONS where those NOT SUBSCRIBING TO THE LIBERAL AGENDA…WERE HIGHLY AMBITIOUS, HIGHLY COMPETITIVE AND ANYTHING BUT LAZY…
AND IN 2012, WE’RE GOING TO SO HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO KICK YOUR SORRY KEESTER OUT OF OUR HOUSE THAT YOU WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU…AND WE ARE KEEPING SCORE!!!!!!!
Here’s a little advice…
THOSE WHO LIVE IN TRANSPARENT HOUSES OUGHT NOT BE THROWING STONES!!!
If you didn’t know it already, it’s Friday and…
BOY OH BOY…
I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Craig, I’m so glad I took the time to stop here and read your Friday Fume! You certainly captured all the feelings about the news this week! Well, every week since The ONE stepped out of the gutter and onto the stage of “public service”! What??? Public service, well we may want to rename it something like, “self service”! I’m FFFFFfuuuming! I’ll definitely be sure to include this in my routine! Love your work!