After a full month of “Occupy” protests I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of those…”Occupiers” are really just 
looking for options. They don’t feel they have any.
So, to help those who just feel lost, I have decided to offer a few suggestions.
1) Occupy your own dwelling.
2) Occupy a Port-a-Potty
3) Occupy Common Sense
4) Occupy your OWN bank account
5) Occupy Rehab
6) Occupy a country which doesn’t allow you to “Occupy” anything
7) Occupy a job
8) Occupy your pants
9) Occupy a mental ward
10) Occupy a shower
I’m just one guy and I am certain our TNP readers can come up with far more great ideas here than can I. Friends, please…I encourage YOU to offer YOUR suggestions…YOUR best options for the “Occupiers” who are just plain lost, out there, wandering the wilderness in search of the most appropriate locations to…Occupy.
Help them friends…Use the comment box below and offer YOUR best “Occupy” locations and then SHARE this with every conservative you know!!!
What makes you think the world owes you a living or you are entitled to another persons resources! If you need help because of disability or a setback, it’s different. But the one who should primarily help you, is yourself. Any time of work will be better off than being unemployed. There is dignity in work. If you want to change your circumstances, begin at the Voting Booth. Do not re-elect those who are self-serving and greedy and help change the law to limit terms. Congress was originally a part time job, but they have made it a career. They are exempt from families repaying school loans, Obama Care and can vote for their own raises. They even have their own pension and do not pay into Social Security. So why don’t you take your protests to Washington. We are equals but they don’t practice what they preach!
“Occupy your grandparents trust fund set up for you”?…
I’d be willing to bet 50%+ of americans didn’t have a grandmother with enough disposable income to set up a trust fund.
Here’s some food for thought: if getting rich were just a simple matter of making a decision or two, don’t you think poverty wouldn’t be a generational problem? Yes, you do have extremely rare cases like Steve Jobs who prove that anybody born into the middle class *could* potentially become rich, but if it were really only about making the right choices then why would the wealth of one’s parents still be by far the most significant facter in predicting an individual’s wealth?
OOOOO and in answer to MSNBC “Would Jesus Occupy Wall Street”
NOT in my very humble opinion. Jesus’ earthly father Joseph was a carpenter. Hard working! Yes, Jesus did help the poor, but he did not ROB PETER TO PAY PAUL! There I said it!
Occupy your grandparents trust fund set up for you
Occupy some work boots
Occupy Reason
Occupy the Middle East – America will donate one way tickets
Occupy YOUR OWN bank accounts
Occupy what YOU earn
Occupy Saturday Night Live..that’s where the Whiner family lives! Occupy a volunteer position somewhere…helping others is a great way to help yourself! OR, come OCCUPY my “classroom”, I’ll educate you with some TRUTH, none of that pc crap!
Stop wasting your life complaining about what “is” and what”is not”…use your voting ability and occupy the voting booths to vote OUT democrats who have stood for rob from the rich who work their ass off to get where they are, to give to the poor, lazy whiners who refuse to work and respect themselves. without welfare, food stamps and your trust funds,you whiners would starve. Occupy a LIFE!
Occupy a clue.
SURPRISED? MOMMY & DADDY’S FAULT!! if I did this, I’d get the back of my mom’s hand, abuse? BUNK, I’m a success story!!! THANKS MOM WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giAQuLntqXY
occupy a government that isn’t being bought and sold by the Wall st capitalists… oh wait, there is no such thing in this country, and there won’t be until the Wall street’ers start using their $$ to influance the whitehouse towards the common good instead of their own interests.
Why occupy Washington when congress and the president are powerless against the financial elite who hold them by their testicles- threatening to withdraw necessary campaign funding if ass is not kissed?
… oh I’m sorry, not every politician is being held by the testicles of the elites; many are elites themselves.
Occupy that vacuum of your brain.
Occupy some common sense! I do believe ignorance is alive and well in America.
Occupy Obama’s bathroom.
Occupy a church.
Occupy a Grave.
Although in your heart you may believe what you are doing is the “right” thing to do. I respect your right to peacefully protest in America. You unfortunately are being mislead by the groups sponsoring you, which appears to be SEIU, AFLCIO, George Soros and THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. Stop and think for at least 5 mins. (which you possibly should have done before falling prey to those supporting you). You are protesting Wall Street, which deserves some of your guided protest. But think about it…who is at the ROOT of all this. You should be located right smack dab in front of the White House. if your going to stoop that low as to defecate on something…do it there. Because quite honestly the people in Our White House have been defecating on you for at least 3 years now….the Congress has been for at least 5 years now…Isn’t it beginning to smell to you…The only message America or the rest of the world is getting from you is that …YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOUR DOING ..because if you did ….YOU WOULD RELOCATE….and…YOU WOULD NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE USED BY ANY PARTY …because once you did …YOU LOST ANY OF THE CREDITABILITY you ever had to begin with.
Many of you claim that your parents were hurt by the recession. Try occupying “help your parents”.
If you don’t like America, go find you another country you like and get the hell out! We won’t miss you and your Marxist ways!
Occupy sanity
Occupy your nearest STD clinic
Here’s an idea: why don’t the occupiers go out and buy snow shovels — you know, the ones made by “corporations” — and start shoveling snow when the Noreaster hits NYC. They might even get paid! What a concept! Get paid for working!
And, while they’re at it (shoveling snow), anything else they can find and shovel up would be appreciated, like…
…old, used sleeping bags, tarps, garbage, and used condoms.
It would save the taxpayers of NY (and the rest of the “working class”) a lot of money if they got off their ass and “occupied” something constructive… like a job.
Get a job no matter what it is, if it does not pay enough get a second one, that is how you live deal with it.