By John Brewer on April 1, 2011

Our beloved President has established a precedent which is un-precedented in the realm of job creation. Barack Obama, whose signature achievement thus far has been a signature on a 4-digited (neologisim) dimwittery of signatorily and liberally signifying directions which would weigh down heavily and oppressively and abruptly and un-precedently—never mind, “un-Presidentially” on the United States of America Health-Care Market, has now divined that his divine signature was un-accountably pre-divined, if not faultlessly approved through means of a, his, signature.

He has divined post-pre-divinity that the divine and signatory, signatured Health-Care plan is riper than a 10-day old banana in Olongapo City or, as it were, too rife with federal regulations. And, with an eye on job growth, our beloved President has ordered the creation of a panel of directors to study the problem. In case you are not following me, he has added a panel of directors to study the federal directions. There’s a kind of unwitting genius at work here, you see. ..You see, the panel of Directors are already under Direction of the Directions derived from the Regulatory Flexibility Act, which requires that Directors, before Directing, gather in directly as their directive directs, and direct their focus on the federal direction’s impact on small businesses. To that director-directing-direction-of-directives, our beloved President—bound by an Alinsky precedent which is un-Precedentally un-Presidential–has added the aforementioned panel of directors to do additional directing of the extant directors directing put-in-place, post-divinity, directions. He—our beloved President, un-precedentally and quasi-Presidentially, directly stipulated that this directed panel of directors must “reduce regulatory burdens on small business.”

But, of course, I am of an un-precedented and, certainly, un-Presidential mind that what is directly needed are even more directors to direct the enforcement of the director-directing directions; in other and same words, director-directing-direction-director directors. I think this goes to show that our beloved President, indeed, knows how to create jobs!